I can't even start to understand the amount of pain that comes with breaking both your legs. That's a life changing event.
GADZOOKS! Preston and Steve rock!
Just so you know what the fuck i'm talking about, the commentator is Preston from the morning talk show in Philadelphia "The Preston and Steve Show"
Mommy, I want my mommy............................
hey I'm not askin for it am I, no don't hurt me I too sensitive. AAARRGG mate.
thats nothin. I remind u of "the unlucky dude". u remember?
Thats what you get for jumping out of a perfectly good working aeroplane...
That landing angle was maybe just a little bit too steep.
flag on the play: to many retards on the field, two broken legs and a five yard penalty
Faulse start on the dipshit....retard can't land fer shit....Five yard penalty, repeat first down........ouch. I'm done.
you guys are all wrong, he was trying to call an audible, then as time expired he tried to call a time out, then came the injury time out so the coach could get in a play!
When that comentator comentates they always end up ok at the end.
One-eyed parachutist with no depth perception