I can't even try to remember the first time I masterbated. Then again I don't want to remember.
Moms really excited about that, now she can bust his cherry.
kid when your mom says shit like that just shoot the bitch. but you must admit it's fucking funny.
kinda looks like stewerts mom off mad tv a bit dont ya think?
THIS IS TAKEN FROM A SCOTTISH PROGRAM CALLED CHEWIN THE FAT THE WOMAN IS A FAT LESBIAN CALLED KAREN DUMBAR AND THE KID IS 18 AND TAKES IT UP THE SHITTER WHAT A PAIR OF FUCKING ASSHOLES