Hold Up My Nigga!!!

These guys are funny.

70 Comments
  • djdynasty November 23, 2005

    evolution at its best

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  • tree88 November 23, 2005

    amen....soon they will kill themselves off the planet

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  • gurtman23 November 23, 2005

    FAKE

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  • treehouse2003 November 23, 2005

    Cowards. 2 on 1. Title says it all. Hey...thats Santa Monica! Theyre pretty far from home...

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  • burgie November 23, 2005

    Fucking porch monkeys.

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  • treehouse2003 November 23, 2005

    Why didnt they use their guns?

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  • archemedes_rex November 23, 2005

    You have to have money for bullets.

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  • guychipsahomo November 23, 2005

    GUYCHIPSAHOMO

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  • treehouse2003 November 23, 2005

    Thats what selling drugs is for.

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  • drex4ever November 23, 2005

    i dont get it

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  • makybd November 23, 2005

    if you run on your knuckles you can get away faster

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  • soljadude November 23, 2005

    Stupid ass racist muthafuckas

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  • treehouse2003 November 23, 2005

    Everybody is racist to a point. But I like hardworking, civil black people. Not niggers.

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  • cemetery man November 24, 2005

    black people are fine,niggers is the problem

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  • archemedes_rex November 24, 2005

    Uh, does anybody know that 'nigger' is a mispronunciation of 'negro'-- short for 'negroid'-- which was once considered a scientific term for black people? See my anti-racist rant in the Forums.

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  • mike_d November 24, 2005

    whatever you call THEM people these guys are the prime example of stupidity

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  • cleanclam November 24, 2005

    was that rap or hip-hop? I'm a newbie to the whole gangsta thang

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  • importguyr34 November 24, 2005

    Just goes to prove my theory that black people can't fight 1 on 1

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  • treehouse2003 November 24, 2005

    And mexicans can't even fight 2 on 1.

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  • djdynasty November 24, 2005

    no mexicans fight Juan on Juan :)

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  • rockybalboa November 24, 2005

    Why do they call them fucking niggers?

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  • esshitman November 24, 2005

    @importguyr34

    you stupid mother fucker blacks can fight 1 on 1 how about u try starting some shit with 1 and see if he'll whoop your ass. all you fucking racists are cowards so shut the fuck up, funniest thing is that you people can talk shit on a computer but in the real world you keep your mouths closed hahaha fucking dumb asses

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  • treehouse2003 November 24, 2005

    Yea, blacks will fight 1 on 1 until the black starts to lose. Or if he is bigger than the other guy. If there is nobody to jump in, he will go get a gun. 99% of them don't have enough self respect or dignity to do anything else. Yes we keep our mouths shut most of the time for the reasons I just mentioned. Hell you guys can't even fight fair when fighting each other!!! What are you going to do to us? Oh well...its a good thing whites control everything. Otherwise it would be one big zoo.

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  • treehouse2003 November 24, 2005

    All those white people there, and none of them jumped in to help. The first guy that jumped in probably ran a block to get there. Its because everybody probably thought it was a gang thing. Black people that act/dress/talk like this don't even think about the repercussions it has on their whole race. They just blame everybody else. I feel sorry for the blacks who understand this and try to act honorably. Black people are way more oppressed by blacks than anybody.

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  • esshitman November 24, 2005

    @treehouse2003

    whites dont control shit but imbreeding how do you think this country was u populated .and white people cant fight worth a shit when have u seen a heavy weight champion that was white? or of any sport but hockey. whites are the biggest thieves in this country everything you have it was stolen fucking moron

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  • treehouse2003 November 24, 2005

    I see, are you going to try and act educated now? Honky please.... Tell me about the Moores. Or do you even know who they were? Go ahead, Google it you embecile. The whole world was settled by fighting retard. You think only the Pilgims fought? Go get your learn on, jackass.

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  • esshitman November 24, 2005

    i am educated you stupid fucker. and what does the moores have to do with whites stealing this country the moores just raided a few and changed the italian blood line. so what why dont u mention how your mother land casted you fuckers out. the whites brought deseases to this country and plegs what do you need a list of all the nasty ass shit the whites brought to this country killing everything natural in it. if you have a big problem then start with all these wanabe black whiteboys trying to dress,talk,walk,dance,sing hell even your women are trying to be black. start with that shit dumbass

    hell and you white boys have to learn how to fight fucking lil pussies kickboxing,boxing,karate etc lmfao dont you people have anything that you can claim thats really yours heres 1. imbreeding lmfao

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  • esshitman November 24, 2005

    oh yeah if you noticed these guys arent even hitting each other. its fake in the 80's we called it bum rushing. next time pay attention to what your looking at. notice when the 3rd guy comes into the picture.

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  • treehouse2003 November 24, 2005

    By what you just wrote.....no, you are not educated. Please type it out again....legibly....and I will respond. Otherwise, there are some really good GED programs out there, im sure. Get started on that.

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  • esshitman November 24, 2005

    stfu dude, you've just proved my point i hit a nerve didnt i ? truth hurts does'nt it ? lol and you dont have a response do ya? and you thought they was really fighting to. how many punches did u count or was you paying attention?

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  • jd8coke November 24, 2005

    To settle an argument, the only TRUE americans are the Native Americans, and the black South Africans were inbreeding more than most countries 300 years ago. Why do you think that the British chose them as slaves? Even now there are people in Ethiopia begging for money who have 5 or more children and A.I.D.S. yet they won't stop having sex because to them it's the only thing that makes thier life worth living. The whole world has been colonised by people fighting for other people's land at one point or another so there is no point fighting about where we all came from, what we should be doing is aknowledging that we are all living on the same planet and treat each other equally. And it is also racist to let a black man call you my nigger, but not a white man. My best friend is black and when I see him him he always says, " What's up my nigger? " and i usually reply " Fine nigger, fine. How's you? " The word "Nigger is only offensive to people who hold a grudge against white peopl and that in itself is racist. There was a TV show recently over here in Britain called The Empire Pays Back about tryin to get the British government to give black people money because thier ancestors were enslaved 200 years ago. If I can prove my ancestors were enslaved to build the pyramids in Egypt, does that mean i can get money for nothing as well? If my ancestors built Stonehenge, does that mean i have a right to charge people to look at it? If the son of the father is not accountable for his fathers sins, then why should he be paid for his fathers enslavement?

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  • mastrkillr November 24, 2005

    Ess here are a few ways to prove you are a dumb ass...

    1) You wrote "does'nt"

    2) You wrote "and you thought they was really fighting to"

    I'm sorry but you don't seem to be very well educated and in conclusion I will still knock you the fuck out you dumb, ass, nigger lover.

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  • esshitman November 24, 2005

    @mastrkillr you couldnt knock out that tooth your missing you stupid ass moron. and its not dumb,ass its dumb ass. and i have your nigger lover ask that freaky bitch of yours and tell your mom to have my dinner ready when i get there

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  • treehouse2003 November 25, 2005

    Don't bother mastrkillr, even if you could understand his writing, he won't be able to understand yours. Its enough just to know what kind of life people like him have. Born To Lose. Tattoo it on his forehead.

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  • markcurry November 25, 2005

    if u count how many damn times the dogshit nigga falls your gonna fucking laugh til tears fall out do it gon head do it do it yeah bitch count 1 fall ha ha ha 2 fall ha ha ha

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  • markcurry November 25, 2005

    fuck yall kkk motha fuckas im black and i will kick a cracker right in his motha fucking g spot l spot k spot ill kick the whole damn alphabet. honkeys y u think all yall racist bitches fuckin yall sistas wit ya tiny dicks and y u think yall hide under pissy bed sheets

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  • treehouse2003 November 25, 2005

    Check it out, the more he talks, the worse his English gets! Wait....is that English?

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  • esshitman November 25, 2005

    @jd8coke thats a damn lie how about making up somemore shit 300 years ago pfff. the reason the africans were made slaves is because they was stronger & knew how to farm. the brittish didnt know how to do shit. And the cotton was like there gold and they needed someone to harvest there crops. another thing the africans wasnt imbreeding moron. the brittish picked the bigger africans 'known as bucks" to breed with "other slave masters, slaves" to make bigger slaves for profit. thats not imbreeding thats breeding. next time do your research.

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  • soupdizzle November 25, 2005

    All this could have been avoided if they would have had enough X-BOX 360's at wal-mart

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  • mostyles November 25, 2005

    haha , this is all very amusing...

    name ONE succesful BLACK government in all of history? besides fucking PEANUT BUTTER( smirk) name one BLACk invention? if it werent for white people, every one of you would still be chucking spears at zebras , shitting in the bushes and wiping your ass with your hand. and a WHITE heavyweight champion just retired, Vitali Klitchko is as white as the driven snow you dumbfuck

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  • clemenza November 25, 2005

    A GROUP OF FUTURE INMATES FOR SURE

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  • esshitman November 25, 2005

    @mostyles Vitali Klitchko is not white u stupid fuck. you tell him that to his face & he'll fuck your ass up. you fucking moron blacks have created alot of inventions dumbass plus saved alot of lives. you need to read your history moron.and another thing how many inventions was stolen from blacks & other cultures. you need to get out of your trailor more often "CRACKER"

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  • esshitman November 25, 2005

    @mostyles if Vitali Klitchko is white i guess jews,italians,cubans,chinese, mariah carey, michael jackson,german,russian are to. hey what about vaneesa williams or cherokee indians & light skinned blacks?

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  • markcurry November 25, 2005

    mostyles black people invented stop lights asshole. you right white people have brought us far cause we pimpin yall bitch asses

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  • markcurry November 25, 2005

    and why do you hate black people

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  • esshitman November 25, 2005

    A List of Black inventors

    Black inventors & Patent holders

    An extensive list of most historical black inventors holding patents, listed by name, patent date and invention with in-depth biographical and technical information on many black inventors and the inventions.

    Benjamin Banneker

    His inventive spirit would lead him to be called the "first African American inventor", Banneker invented the first Farmers' Almanac.

    Andrew Jackson Beard

    On November 27, 1897, Beard received a patent for a device he called the Jenny Coupler.

    Miriam E. Benjamin

    Ms. Benjamin was the second black woman to receive a patent. She received a patent for an invention she called 'a Gong and Signal Chair for Hotels.'

    Henry Blair

    Henry Blair was the second black inventor issued a patent by the United States Patent Office.

    Bessie Blount

    Blount invented a device to help disabled persons eat.

    Sarah Boone

    The ironing board (U.S. Patent #473,653) was invented by African-American Sarah Boone on December 30, 1887.

    Otis Boykin

    Boykin invented the 'Electrical Resistor' used in computers, radios, television sets and a variety of electronic devices.

    Charles Brooks

    C. B. Brooks invented the first street sweeper truck and was issued a patent on March 17, 1896.

    Henry Brown

    Brown patented a 'receptacle for storing and preserving papers' on November 2, 1886, which developed into what is now known as the bank safety deposit box

    George Washington Carver

    Carver invented peanut butter, adhesives, bleach, chili sauce, ink, instant coffee, linoleum, mayonnaise, paper, plastic, pavement, shaving cream, talcum powder and more.

    George Carruthers

    Carruthers was the inventor of the far-ultraviolet camera and the spectrograph.

    Emmett W. Chappelle

    Chappelle was a biochemist, photobiologist, astrochemist and inventor.

    John B. Christian

    John B. Christian invented and patented new lubricants used in high flying aircraft and NASA space missions.

    David Crosthwait

    Crosthwait holds 39 patents for heating systems and temperature regulating devices. He is most well known for creating the heating system for New York City's famous Radio City Music Hall.

    Mark Dean

    Dean co-invented improvements in computer architecture that allowed IBM compatible PCs to use the same peripheral devices.

    Dr. Charles Richard Drew

    Drew was the first person to develop the blood bank.

    Philip Emeagwali

    In 1989, Emeagwali won the Gordon Bell Prize, considered the equivalent of the Nobel Prize, for developing the fastest supercomputer software in the world.

    Sarah E. Goode

    Sarah Goode was the first African-American women to receive a patent (US #322,177), which was issued on 7/14/1885. She invented a type of cabinet bed.

    Meredith C. Gourdine

    Gourdine was the inventor of electrogasdynamics systems.

    Lloyd Augustus Hall

    Lloyd Hall is responsible for the meat curing products, seasonings, emulsions, bakery products, antioxidants, protein hydrolysates and many other products that keep our food fresh and flavorable.

    Thomas L. Jennings

    Thomas L. Jennings was the first African American to receive a patent (US patent3306x), which was issued on March 3rd, 1821.

    Lonnie Johnson

    Johnson invented the Super Soaker® a squirt gun and also invented thermodynamics systems on the side.

    Frederick Jones

    Jones invented the first automatic refrigeration system for long-haul trucks.

    Marjorie Stewart Joyner

    Joyner invented a permanent wave machine that would allow a hairdo to stay set for days.

    Percy Lavon Julian

    Julian synthesized the medicines physostigmine for glaucoma and cortisone used for rheumatoid arthritis and he invented fire-extinguishing equipment.

    Lewis Howard Latimer

    Latimer invented the water closet for railroad cars, an electric lamp with an inexpensive carbon filament and a threaded wooden socket for light bulbs.

    John Lee Love

    The "Love Sharpener" was designed by John Lee Love. Love's invention is the very simple and portable pencil sharpener that many artists use today.

    Jan Earnst Matzeliger

    Matzeliger invented an automatic method for lasting shoes, which made the mass production of affordable shoes possible.

    Elijah McCoy

    McCoy is best known for having invented the automatic oil cup. During his life, McCoy invented and sold 57 different kinds of devices and machine parts, including an ironing board and a lawn sprinkler. His first patent was for a lubricator for steam engines ( US #129,843), which was issued on July 12th, 1872.

    Garrett A. Morgan

    Morgan invented the gas mask and the automatic traffic signal.

    Norbert Rillieux

    Rillieux invented the sugar processing evaporator.

    Madame Walker

    Madame Walker was a St. Louis washerwoman turned entrepreneur, who in 1905 invented a method to soften and smooth African-American hair.

    Granville T. Woods

    Woods invented improvements to electric railways, air brakes, telephones and telegraphs; a chicken egg incubator and an apparatus for an amusement park ride.

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  • esshitman November 25, 2005

    Black Inventions

    Sani-Phone Jerry Johnson

    Wrench John A. Johnson

    Super Soaker Lonnie Johnson

    Eye Protector P. Johnson

    Egg Beater W. Johnson

    Defroster Frederick M. Jones

    Air Conditioning Unit Frederick M. Jones

    Two-Cycle Gas Engine Frederick M. Jones

    Internal Combustion Engine Frederick M. Jones

    Starter Generator Frederick M. Jones

    Refrigeration Controls Frederick M. Jones

    Bottle Caps Jones & Long

    Clothes Dresser John H. Jordan

    Electric Lamp Latimer & Nichols

    Printing Press W.A. Lavalette

    Laser Fuels Lester Lee

    Pressure Cooker Maurice W. Lee

    Envelope Seal F.W. Leslie

    Window Cleaner A.L. Lewis

    Pencil Sharpener John L. Love

    Fire Extinguisher Tom J. Marshal

    Lock W.A. Martin

    Shoe Lasting Machine Jan Matzeliger

    Lubricators Elijah McCoy

    Rocket Catapult Hugh MacDonald

    Elevator Alexander Miles

    Gas Mask Garrett Morgan

    Traffic Signal Garrett Morgan

    Hair Brush Lyda Newman

    Heating Furnace Alice H. Parker

    Air Ship (Blimp) J.F. Pickering

    Folding Chair Purdy/Sadgwar

    Hand Stamp W.B. Purvis

    Fountain Pen W.B. Purvis

    Dust Pan L.P. Ray

    Insect Destroyer Gun A.C. Richardson

    Baby Buggy W.H. Richardson

    Sugar Refinement N. Rillieux

    Pressing Comb Walter Sammons

    Hair Dressing Device Walter Sammons

    Clothes Dryer G.T. Sampson

    Cellular Phone Henry Sampson

    Urinalysis Machine Dewey Sanderson

    Hydraulic Shock Absorber Ralph Sanderson

    Curtain Rod S.R. Scottron

    Multi-Stage Rocket Adolph Shamms

    Lawn Sprinkler J.W. Smith

    Automatic Gear Shift R.B. Spikes

    Refrigerator J. Standard

    Mop T.W. Stewart

    Cattle Roping Apparatus Darryl Thomas

    Stair Climbing Wheelchair Rufus J. Weaver

    Polym. Water Reduction Paint Morris B. Williams

    Helicopter Paul E. Williams

    Fire Escape Ladder J.B. Winters

    Telephone Transmitter Granville T. Woods

    Electric Cut-Off Switch Granville T. Woods

    Relay Instrument Granville T. Woods

    Telephone System Granville T. Woods

    Electro Mech Brake Granville T. Woods

    Galvanic Battery Granville T. Woods

    Electric Railway System Granville T. Woods

    Roller Coaster Granville T. Woods

    Auto Air Brake Granville T. Woods

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  • treehouse2003 November 25, 2005

    We don't hate black people, we hate niggers.

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  • esshitman November 25, 2005

    as you can see dumbass "mostyles" i made you look like a fool. just like the rest of u racist that posted negative remarks. stop being afraid. i wish i could throw u a bullet to see if u would catch the the next one from my gun. lmfao

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  • mastrkillr November 25, 2005

    the reason you niggers were slaves is because you evolve slowly and have the strength of an ape.You were dumb and expendable because there are to many of you dirty mother fuckers.Also if any of you niggers wanna try to act tough coem to philly so i can spray your asses down.

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  • mastrkillr November 25, 2005

    Also hmm why do we spend millions to buy you stupid ass motherfuckers condoms? Ohh I know its because you are to busy bitching that you should be equal in society.Why would we let dumb asses be equal when they can't even remember to use a condom.Thats why you motherfuckers are the scum of society and live in some nasty ass ghettos.

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  • xzanex November 25, 2005

    this whole racism thing is really starting to get old...and mastrkillr you just need help...

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  • mastrkillr November 25, 2005

    I know that actually

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  • blckgod November 25, 2005

    one black invention you idiot is the traffic light ,

    perfection of open heart surgery, and if I am not mistaken a bleck made the blueprints for washington, dc... oh and I know that's more than one

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  • treehouse2003 November 25, 2005

    I wonder what black people would do if we actually paid them money for the slave days? Then they couldn't complain and act like victims constantly. They would have to be responsible for their own actions. Fuck, they would sure be in trouble then!!! Black people need to start realising that they are hurting themselves more than anything. I have known so many black people that are so afraid to be themselves for fear of being called white, or an uncle tom. They are terrified of acting different or fitting in with society because they will be shunned by their own people. White people are interested in all cultures...blacks arent allowed to be, because they will be outcasts. That is oppressive! That is sad! Its like a black vacume.

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  • gurtmanisgay November 26, 2005

    GURTMANISGAY!

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  • firefight_777 November 27, 2005

    haha you guys are funny.

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  • diamonddog November 28, 2005

    all i gotta say is KBBBTBC......which means...kill black babies before they become criminals...i mean i dont care if they shoot each other, hopefully they will disappear doing that but when they shoot white ppl and rob them and beat the shit out of them for being in the so called "bronx" then that pisses me off, die niggas...DIE ALL OF U DARK SKINNED PIECES OF SHIT, BURN IN HELL AS THE KKK SAID FOR BEING SHOT 9 TIMES AND THINKING U THOUGHT OF THE WORD PEACE WHILE IT WAS REALLY HIPPIES AND FOR PRETENDING UR RICH BECAUSE U HAVE AN ESCALADE WHICH U GOT BY EITHER SELLING DRUGS, ROBBING SOMETHING OR HAVING 1 OF EACH CREDIT CARD WHILE THE WHITE MAN WORKS FOR IT AND HSA THE RIGHT TO SAY ITS HIS, FOR RUINING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH UR STUPID SLANG BULLSHIT THAT NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND, FOR MAKING RAP AND HIP HOP THE SAME FUCKING THING, FOR PRETENDING U OWN THIS WORLD WHILE U OWN NOTHING U POOR BASTARDS, WE SHOULD BRING OUT THE CHAINS AND THE SHOVELS ONCE AGAIN MY WHITE BROTHERS AND REUNITE TO TAKE THESE NIGGERS INTO LABOUR ONCE AGAIN...AND I LOVE SAYING THAT WORD TO NIGGERS...NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER...OOHHH U CANT "BUST A CAP IN MY ASS NOW CAN U" OMG I FEEL LIKE TAKING EACH ONE OF THEM AND SNAPPING ALL OF THEIR NECKS FOR PISSING THE WHITE PPL OFF, WE NEVER SHOULD'VE ACCEPTED THEM IN SOCIETY...FUCKING MARTIN LUTHER KING, HE SHOULD BE HUNG AND BURNED FOR HIS SINS...YES ACCEPTING NIGGERS INTO THE SOCIETY THESE DAYS IS A SIN. KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC KBBBTBC

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  • diamonddog November 28, 2005

    AND BTW ALL THOSE INVENTIONS WERE ROBBED FROM THE WHITE PPL, NIGGERS ARE TOO STUPID TO INVENT AN ELECTRIC RESISTOR...ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME, THE ONLY THING THEY INVENTED WAS "DA BRONX" WHICH IS A BLACK SOCIETY WHERE WHITE PPL ARE NOT ACCEPTED OR THEY WILL BE SHOT, AND WHEN THEY COME TO OUR FUCKING NEIGHBORHOODS AND WE STARE THEM DOWN THEY FEEL UNACCEPTED...OBVIOUSLY, U PROBABLY GOT A GUN OR SOMETHING U STUPID NIGGER, GET A JOB SO U CAN AFFORD NEW CLOTHES, SHOWERS AND A NICE HAIRCUT, AN AFRO IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD SHAMPOO OR SHOWERS, BURN IN HELL U DARKNESSES, U BLACK MAGIC MIDNIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS,

    What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?

    When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

    What is a nigger's ideal of a perfect 10?

    Any White woman he can get.

    What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?

    The nigger.

    Why did Coke fire the nigger?

    He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.

    Why are niggers' pants so big?

    So they can conceal more weapons.

    What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted

    What is the New York State motto? * Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park."

    What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant

    What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? * A member of Crime stoppers of America ... (atleast she's taking part in KBBBTBC)

    How do you get a black kid to take a shower? * Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.

    What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A nigger on fire.

    Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive? * They think the smells coming from the outside.

    Why don't sharks attack blacks? * They mistake them for whale shit.

    How long does it take a nigger to shit? * Nine months

    What do poor black kids use instead of Play-Doh ? * Fresh dog shit.

    Why are niggers hands and feet white? * When God spray painted them black he said, "Up against the wall, Motherfuckers."

    What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? * Skid marks in front of the dog.

    How do you kill a nigger? * Throw 25 cents under a moving bus.

    funfreepages/text/black_nigger_jokes.php

    more there, have fun...KBBBTBC

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  • mastrkillr November 29, 2005

    Im white and i woudl love to put a bullet in Essshitman's chest.Sorry tiger

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  • fuzzydemons December 3, 2005

    the key word here is fecal, if it looks like shit and smells like shit it must be shit. notice it was a planned attack fecals are all about violence, and it wasnt blacks that invented anything they were invented by "toms" america needs to eliminate the fecals to bring an end to the violent ways of the inner cities as gruff the crime dog says "TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME, ABORT A NIGGER"

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  • zombiecuthroat December 4, 2005

    yea, i like ranting about stuff too... and if whit people look like a yeast infection they must smell and taste like it too lol so gruff the crime dog says get rid of the yeast infection that is white people that give our fine women that not so fresh feeling can be gotten ride of with the Vagisil that is mass chaos and genocide induced by the peace by rivers of blood loving Defias !

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  • deerslayer December 9, 2005

    ok white people look like yeast infections so they gotta taste like yeast infections.NIGGERS look like shit so i guess they also have to taste like shit so lets pull out some shotguns and WHIPE the shit people . off the face of this earth.

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  • pablosdog December 9, 2005

    all you people obviously don't believe in a supreme being but I guarantee there is, and when you face him at the end of your life on earth he is going to show this blog and you are really gonna wish you had not written this stuff.

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  • doctor_chill December 21, 2005

    Merry Christmas!!!

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  • manny121 December 29, 2005

    Fuckin racist pieces of shits

    GOD LOVES EVERYONE AND DOESNT GIVE A FUCK WHAT COLOR U ARE

    STOP BEING SO DAMN RACIST

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  • emptyshells259 January 6, 2006

    Nigga Please

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  • crackerzack May 16, 2006

    omfg!! dude niggers r useless man if they didnt come up with it someone else would have so shut the fuck up all u guys a black person is civilized repectfull and can feed a family of 4 but a nigger would steel ur shoes and shoot u befor he would even say hi there is a difference and all u people get the fuck out of my country i am 60% native american so fuck off!!! pleaselol jk yall but seriously i have never let anyone push me around u would be surprised how many niggers will back down if u just stand up to them but a black person u wouldnt have to stand up to because they wouldnt normally start shit!! get that through u all's fucking heads

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  • crackerzack May 16, 2006

    oh yeh didnt notice this at first but they look like bouncy balls at the biggining lol they were like made of rubber or something

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  • dariddla November 23, 2006

    ...current score...esshitman:5...you crackers:0...and what's funny about this is...1.this one guy seems to be getting under all you crackers skin like a bad sunburn and 2.where's the nerdy crackers to defend the rest of you in this war of words?...i know your out there...join in the fun...crackers

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