This is for all you lazy ass mother fuckers who can't go lay the pipe down.
hell yeah...they need to make that an option on la-z-boys. maybe they could retrofit mine!
And what do they recommend to keep the leather clean...? oh, I know... that new Japanese product: "Cum B Gone"
Frigg'in Japanese, even thier infomercials are great!
I 'm calling right now and ordering one!!!!!
Their hard dicks are the size of your pinky. It is no wonder they would need this thing.
Where can I get one!?!
Needs a beer-can holder and a pocket for the TV remote.
archemedes... tv remote??? shit that thing needs a remote of its own or it should come with its own Ooompa-Loompa to push the buttons for you lol :)~
absofuckinglutely useless... These japs really, really have serious problems...
God dammit, another toy I can't live without!! I guess 'gay' is another word for heterosexual in oklahoma, right guyschips? of course that would mean you think good sex is men mounting men. hahahah
Two questions: 1. Where the fuck do you keep that thing when you're not using it? 2. Where's the cup holder?!
Nor thats just Lazy..
Andn there supposed to be heallthier?
Does Sharper Image have one with an ionic breeze attached?
I GOT 2 GET ME ONE OF DEM!Lol
YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE THE TRAMP O LEAN WITH THE WHOLE CUT IN THE MIDDLE...you have to sit on it