Camel Spider Eats Lizard

jay
25,114 Views 1 decade ago

These camel spiders are fucking huge! Jesus, I’d hate to run into one of those in a dark alley. They look like they can tear some shit up.

23 Comments
  • redskin420 September 1, 2005

    That thing is fuckin disgusting.Someone needs to step on it.Or shoot it or somethin.I hate spiders.

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  • rockybalboa September 1, 2005

    I would cut off tis balls and eat them for breakfast.

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  • guyschips1 September 1, 2005

    gay spiders

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  • moonchild69 September 2, 2005

    ok.... im completely having the worst fucking nightmares ever ty

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  • tremr September 2, 2005

    Those things can fuck shit up. They can run fast, leap high, and as you are observing, have sharp "teeth." You can't shoot them "over there" because it would give away your position. You can't step on them "over there" because their bodies can flatten themselves into the sand.. What you have to do is, and this is scientific: Kick or butt them with your rifle or any other handy tool

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  • rockybalboa September 2, 2005

    I fear no goddamn insect.

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  • chopedtobits September 2, 2005

    Well, Theyre Army guys right? Guarantee they got FAT ASS KNIFES! Id stab it hella times hella quick and cut off his fuckin head, then id tell that ant theres PLENTY of leftovers. hahaha that was great, the Ant. HAHAHA

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  • kenshin September 2, 2005

    Wow... that's a big spider. And tremr, they could have stepped on that spider, it was on some rocks, silly.

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  • blue-steel September 2, 2005

    i thizzay i have seen T-H-to-tha-izzat on like tha discovery chanel n shizzit

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  • sl September 2, 2005

    My Husbands friend that was in iraq said a couple of guys beat the shit out of one with a rifle and after they were done the fucker got up a ran off. He has a video of one sleeping on some dudes chest.

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  • wicked_m4 September 2, 2005

    HOLY SHIT, tremr really needs to shut the fuck up. "give away your position"? you've been playing to many video games. I think the huge base camp and heavy traffic might be a little more obvious. And whats with the "over there" shit, been watching to much T.V huh?

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  • tremr September 3, 2005

    Yes, fuck stick.."over there" meaning not here. I should have been a little more descriptive seeing as, when mentioned "over there", you thought Tv. Lose some weight, fatty. Hm, a platoon/sqaudron is treking through the desert on a normal hike. They set up a little tent base, and low-and-behold a few of those bastards are there. Let's see, numbnuts. Do you really think they are going to shoot openly at ONE of them risking lives of many? Think before you speak.

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  • thesku11s September 3, 2005

    Thats one amazing and scary looking spider, I havent seen those before.

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  • ramyel September 3, 2005

    In mexico they call them children of the sand but fuck they dont get that big over there!

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  • wicked_m4 September 4, 2005

    LMFAO tremr, settle down tyrone. It isnt my fault you came off sounding like a jackass using terms like "over there" and acting like a fuckin camel spider expert. What a douche

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  • tremr September 5, 2005

    But it is your fault that you are an ignorant shit. Half of my friends are in the military, and pretty soon, so am I. Maybe if you do something with your life, you will learn something that could help you in the future. What a moron.

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  • wicked_m4 September 5, 2005

    HAHA. Dont fuckin preach to me jackoff! You still sound like a jackass. What are you, 18? I do more in a day than you do in a week. But its good to hear that you're joining the military, maybe they can make something out of you. You really need to calm down.

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  • tremr September 5, 2005

    Right, hitting enter is so difficult. Sorry to question such an important person.

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  • ibdirty1 October 1, 2005

    I ACTUALLY HAD ONE OF THESE MONSTERS CHASE ME IN IRAQ..... SCARY AND MEAN THESE SPIDERS ARE VERY AGGRESIVE......

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  • zombiecuthroat October 2, 2005

    a squadron is for planes you meat headed sack of shit and a whole platoon doesnt go treking through deserts something called guerilla tacticts and boobie traps which will wipe em all out and theres no reason to trek in the dessert we kno where they are there in the cities and over there is a shity ass interpretation of iraq wat u said shows your ignorance of military strategy u thing we america will roll in there gloriously and romp aroung the middle east and correct customs that have been around for a thousand years and make them into good ol american citizens if we go in a kill people ? this is a dry vietnam and u, my freind are the ignorant youth who beleives in his /her country is righteous and has god on their side ugh disgusting you and all your beleifs will be raised to the ground by the defias. 6 years...

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  • zombiecuthroat October 2, 2005

    and besides that spider is kick ass you can make it fight gainst other animals like roman gladiators

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  • gundriller May 9, 2006

    Yo rocky, I'll bet you would shit if you woke up with that thing on your chest!! Plus a spider is not an insect smart guy!!

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  • cumonurface June 24, 2009

    wow that is a crazy spider. and you guys that are fighting over crazyshit you need to get a life

    (wicked m4 and tremr)

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