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posted by Jay D. on 8/17/2005

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Why is it that I enjoy watching planes crash. For that matter, I like watching just about anything crash. To be honest, by dream job would be in demolition. Yup, I like to break shit. Well, back to my runner up dream job.

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bluebiggs

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this plane is known to out dogfight just about anything du to its high manuverability (almost acrobatic) note the front canards under nose, and extreemly fast. but also its achilles heel at low alt. becasue its forward momentum can far exceed its ability to turn on a dime. its onboard computers and vector thrust control can recover from this kinda stall automatically but he needed just little bit more altitude. thats why he ejected almost imedatly, the computer knew his proximity was to low.

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posted on: 08-17-05 @ 2:27 PM

thesku11s

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Thats the most advanced fighter plane in the world right there.

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posted on: 08-17-05 @ 2:36 PM

bluebiggs

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actually the EU is gunna userp the typhoon with the JSF F35, which is a better offensive plane(by better i mean cheaper, stealther, quieter faster, almost as manuvrable) and will incorperate vertical take off. I would love to pilot and F35 but i would want one of these to cover me from airsupport while flush the enemy out. Which is why Typoon will still complement the F35 as it does have other desirable charictoristics such as beign slightly more manuverable and large payload.. Here in the US all our F/a18,F14,F16, and harriers have been deemed obsoleet by our pentigon belive it or not, and will be replaced with the F22(already in use) aswell as the , F35a, F35B, and F35C, the old planes will still be used (especially becuse they upgraded and retro fitted the F/A18EF and F16CD(2001) revisions), they just aint gunna order and more as of 2010.

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posted on: 08-17-05 @ 3:55 PM

archemedes_rex

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Anybody know how to repair a tachyon-field mass inversion stardrive? I’ve been stuck on this podunk planet for 35 years.

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posted on: 08-17-05 @ 6:29 PM

bluebiggs

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yes, since your flux capacitor has to distcharge into the stardrive or youll realese the to much kenetic energy causing instant death. all youll have to do is reverse the plarity. your tachyon particals will still dicharge but because of simple physics the feild will expand at less then lightspeed, the down side to this is youll be proppelled equal distance forward that you have been push back, in your case 24 hours. but since this time distortion is liner, time will from that point continue as normal.

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posted on: 08-17-05 @ 7:18 PM

nocode

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yeah anyway... this took place in sweden a few years ago.. we call it the JAS 39 GRIPEN.. just a few people got hurt from that crash.

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posted on: 08-18-05 @ 11:29 AM

tumblin_dice

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Archemedes, because it’s an import I suggest you try Kragen or Checker auto parts. If you need electrical components you may want to check out Radio Shack. (Their kinda high on some things but where else are you gonna find a titanium cannodle valve on this side on the universe??) And if you think this place is fucked up have you checked uranus lately??

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posted on: 08-19-05 @ 3:56 AM

singerdog

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LOL tumblin.....and archimedes, i wouldnt trust bluebiggs till he learns at least 4th grade spelling...

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posted on: 08-20-05 @ 9:29 PM

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