I think that cop just did a Category 5 in his pants! That's one dude that should have bought a lottery ticket that day, because he's the luckiest man alive.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, cops are fun.
well i shit my pants and im just sitting here
mikey poo-eater, we need a clean up on isle 2. gurt shits himself again. ahahaha
Holy Shit! That was a close one!
that guy needs a diaper
Godamnit!!!! I missed christ316 again!!! SHIT!!!!
DESCLAIMER: I do not promote violence against law enforcement. No one should. I do, however, promote violence against wannabees such as fuck316.... oh, my bad, christfuckhead316, who is obviously not a law enforcement officer... He is probably still hoping to ride that 9/11 sympathy wave to get laid. Get over it!
disclaimer that is... before the critics get ahold of my spelling. And yea, that's right... I tried to be the big man and call a truce, but what I got was a rude insult in reply. Therefore, I'm nice to everyone but one, and if that one accidently gets in my path, I plan on accidentally hitting the accelerator.
you noticed they showed end results, of cop car, what happened to the van?
What are the odds? You see the squad car, you realize you should put the bong away, you only take your eyes off the road for a second while you pack your stash behind the radio... Lo and behold you've managed to cross the on-coming lane and are now half way down the shoulder to the ditch, heading for the one fucking thing you didn't want to hit: the squad car.
Spikes stips or the car, hmmmmm, fuck it, why not both.
I'm becoming convinced that canukcop isn't a real cop. He sounds like a stoner.
tightass yokiti actually made me laugh. lol
Maybe he's both Rex.
why is it that people think it's LUCKY to have a near miss, I think it's fucking UNLUCKY that terribly shit happens to you anyway, so fuck you and your LUCKY SHIT
and to add the pig was probably booking someone for a shitty little offence when he could have been catching a bank robber or old lady basher etc