He'll Kick Your Ass With His Mind

Jesse U.
4,400 Views 1 decade ago

This is pretty kewl, but I can do the same thing with my ass. All I have to do is eat some Thai or mexican food.

27 Comments
  • metzger February 16, 2006

    The first Kung Fu guy was respectable but it was more than one inch away. The second guy is full of shit just like George Dillman and his Dim-mok style of non physical strikes.

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  • cap-n_obvious February 16, 2006

    I've developed a similar technique I use on the ladies, It's called the one pump chump. one stroke and any chick will instantly have multiple orgasms (oh yeah I have one too)

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  • deat February 16, 2006

    that guy is a motard

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  • markcurry February 16, 2006

    i hate shit like this it makes u jeolous like the chick with the knife or the goldfish guy and those damn urban ninjas imagine all those powers together ninja fishy no punch man .

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  • heffe February 16, 2006

    I woud like to know where this video came from.

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  • metallicalover February 16, 2006

    BFD! I can move shit with my mind!!!

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  • pitbull89x February 16, 2006

    Fucking DoucheNozzle

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  • sanfordsarpie February 16, 2006

    That would be cool to kick someones ass without even touching them. Im all about keeping a safe distance.

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  • billdgar February 16, 2006

    YEA real cool if it was real.DARTH VADER MARTIAL ARTS AND PAJAMA BOUTIQE

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  • bigpoppa February 16, 2006

    That boy has developed his "CHI".

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  • rockybalboa February 16, 2006

    lol @ cap'n crunch... Urgan ninjas, lol that was classic. I don't know if he is a bullshitter but the first technique they demonstrated is real. I think I still can do the fist to candle shit.

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  • tribalattack February 16, 2006

    If u look carefully he actulally blew the candle out while punching.

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  • tweek312 February 16, 2006

    The candle part is very real. All you have to do is deprive the candle of oxygen for a very short period of time. By moving the fist so quickly you create a vaccum around your fist and when your fist gets close enough to the flame it has no oxygen and goes out.

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  • warchest February 16, 2006

    Let's see Liu Kang try that on Goro!

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  • nitr0s February 17, 2006

    i believe in chi and all that, but this dude is full of shit.........lame ass street magician.

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  • appletree February 17, 2006

    This is true English guy called DERREN BROWN some of the things he does are out this fucking world what a program of him not to long back were he got a bunch of strangers to rob a armoured van just by implanting different thoughts into there mind really class

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  • cap-n_obvious February 17, 2006

    c'mon man even the retards wouldn't buy that shit, If he really convinced ordinary people to rob a real armored car and it wasn't staged the armored car drivers would have fucking shot them those guys don't mess around. armored cars don't get robbed everyday like they do in the movies. Really when was the last time you even heard of an armored car being robbed in real life? your too stupid to even be called retarded

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  • pablosdog February 17, 2006

    HAHAHA these posts are great! vacuum around his fist? HAHA almost shit myself! implanting thoughts to commit crime? I'm crying that's so funny! If you believe this I have some land in Florida I would like to sell you. It's right on the water! But it's gonna cost ya. hahahahaha metallicalover, I can move shit with my mind too! In fact I'm gonna go move some right after breakfast. hahahahaha

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  • jd8coke February 17, 2006

    He convinced 3 out of 4 people that he tried it on to rob an armoured car, ( the guy driving the armoured car was an actor ) by placing suggestions all over the street that he had set this up on, have a look on google for some of the other stuff he's done. He's had a guy load a gun and placed it to his head and tried to figure out which chamber the bullet is in.

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  • cap-n_obvious February 17, 2006

    the saddest thing is this guy gets away with this stuff because people are so fucking stupid look how many people here believe this shit and that's without even a single hypnotic suggestion from this asshole. you idiots want to believe this crap so bad that you create your own explanations and fill in the holes with your own convoluted bullshit reasoning you do half the work for him

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  • retardspissmeo February 17, 2006

    Geezus Christ fucking retard showman. What an ass I practice kung-fu I even practice types of Dim Mak and i also practice Tai Chi. All of these things have been overcomplicate and have draw discredit from jackasses like this. First of all a one inch or "fajin" punch is done from the hip it causes your arm to whip out and strike your opponent. i can blow a candel out with my breath while i fucking move my hand at it too. i'd like to kick this guys monkey ass. A proper fajin strike can be throw from no distance such as having the hand on the persons chest and striking them by creating movement with your hips. fuck this retard.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus in a real fight are you gonna ask the guy 'Can you feel this" before you "mind fuck" him. ASS

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  • dr_retard February 17, 2006

    Now this is some serious shit! To be able to kick a candles ass, NO WAIT!!! I'll knock your lights out you skinny ass candle!

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  • jacksonsguilty February 18, 2006

    Was that Juan Chung Kung-Fu? And what a little bitch! Two for flinching, chump.

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  • duderseb February 26, 2006

    Allright... I think the british guy should've duked it out with the one-inch-punch guy.

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  • usaimee March 8, 2006

    One inch punch=chinese sex

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  • doggystyledave March 9, 2006

    Tooo bad ya'll don't believe in anything else than what you know. sucks. sorry.

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  • rush October 29, 2007

    ...he uses that move to fuck his sister

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