Moose Beat Down

jay
13,515 Views 1 decade ago

I looks like this moose is one pissed off muther fucker. He trampled that dude like 5 times, and comes back for more. Moose 1. White Dude 0.

32 Comments
  • chopedtobits September 2, 2005

    HAhahaha Fuckin Moose. First Moose Video I Think Ive Ever Seen. HAHAHAHAHA Dumb guy, Cool Moose. Heh Moose, what a funny name, Moose. HAHAHA

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  • rockybalboa September 2, 2005

    This is why I kill everything I see.

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  • kenshin September 2, 2005

    I always thought mooses were... nice? Now I don't know what to believe.

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  • bigidiot September 2, 2005

    That is awesome!! Moose are delicious BTW!

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  • md_dred September 2, 2005

    Fuckin cracka the moose most likley caught him fucking is moose bitch and got mad!! LOL!!!

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  • blue-steel September 2, 2005

    looks like this moose is one pissed off mutha cracka. He trampled thizzay homey like 5 times, n comes bizzle fo` more

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  • darkbluejay September 2, 2005

    lmfao owned so hard.

    moose was like "nigga cracka bitch dont fuck wit animals. *blam blam blam*. fight like a man u dumb sunuvubitch!"

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  • tookalook September 2, 2005

    I see bullwinkle, where the fucks that gay beaver rocky?

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  • acidshroomer September 2, 2005

    what a shitty story to tell from all the brusies....ya i got trampled by a rabid moose....that sux dude ...man he got it in the face too, poor guy....

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  • urbabygirl September 2, 2005

    that is what that stupid cracka gets!

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  • rockybalboa September 2, 2005

    You little scumbag tookashit! What is your major malfunction numbnuts? So fucking old and still watching cartoons? Goddammit I bet that when you were about to be born you didn´t show to heavens' intelligence distribution center. Jesus!

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  • biggnigga1 September 2, 2005

    where the fucks that gay beaver............damn!!!!!!

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  • tomslick_stl September 2, 2005

    He's a squirell... and he's bi

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  • wicked_m4 September 2, 2005

    Haha rocky. When they were handing out brains, he thought they said trains and he said " i'll take a slow one"

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  • dj_busta_nutt September 2, 2005

    you wanna know the funny thing? that happens all the time!! asian tourists will walk up to wild moose/elk/bears/wutever, just to pose for pictures! then they get their ass tore up! theyre fukking wild animals, not bunnies in a petting zoo! if you notice, there was a young calf nearby. you dont mess with a pissed-off mamma moose if you dont wanna get your ass stomped!

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  • raydafreak September 2, 2005

    U guys r funny as shit on this one! All the comments r funny as hell. BTW, Rocky the squirell is GAY?!

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  • tookalook September 2, 2005

    I'm sorry Rocky I thought i was all done yanking your chain, but i couldn't help it on this vid, it was just meant to be i guess, hey have u noticed i haven't said NIGGER for awhile, doin pretty good huh?

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  • clmsn-fan-n-fl September 3, 2005

    this my friends is whay happens after all those sick fucks, fuck the animals in the barn,......who said a moose doesnt get jealous.....serves his ass right fuckin with a wild animal unarmed....

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  • canukcop September 3, 2005

    Okay boys, your Canadian brother is going to give a lesson: 1> It is quite impossible to fuck a moose... Bastards are around six foot tall at the hips/shoulders. So unless you are one of those guys on "bang bros" with the 3 ft cock, you ain't gettin high enough for that moose's ass. 2> That was a female and is SMALLER than a male. Notice the lack of antlers - also notice the young moose running in the background. 3> Moose go wherever the fuck they want (they're so big) and there's no way (short of having a big ass gun) that you're going to stop it from doing watever it wants to do.

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  • canukcop September 3, 2005

    And if anyone has any arguments about the size of moose, just look at the crashbars on logging trucks. I've seen tractor trailers ruined from hitting moose.

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  • burdenedbro September 3, 2005

    Now that was fucking funny! I'm sure that guy did something to diserve that and damn sure got it... a few times...I give it a 10!

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  • thesku11s September 3, 2005

    Stay down fucker!

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  • archemedes_rex September 4, 2005

    When I was out on the road, staying at a Holiday Inn In Manassas,Virginia,there was a moose that came out of the woods and ate out of our hands. It was completely tame. I shit you not.

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  • wicked_m4 September 4, 2005

    I'd have shot that mother fucker. I'm pretty sure my 7mm would have done the job. To bad it wasnt a male tho, he woulda looked nice on my wall.

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  • sassyjazz September 4, 2005

    you got lucky archemedes--moose are actually pretty mean

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  • radlations September 5, 2005

    ur suposed to play dead, =) and how would u know if u cant or can fuck a moose canukcop

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  • ehs September 14, 2005

    To add to canucop's comment. When the young moose is with the mother she will kill anything that is within 30 feet or more to protect her young. There is only one thing meaner than a female moose, and that is any other female with young. You stay away from them because they are the size of a large horse

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  • ehs September 14, 2005

    Sorry I spelled you sign in name wrong. To also answer wickeds comment, a 7 MM will bring them down

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  • canukcop October 8, 2005

    The hell it will! 7mm is smaller than a damned .22!!! I bet the moose's skull would turn that bullet no problem!

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  • redcalx July 10, 2006

    BLACK BITCHES HAVE LIPS LIKE MOOSES

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  • da_game December 3, 2006

    the moose got mad cause the man was touching the lil moose in the private

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  • wild9 March 31, 2008

    Oww...lame

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