Anyone For a Martini?

I think I'll pass, but maybe some of you out there might like to try it out.

41 Comments
  • kissieface3769 October 4, 2005

    hahahaaha the bitch is trying not to gag.......................... now please excuse me, after watching this I need to go vomit...........

    +1
  • rockyballboa October 4, 2005

    She should put a little bit of cardimum or sage in for flavor, or freeze it and have a cumcicle.

    +0
  • poolqt October 4, 2005

    THAT IS FUCKIN NASTY .....reminds me of van wilder with the donuts

    +0
  • lt__dan October 4, 2005

    sick ass bitch....shes gonna have to get her stomach pumped

    +0
  • gurtman23 October 4, 2005

    thats a hole lot of jizz she got a talent

    +0
  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    that's my kind of girl. ;]

    +0
  • redskin420 October 4, 2005

    "Honey i'm home from work.Where are the kids dear?Oh there they are.Hey kids come give mommy a kiss."........Hell, i think she drank about 40 billion kids just now.

    +0
  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    ^^^don't try too hard you unfunny racist dumbass, lol. and don't even claim that you're not racist.

    +0
  • acidshroomer October 4, 2005

    dude that is fuckin nasty.....oh my god.......that made me gag....oh god.....

    +0
  • yokiti October 4, 2005

    ummmm...

    +0
  • yokiti October 4, 2005

    You can have that kind of girl.

    +0
  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    that's cold yokiti. you too good for your mom or something. welcome to crazyshit BITCH!! ahahahaa

    +0
  • thundermug October 4, 2005

    Wouldn't her father be proud. I can just hear him on the porch of the double-wide "You say your daughter works the Tilt-O-Whirl at the county fair? Well, my little girl...

    -1
  • yokiti October 4, 2005

    You know what is cool about crazyshit? I am arguing with the same guy in three different places, tree different arguments. Where else in the world can you do that?

    +0
  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    you put up a weak fight yokiti but it seems you sit on your pc 24/7. i have to go now but don't try anything stupid. i might forgive but i don't forget, and i don't forgive. I'LL BE BACK!! lol

    +0
  • findher69her October 4, 2005

    AIDS COCKTAIL

    +0
  • thundermug October 4, 2005

    It's called a slow day at work christ. You know, a job? Where you provide goods or services (not well, in my case) for pay? Or, in your case grow mustaches and eat donuts while tazing drunks?

    -1
  • icecold October 4, 2005

    yep u gotta love crazy shit. and thats just sick that u would ask a woman to do than...and even sicker that the slut did it.

    +0
  • redskin420 October 4, 2005

    who the fuck you talkin to chrispy.I'm an equal opertunity racist.I hate everybody.Dont try dragging me into your bullshit.It wont work.Your just a little child on your mommys computer.Get a fuckin life and stop copying everybodys login name.

    +0
  • yokiti October 4, 2005

    Good one thundermug.

    +0
  • clmsn-fan-n-fl October 4, 2005

    taht shit made me nearly puke....and how many guys did it take to make that cumtini???

    +0
  • archemedes_rex October 4, 2005

    I could hear my iron stomach turning. Crreeeaaakk...

    +0
  • yokiti October 4, 2005

    clmsn - It just took one. What do you think christ316 does in between typing his weak ass insults.

    +0
  • jwkj1274 October 4, 2005

    ooohhh you nasty slut....get the scope then kiss me

    +0
  • lugnutz October 5, 2005

    hey wait a minute, that's not Martini.

    +0
  • burdenedbro October 5, 2005

    Calling all SLUTS!! come one come all!! Come eat some shit for $20 ... Let a horse fuck you and then blow him for $30 ... Drink a gallon of giz for $25 ... Let a fat guy face fuck you and then slap you for $15 .... Stick a bunch of ..... wait a min... sounds like an army bombing my door right now.... Fucking sick ass bitches money for anything whores!

    +0
  • kissieface3769 October 5, 2005

    burdenbro.... your broke ass can't afford me !!! lol

    +0
  • christ316 October 5, 2005

    yes redskin, i skip class everyday just to talk to you. i love racist. lol

    +0
  • guyschips1 October 5, 2005

    you are one gay motherfucker------------^^^^^^^

    +0
  • burdenedbro October 5, 2005

    You would do it all for half price kissie ... dont lie 8p

    +0
  • kissieface3769 October 5, 2005

    even so................. your broke ass couldn't afford me :)~

    +0
  • christ316 October 5, 2005

    hey chippy, what's w/ the hostility. something you wanna tell me? ahahhahahahaha

    +0
  • fuzzydemons October 6, 2005

    typical nigger(fecal) wife they will do anything for some crack

    +0
  • kissieface3769 October 6, 2005

    I seriously doubt that you know me the_truth but whatever entertains your little mind....

    +0
  • rockybalboa October 6, 2005

    LOL @ findher69her. That was fucking nasty. People will do just ANYTHING for money. Is she expecting us to BELIEVE she fucking liked it (or liked it fucking)?

    +0
  • kissieface3769 October 7, 2005

    hmmm sorry the truth.. I have never set foot in either of those places

    +0
  • bionic_nugget October 8, 2005

    Holy Hell! I can watch just about anything. But that literally made me start the dry heaves. God damn, Jay.

    +0
  • geargrinder65 October 9, 2005

    MOM?!?! I"LL NEVER FUCK YOU AGAIN!!!!!!

    +0
  • lanzadiamond November 12, 2005

    what the fuck dirty nasty fucking whore shell end up with aids

    +0
  • unholy_shit November 14, 2005

    that's why the creator gave men whores!!

    +0
  • pizzapie February 21, 2011

    I prefer Lemonade

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register