Howard Stern's Small Penis Contest

Jesus, I feel like King Kong over here! Damm it man, those guys are hung like horses. Sea horses. I mean that's pitiful!

36 Comments
  • kissieface3769 October 4, 2005

    LMFAO I love Howard Stern!! Holy crap those guys would have a little more pecker if they all lost weight! Most girls clits are bigger than that!

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  • mike8putang October 4, 2005

    christ nice to see that u finally made it on tv ,i dont think gay chips is going to want u now!! if u do have sucidal ideations now that he is going to dump u ,i can get some meds for u!!

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  • rockyballboa October 4, 2005

    Now that makes me horny!

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  • poolqt October 4, 2005

    they make my husband look huge! I thought i had it bad but i guess it could be worse MUCH WORSE!!

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  • lt__dan October 4, 2005

    you have rice dick...are you sure you have a dick?

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  • gurtman23 October 4, 2005

    suppose it has its uses you could fuck the smallest of animals guinea pigs, rats, mice, baby rabbits

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  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    gurtman: the expert------------------->^^^^^^^

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  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    look how insanely jealous mikey is. poor bastard. lol

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  • redskin420 October 4, 2005

    What gurt,no anti american comments on this one?You missed a good one.And why the hell would you think about rodents after seeing that?Your one strange drunk irishman.

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  • drtydv1004 October 4, 2005

    Thanks Howard, now I don't feel so bad.

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  • yokiti October 4, 2005

    mike8, I was thinking the exact same thing. It's about time that christ316 got some of the recognition he deserved.

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  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    ^^^i hope you and your new buddy have a good time together yokiti. did you we call him mikey poo-eater. lol

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  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    did you know *ahem*

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  • yokiti October 4, 2005

    Nope sure didn't. You and who else? You said "we", although the only guy I've seen sparring with mike would be you. Did you know I think you are rather weak minded?

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  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    yes i am weak minded, i'm a follower. =[

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  • acidshroomer October 4, 2005

    dude i always thought my manhose could use a little extra.... but these guys have manstrings.....dude i would kill myself......i couldn't even see anything.....from now on i will always be proud of my dick.......i wonder how they get that small.....POOR....POOR GUYS!!

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  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    i follow your momma's ass around all the time.

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  • gurtman23 October 4, 2005

    small dick no balls fucking asshole retarded americans, sorry foreskin420 i forgot myself

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  • yokiti October 4, 2005

    That's fine by me... at least I'll know where to find you if I need to.

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  • icecold October 4, 2005

    why all i can ask is why would u do that.

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  • redskin420 October 4, 2005

    Thats better gurtrude,Now how bout that rodent thing.Hows your sister doin after that clip of her drinking a gallon of AMERICAN cum.

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  • clmsn-fan-n-fl October 4, 2005

    you know the sad part is that these "guys" actually went on Howard Stern for this....they are proud of thier mini puss pounders.......loco man loco.....

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  • mike8putang October 4, 2005

    christ r u really a cop ? if so thankyou ! if not , thank u again .and bs ur a follower ! youve been leading gaychips around cock teasing the poor fag for a couple weeks now!! just think california will pass gay marrige and u two can be life partners ,thats just so special !! lol

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  • archemedes_rex October 4, 2005

    If yer Wingding don't swing, better have a nice car.

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  • tookalook October 4, 2005

    Mike=chuckle

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  • jwkj1274 October 4, 2005

    that must suck....lmfao...

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  • deviant1 October 5, 2005

    ayo it must it b bad 4 those guys

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  • deviant1 October 5, 2005

    they probably dont get much sucking at all

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  • christ316 October 5, 2005

    yeah, everyone loves the christ316 cock. =p

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  • guyschips1 October 5, 2005

    whats the deal? all of sudden christy is a good guy?

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  • mike8putang October 7, 2005

    were all good ppl i think christ just likes to have fun w/everyone!! exspecially gaychios,but thats a disscusion for another time.. there jokes /jabs u cant take this shit seriously ,its crazyshit!

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  • bigmantall October 18, 2005

    POOR BASTARD HE MIGHT AS WELL BECOME A WOMAN. I HAVE SEEN NEW BORN BABIES WITH MORE THAN THAT NO WOMAN WOULD FUCK WITH HIM AT ALL. MAYBE AS A BEND OVER FUCK HIM IN THE ASS WITH A STRAP ON YES MISTRESS FUCK SLAVE.

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  • bigmantall October 18, 2005

    I SEE WHY THE RACISTS ON THESE PAGES SO FULL OF HATE. WHITE MANS BURDEN POOR BASTARDS. STILL DONT FELL SORRY FOR YOUR ASSES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  • hatorihynzo April 9, 2006

    Hickory dickory dock that guy has a pussy, not a ccok!!

    Oooooohhhhhh!!!!!

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  • lizardking April 30, 2006

    all those guys are fat, the dicks aren't really that small, on fat guys, it kind of gets sucked in to the blubber, if they lost weight their cocks would be visible.

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  • ptsd33 December 5, 2016

    My life just changed

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