Ohh my fucking god, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!! "He bite me in my vagina", that is the best fucking line I have ever heard. And the "he bite's the labrador on his penis". This lady is classic. I think the dog might need to see a doggie shrink. I would have drop-kicked that dog like a ninja on attack if that thing went for my dick. In closing, here's another classic quote "I don't want him to bite my Labrador on the penis".