Turned His Wife Into A Pinata

Jesse U.
8,700 Views 1 decade ago

He says it was an accident. I don't buy that bull shit. You know how many years he waited for this exact momement. He was like Bitch!!!! This is for all those times you just pissed me off for no aparent reason.

18 Comments
  • bitteroldman February 19, 2006

    A little friendly advice to the wife: Honey, as long as you're 50 pounds overweight and yapping on your cell phone, your husband's going to want to play piñata. If you want an intimate dinner at a nice restaurant, drop some weight and leave that phone in your purse.

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  • cap-n_obvious February 19, 2006

    lets be honest he knew she was there he was prolly planning that for months

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  • metzger February 19, 2006

    Intentional or not her stupid ass shouldn't have been in the swinging range of that stick. Her reason was to move the dogs? How the fuck are they at risk, he's not doing golf swings with it. I'd do the same thing though if I was dumb enough to be stuck with her, always get a look at her mom to see what she is gonna turn out like. If you see cankles run like a motherfucker

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  • tribalattack February 19, 2006

    What are cankles?

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  • foxdog February 19, 2006

    Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    A: Nothin', you already done told that bitch twice.

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  • sanfordsarpie February 19, 2006

    Im shure when the camera was off of him you would have caught him smiling.

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  • pitbull89x February 19, 2006

    Yeah bitch you got jacked bitch

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  • archemedes_rex February 19, 2006

    Tribalattack, go to the forum. I'll post a drawing of a cankle.

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  • metzger February 19, 2006

    Cankles are where a womans calf and ankle are the same width. No shape to them at all, their leg goes straight down to their feet. Mostly seen on fatasses. Calf+Ankle=Cankle. Just as bad as a cunt bumper

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  • metzger February 19, 2006

    A cunt bumper is when a woman has a "pooch" above her snatch. AKA:FUPA-Fat Upper Pussy Area

    I like cunt bumber better, like front bumper on a car

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  • streetzips February 20, 2006

    Yah Dude, OK Dude!

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  • cap-n_obvious February 20, 2006

    anybody ever hear of a cleaveland necktie?

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  • commoneagle February 20, 2006

    by: bitteroldman on: 02.19.06 1:32 PM

    mr bitter what gives you the idea she is on the phone??? you see things i can't see....

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  • bitteroldman February 20, 2006

    commoneagle, you may be right. I thought she was holding a cell phone in her right hand. No?

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  • pablosdog February 20, 2006

    you see officer, I been drinkin' since about 7:30 this morning, you know hair of the dog type drinkin' and then she started in on me about the sink and the garbage and the lawn and WHAM!

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  • thundermug February 21, 2006

    Why did he only hit her once? I would have gotten at least two or three more in when she hit the ground.

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  • jacksonsguilty February 25, 2006

    He smacked her so hard a bunch of candy spilled out of her ass. White trash needs to stick to trailer trash games and not fool around with the Beaner games. It's not right!

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  • squirrelkiller May 31, 2009

    thundermug LOL, should have stomped on her head too

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