Nothing Moves The Blob

Jesse U.
5,051 Views 1 decade ago

You have to figure that there would be a point where this fucker was like Man I’m a fat fucker!!! Further yet there had to be a time where he was like man at this rate I wont be able to walk soon. However I don’t blame him. I blame the people around him. If your buddy cant physically get up and go eat because he’s too fat, he probably shouldn’t.

29 Comments
  • teamshowoff February 22, 2006

    thats a faaaat motherfucker. he eats 2 buckets of chicken 12 corndog a try of fries 7 milk shakes 6 hambugers 3 x large pizzas with the works 8 apple turnovers and a 99 cent saled from wendys

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  • rabanga February 22, 2006

    haha stupid fat mess!

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  • sanfordsarpie February 22, 2006

    I would like to know how long it takes for him to swim threw all the fat to whip his pecker out to take a piss. and also, if we can start using commas teamshowoff, that would be much obliged.

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  • teamshowoff February 22, 2006

    BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE, WE DONT NEED NO WATER, LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN, BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN

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  • pablosdog February 22, 2006

    that much lard would burn for days. throw his ass in the ships broiler and sail around the world.

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  • sanfordsarpie February 22, 2006

    Almost there but a little excessive this time.^^^

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  • mrmeatkabob February 22, 2006

    If I were that huge, I would want someone to shoot me. Just put me out of my misery. And please, no video; life's humiliating enough already.

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  • pandochka February 22, 2006

    He wouldn't fit into an average crematory, and would need 2 burial plots to dispose of the body. sad. I work in a funeral home, and it's hard to tell the family of a deceased, "Your husband was just so freakin fat that we'll need to charge you for 2 burial plots and an XXXXL guaged casket".

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  • ixolite February 22, 2006

    this guy isnt able to walk anymore, so somebody must be helping him (bringing food, washing, help pissing,ect)...what I dont understand is, that if somebody isnt able anymore to get out and buy some food, why do others bring him so much food so he stays that fat...I would only give hime water and bread

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  • buddernutts February 22, 2006

    WHO THE FUCK IS WIPING THAT FUCKERS ASS DUDE???????!!!!!!!??????? probly guychips

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  • guyschips1 February 22, 2006

    yea but you ought to be happy im doing that for your dad there butternuts

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  • hottmale February 22, 2006

    dude hasnt seen his dick in years

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  • buddernutts February 22, 2006

    My dad is dead, dick head. killed by a drunk driver. now make some more fans dumb ass.

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  • jumbo118 February 22, 2006

    HEY!!!

    That's Jabba's brother Jose!!!

    Que Pasa!!!

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  • tribalattack February 22, 2006

    FO real? Thats Jose?? Orale Holmes, que pasa. How come u dont be gang bangin no more essay?

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  • drtydv1004 February 22, 2006

    I like the forklift at the end

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  • appletree February 22, 2006

    do you think this is what the guy before would look like if he da stop???

    the freak with the biceps

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  • tribalattack February 22, 2006

    Gettin out of bed would be like.... lifting weight.

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  • the ridgeruner February 22, 2006

    He's not fat he's just big boned! The funny part is he drinks "Diet Coke" yah like thats the problem.

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  • monkee February 22, 2006

    think if his house did burn down-what that would smell like.....take a dumptruck full of pork fat and put it in a fire.....anyone for some craklins?

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  • pitbull89x February 22, 2006

    They should throw his ass in the deep end of an empty pool and put a tray of big macs at the opposite end. He'll either lose weight from dragging his fat blob of an ass to the food or he'll sit there and cry.....little streams of bacon grease down his fat fucking cheeks....fuck people like that disgust me

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  • tweek312 February 23, 2006

    Wow.. they make shirts that large?

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  • commoneagle February 23, 2006

    this guy isnt able to walk anymore, so somebody must be helping him (bringing food, washing, help pissing,ect)...what I dont understand is, that if somebody isnt able anymore to get out and buy some food, why do others bring him so much food so he stays that fat...I would only give hime water and bread

    the comment above this line was posted by an observant (sp?) individual also think this maybe no one does bring him food and he has a medical condition that makes him fat....some fat folks can help it....jump to conclusions and ye are wrong 75 to 100% of the time the other 20 from 75 you are only half right....every story has many sides and to make judgements on others is to show yourself to be a fool.....sure im guilty sometimes too...it can be fun....ok Im not always serious....discovery had a show the half ton man this guy was a true pig and a very discusting person whose dum ass wife brought him food...i was glad he died just negitive energy on earth.....

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  • zazu pitts February 23, 2006

    Somewhere in there, there's a normal sized skeleton swimming around.

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  • jacksonsguilty February 25, 2006

    I'd starve his ass. "There's a Mickey D's two miles away, bitch. Get out and walk."

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  • duderseb February 26, 2006

    I just can't stop wondering how he got like this... I mean... To get SO fat... It takes time man...

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  • rumschlager March 5, 2006

    theres' something to aspire to! how unfair is it that his morbidly, morbidly, morbidly X 999,999,999,999 fat fucking ass has to be taken care of by orderlies just in order to move him? I don't think anyone should be doing someone that fucking large any favors. if you find yourself in this situation ever, just flip 'em the bird and tell them they shoud have taken the fork out of their mouth.

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  • laitalian1818 June 9, 2006

    isnt that when you know to stop eating?

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  • djdilja July 18, 2006

    They should fry his ass with one of those ultraviolet lamps...kindalike they did with the fat fuck on Blade 1. I mean...GODAMN! whos curious to see whats living under those rolls of fat?

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