You have to think this is the first time they caught him fucking the water jug, I can't help but wonder how many times did he do this before he got caught.
He wasn't fucking it he was pissing in it!!!
Hello? Hinckley and Schmidt? I'd like to report jizz in the water.
If his dick's little enough to fit into a water bottle neck, then maybe it's the best he can get!
the perks of showing up earley.
Have you ever shot your wad in the water? In floats around in long strings like some small jellyfish.
That's even better than when I used to spit in the coffee creamer in the office I worked at!
The worlds full of sic fuckers
If he lived in a Muslim country, they'd probably chop his cock off - which would be right.
If only the right people drank that.
I'v heard of a stopcock on a toilet but not on the water cooler, sick sick sick man.
I agree with Metallica, I mean, I have seen water jugs from all over the world. Short, tall, fat, thin and every color there is and they still didn't give me wood.
Now that I watched it again,you may be right,tossing off in the water!!!
Dont think its real... Those containers have rather sharp edges and large openings.
So to conclude either one of the three were going on.
A.) He was really fucking the container (that would surely make for a bloody cock)
B.) He was merely jacking off into the container (thrusting is a natural orgasmic motion) notice the need for his arms to be close to the body.
C.) This was completly fake and made to be a joke for sickos like us.
I vote B!
This is why I bring bottled water and have my own coffee machine in my office. You just never know.