Faster Than A Masterbating Teenager

Jesse U.
20,188 Views 1 decade ago

Those are some quick hands. I imagine he had a lot of practice growing up.

37 Comments
  • j666 January 10, 2006

    NOT FASTER THAN MY AK47 FUCK THAT PUSSY

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  • briandee January 10, 2006

    And?

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  • yokiti January 10, 2006

    I'm with briandee... so what?

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  • raker99 January 10, 2006

    well them chops did fuck all him with the bald head took em all an dint even bother fightin back how hard must he be ?

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  • kenshin January 10, 2006

    One swift kick in the nutz.

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  • thundermug January 10, 2006

    That's Jeet Kune Do, the style that Bruce Lee developed. And J666, do you think he'd let you go get that gun? The battlecry of the pussy. "Well, I'll shoot you." When you run your mouth to a guy that looks non-threatening, sometimes you get your ass whipped.

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  • heffe January 10, 2006

    Uhhhhhhh.... Thats not jeet kun do, its actually Kenpo. The drill is called Chi SOW or "sticky hands" but they both blow at it. Its a sensitivity and reaction building drill, not whatever the fuck he thought he was accomplishing.

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  • yokiti January 10, 2006

    sensitivity and reaction? I usually don't tread on guyschips turf but that's just GAY

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  • jrshabadoo January 10, 2006

    he missed :( ...alot

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  • thundermug January 10, 2006

    Sorry, I learned the Chi Sow during Jeet, it might have been taken from Kenpo, I was unaware if it was. Even in mags like Inside Kung Fu they always refer to the Lop Sow and the Chi Sow as Jeet drills.

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  • hatorihynzo January 10, 2006

    He learned his handspeed from jacking off all the time

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  • mechanicman January 10, 2006

    That fucker works at benny hana , thats how we spell it in Kentucky , 49th in education , almost 50Th and working hard to deexcell.

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  • kinslayer January 10, 2006

    Can't believe there is more than one dude who has "learned" this crap...who needs to go get a gun...just pack one on ya Bitch!

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  • pablosdog January 10, 2006

    kinslayer.. does that mean family killer? impossible to carry a gun in every situation plus almost any kind of physical discipline benefits the whole. "git a gun" IS the battle cry of the pussy.

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  • yokiti January 10, 2006

    Reminds me in of a scene in Indiana Jones where he faced with some ninja dude that does a lot of showing off before he goes in for the kill, and good ole Indiana shrugs, pulls a pistol, and caps him.

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  • guyschips1 January 10, 2006

    my daughter plays patty cake

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  • username January 10, 2006

    LOL WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE ALWAYS HATES??? "GRAB MY GUN" BITCH YOU DONT OWN A GUN.....YOURE MAD YOUR STUPID ASS FOR SURE WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED....EVERYTIME U SEE SOME NINJA GUY DOING SOME COOL SHIT "MY GUN THIS" "MY GUN THAT" BITCH STFU AND BOW DOWN TO A NIGGA THATS GREATER THAN YOU..

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  • tookalook January 10, 2006

    I'm not a violent person, I don't need to learn fighting techniques,my efforts are put towards bettering myself as a father and a husband, assholes that need to learn this shit are violent people, criminals and dregs on society. And the day I bow to some nigger like "username" is the day usernames head is in my crosshairs.

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  • mostyles January 11, 2006

    hehe.. in boxing , we call those " arm punches "

    there isnt anything on them, you couldnt bust a grape with that bullshit

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  • madmofo January 11, 2006

    What they are doing is s called ‘sticky hands’ form, from Wing Chun kung fu, It is what Bruce Lee first took up but later developed it more into Jeet kun do. What they are doing is pointless! As the other guy is just standing there, now if they are both doing the form at the fast speed, then its worth a look in!!!

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  • rockybalboa January 11, 2006

    Are you ready to be ENLIGHTENED?

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  • rockybalboa January 11, 2006

    1st, they are only practicing. That is why his mate is not opposing to his attacks. 2nd. as previously said, this is a concentration, speed and accuracy excercise. He is not trying to impress anyone. 3rd. The fact that he knows this shit doesn't mean he can kick your ass (or that you can kick his) but having better control of your body and better reflexes usually helps a lot. As mostyles said, those fast strokes have little power, but they are mainly used on vital points and nerve endings, and with reduced points of contact so that even a slight hit can produce a lot of pain. For example, hit yourself upwards with a pencil below your nose... 4th If he has self respect and you respect him, you will never have to face him or use your AK-47, wich by the way is very fucking inaccurate. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND BE ENLIGHTENED MY CHILDREN.

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  • thundermug January 11, 2006

    Hey tookalook. Criminals don't need to learn this, citizens need to because of criminals, you dumb shit. Maybe being a better father entails being able to physically protect your children from attack. One of my old students had her child grabbed at knifepoint. Luckily, someone was there to intervene. She couldn't get over the helpless feeling she had until she started training. Now, she is prepared for a rape or abduction situation. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. God forbid you are ever placed in a position such as this, but if you are, you will pray someone who knows what they are doing shows up. And anyone who uses their art outside of necessity is a jackoff.

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  • mostyles January 11, 2006

    lolz , nerve endings and pressure points!

    yeah hit one of those K1 fighters under the nose with a pencil and he'll drop you on your fucking head.. pure comedy !

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  • ichy January 11, 2006

    That looks like it would tickle. And what’s this about an AK47? If you had an AK47 and I was that close to you I would disarm/disable you before you get enough space between us to even barrel up. That is why on urban missions, when close quarter combat was a high possibility, I preferred to carry and MP5 K with a folding stalk. Oh yeah, and breaking the nose of an experienced fight will not drop him, maybe a person who is not use to getting injured, but not a hardened person. In training I have broken my nose and fingers several times, sure it will stun you for a half a second but will not stop someone.

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  • yokiti January 11, 2006

    Hey rocky, you are right, the AK-47 is known for being inaccurate... but if given a choice, I'd rather have my brains blown out by that 7.62mm bullet than some dumb fuck waving his hands in my face till I die of boredom.

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  • ichy January 11, 2006

    The Chinese are highly inaccurate, due to poor construction and cheap materials but the further west you go, the better they get.

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  • heffe January 11, 2006

    Just to clear things up, what i meant was THEY were in Kenpo and doing Kenpo hand shit and it looks like they stole the drill and tried to do it, but blow ass at it. It in fact IS a Jeet Kun Do drill.

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  • jimmyjinx January 11, 2006

    you are all very sad. you should also learn to use the english language as it is a wonderfull thing.

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  • rockybalboa January 11, 2006

    You are not ready for the enlightenment my children... Fucking lol @ yokiti. Hey ichi, do not overestimate the AK, it is the most fucking dependable thing you can get for let's say... US$10 (depends on where you buy and the condition)? YES, 7.62mm is a scary thing. It's like taking a Flinstones multivitamin tablet "one is enough".

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  • andycz January 12, 2006

    i personally think its wing chun, some guy earlier said jkd but i disagree. wing chun is what bruce lee was taught and he then invented jkd but all its basic foundation is in wing chun. nuf said.

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  • pablosdog January 12, 2006

    I was thinking it is General Tso's chicken. Somebody else said it looks like Kung Pao chicken but there are no peppers! If it is Sesame chicken how come no seeds. For sure it's not Chun King chicken.

    You don't want THAT chicken, chicken make lousy housepet. - Dana Carvey-

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  • tree88 January 12, 2006

    i ain't jealous, but I am lmao at pablosdog. That is some funny shit.

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  • ifearnoone January 13, 2006

    its Wing-Tsun kung fu,where do you think Jeet kun Do got it from?..and id tell all you fucktards the same thing i tell anyone else who says id just pull out a gun and shoot him,just because we study the arts doesnt mean we dont know how to handle a weapon..a true means of learning how do defend yourself is learning to use every weapon at your disposal,not like some fuckin drive by monkey sprayin a house full of innocent people hopin to hit the person they are actually after..

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  • dadrumerboi January 17, 2006

    an AK-47 DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING BARRELL RETARDS. NOW AN M-16 (yokiti) i think you know the one. WILL DO THE FUCKing Trick. it just goes to show that guns are better. in a self defense situation. let see. Judo chop. or BANG. hmmmmmmmm. FUCKING TARDS

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  • smurf January 25, 2006

    well, that was shit ! he hit him about 100 times and the guy dint even flinch ! wat a bummer ! i think his mommy is a lesbian.....

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  • campo September 11, 2006

    ^i was going to type that. good job.

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