Milk Helps

jay
12,825 Views 1 decade ago

Every man that has or had a girlfriend/wife will agree, if this were true, there would be no milk to buy at the stores. Rampant whole cow thefts would become an epidemic.

14 Comments
  • kissieface3769 October 14, 2005

    So what are they trying to say? huh? HUH??????? oh shit time for some midol............

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  • thundermug October 14, 2005

    So will a backhand.

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  • guyschips1 October 14, 2005

    yea but what about the rest of the month? (my wife is non stop bitchy

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  • thundermug October 14, 2005

    backhand,backhand,backhand.

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  • burdenedbro October 14, 2005

    They are trying to say that instead of calling BS on PMS they are going to be scared and try to avoid it. I wish I could just make up some shit and have people go "Oh, he is just in a bad mood cause he has (whatever)" but nope.... just another excuse for females to use when they are being asses. Nuff said

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  • cleanclam October 14, 2005

    yeah, great idea!!!!! Lets try and force feed some milk down her throat while she PMS'ing. I just take my out of town business trips at that time. That way I avoid her backhands, flying kitchen items and that cold fuckin stare.

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  • sarahjwatson October 14, 2005

    For all the guys... Yes, I know that you all think that we are bitchy and we use our PMS as an excuse to get away with it. Truth is yes, we do 50% of the time. However, the other 50% of the time we actually are in pain from hell from our uterus cramping. You try being bloated, craving whatever cravings we have (chocolate for me), moody (sad one moment, mad the next, horny the next)) and bleed for 5 to 7 days straight. When that happens to you guys then maybe you will be more understanding. By the way I did find the video to be funny. But if my man tries to shove milk down my throat all hell will brake loose.

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  • rockybalboa October 14, 2005

    My wife gets jealousy attacks every fucking month. That fucking sucks. I HATE PMS. And you mofokas should hate it too. MY NAME IS DEATH.

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  • archemedes_rex October 14, 2005

    Think PMS is bad? Try menopause mixed with whiskey!

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  • rockybalboa October 15, 2005

    That's what I call a fucking set of balls. Congratulations and welcome to the g.d. team big man! Take no fucking shit from ANYONE.

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  • mike_d October 15, 2005

    Im gonna hijack a tanker full of milk next month

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  • burdenedbro October 15, 2005

    *start rant* Well yeah Sarah, thats all aweful and shit but sounds good compared to feeling woreout ALL the time due to being the gender that has to carry the burden of real responsiblity for all things we (as families) have to have. "where is the food dad? .. how come the lights dont work and we are wearing the same clothes our siblings did last year.... and oh oh..." Yeah thats right... the man is taken for granted. No one ever thanks the father for making sure everyone has a easy life and all the things they need and want. Working our backs and minds till we can hardly stand the thought of it, and for what... so some female can greet you with "you wont believe the DAY Ive had.... was bloated and in pain but I could take a pill and sit around and do nothing but relax while I was getting better." We still just sit there and be nice and caring while we are feeling like crap only to get "When are you going to mow the lawn?, the trash needs taken out!.. I need to go shopping, saw a cute blowse and shoes I want to get to go with my allready enormous wardrobe!" Meh, I say MEH damnit! Anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die is the Devil! *end rant*

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  • cleanclam October 15, 2005

    ^^^^^^^you could go get a sex change and suck some cock everyday? As for me I like bein a dad.

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  • norfolkman October 20, 2005

    bitches will be bitches

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