A Little Too Close

If it wasn't for Steve Irwin we wouldn't see these copy-cat wanna-bees making us laugh so hard at their fuck-ups

I only wish that was Steve Irwin. It's annoying when you see these jackasses out in the woods doing that shit. If I may quote my very wise 90 year old grandmother, "Get your ass away from those goddamned snakes before I kick the shit out of you!" I think she might've been onto something.

loosername!! you're back!! man we missed you, you creepy little, hamster dicked, mother fucker!