Dave Chapelle: Black Bush

Jesse U.
7,641 Views 1 decade ago

Dave Chapelle is one funny fucker. He pretty much nailed this one. Black President Bush lol.

24 Comments
  • kissieface3769 February 24, 2006

    I love Dave Chapelle!!!!

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  • metzger February 24, 2006

    He's a comic genius right up there with Chris Rock.

    I vote Charlie Murphy 4 Vice Pres

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  • rabanga February 24, 2006

    GUYCHIPS IS GAY!

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  • guyschips1 February 24, 2006

    dave chappelle IS the funniest man on the planet

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  • braody February 24, 2006

    u know what I love about this post, is that all the dumb mother fuckers are not here, they are all hiding... whos the minority now??? too bad it took us a quarter trillion dollars for people to figure out the truth, I could have used that 100 grand shitlooker, but the only thing is that u are still blaming iraq for 9/11 ... saddam and Bin Laden hate each other... does anyone get that yet, bin laden is a shiite and saddam is a suni, these guys dont get along, all we did in Iraq was go there steal the oil create a civil war which brings the country back 50 years, and keeping them dumb will keep the reason for us to stay there and drop our bombs so that these asshole corporations who are owned by the administration make billions while we sit here and eat shit, cuz our economy has gone down to nothing and live in fear,,, welcome to PNAC project New American Century... have a nice day now you hear!!!

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  • sanfordsarpie February 24, 2006

    You know what you should do? Sanction me, sancation me with your army. Wait, You don't have an army so shut the fuck up. Best line of the clip.

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  • mrmeatkabob February 24, 2006

    We're there to steal oil? We're not stealing oil. Shit, with gas prices the way they are, I would love it if we would steal the oil. It's about the only thing that would justify this war, at this point. We're there "liberating" the poor fuckers who can't seem to get their own shit together, spending billions of dollars, losing soldiers every day, and for what? Fuck, let's take some oil to make it worth our while. Then bring the soldiers home and say, "Welcome home. Gas is now 99 cents a motherfucking gallon. Good job, soldier."

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  • tribalattack February 24, 2006

    With all due respect, mrmeetmybob, your a dumbfuck. Think independantly.

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  • mrmeatkabob February 24, 2006

    Tribal, I do think independently. The common opinion I hear is that it is a bad thing to go into Iraq for the oil. A lot of people think that's why we're there, but everyone seems to be saying it's a bad thing. In my opinion, that is groupthink. I have yet to hear anyone actually say taking the oil for ourselves would be a good thing, like I just did. So how am I not thinking independtly to say that we should be keeping the oil? That seems to go against convention, not with it. You may not agree with my opinion, but I don't see how you can accuse me of not thinking independently. By the way, learn to spell, you West Virginian inbred.

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  • kissieface3769 February 25, 2006

    well shit...... I think I agree with tribal......... call the fucking media!!!!! haha oh yeah and once again.... I LOVE DAVE CHAPELL!!!

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  • kissieface3769 February 25, 2006

    E........ forgot the e on chapelle.. fucking typos

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  • jacksonsguilty February 25, 2006

    yes, damn funny dude

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  • whiteboy1965 February 25, 2006

    Why do you guys think he is funny? He's a nigger !!! We don't like niggers all of a sudden do we? White Power !!!

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  • zazu pitts February 25, 2006

    The UN Seceretary General should have been white.

    Oh I almost forgot, Bush is a retard and of course this war is over oil.

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  • buddernutts February 25, 2006

    I liked the part in the clip when Dave knocked the picture of water over after being accused of the oil situation talking about some, "RUN BITCHES, LETS GIT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

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  • deathsdisciple February 25, 2006

    hey shitlooker, the people of new orleans live below sea level. of course bad shit is gonna happen sooner or later. why does everybody have a hard time figuring that out. hmmm, close to ocean, below sea level, what could possible go wrong? fucking morons.

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  • tribalattack February 25, 2006

    Ummm white boy was being sarcastic. He actually isnt really white.

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  • pablosdog February 27, 2006

    War for oil is an oversimplification of the facts. The war is for the global economy. Ask yourselves 'why does Iran want to change oil valuation from dollars to euros?' or why does Iran need nukes? if the US economy collapses, what happens to the rest of the world? If you ask the right questions, the answers become more obvious. Imagine 70% of the worlds oil reserves controlled by Iranian religious clerics then you get an idea of the nightmare that awaits us. Our courageous and talented youth are not dying in vain, they are preserving our freedom. It makes me want to vomit that so many of my fellow Americans are so ready to believe the absolute worst about their own country and believe some rosy bullshit about a foreign country 11,000 miles away that you have never even seen.

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  • ed>ie February 27, 2006

    racist fuck, hes just another Chris Rock, takin the piss outta white people! if that was a white person he'd be arrested!

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  • ray February 28, 2006

    I love dave chapelle i seen every episode and stand ups and he could be as racist as he wants cuz its fucking funny.

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  • braody March 2, 2006

    Pablo those iranians wouldnt be so damn religious if we didn't constantly put pressure on them, do you know how much of your tax money goes to the CIA ... over 40 billion a year to spy, and cause bullshit problems for corporate interest here and Israel, u want democracy lead by example dont force them and be a hypocrate, you seem like a very smart man, and I really like the fact that you explained your self with out trying to force your idea, but man the problems start in our corporate america, as the leader of the world, we need to lead by example, imagine if your boss at work constantly was on your ass for not showing up on time, yet he shows up 2 hours late, you really think your gonna respect his word? I doubt it, its just plain not fair, we and I dont mean you and me, I mean these assholes who are in power, create the place to where these terrorist and extremist can be, honestly man, its not even Bush and this adminstration, its the strong control Israel has over our economy, we are controled by another country and we dont even know it, Bush is just in it to get a peice of the pie... the problem in this society here is that everyone is for themselves, we dont stand together as a nation, we have republicans and democrats and liberals and this and that to seperate us and make us weak, its just like religion, we need to start thinking for ourselves and get back to what we started with. sorry to write so much, but things like this are complex cant be explained in two words. oh yeah I love Dave Chapelle

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  • pablosdog March 2, 2006

    braody, you make some excellent points. One of the differences between you and me is I don't have a moral problem with acting in my own self interest.

    I don't feel guilty about success. My boss does show up late but I respect him because decisions he has made have resulted in him getting promoted faster than me. It seems like you are saying that if different people had the same power and position they would act differently and I can't agree with that. Alot of people would say that power corrupts but if you have never had it then you can't know the responsiblilty it engenders. BTW so what if he jokes on us (whites) can't anybody take a joke? He's fucking hilarious.

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  • justwrong March 14, 2006

    are pablo and braody done fellating each other yet?

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  • calikronzhotie August 3, 2008

    Chapelle is one funny nigga...and I mean that in a good way! I love the episode of the Playa Haters Ball. To bad he quit makin his shows. And I would have voted for you shitlooker. The government is constantly wasting our money on stupid ass shit...meanwhile, they have cut backs in education and can't help out the people that give them the money to blow. We went over for oil and I'm still gettin ass raped at the gas stations. WTF?!

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