Comes In Handy When Your Broke

Jesse U.
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I love these magicians. It's like all of a sudden there are like a bunch of magicians running around. If I knew magic I would learn how to turn water into wine or any kind of liquor for that matter. That would be my big trick.

20 Comments
  • shiver March 8, 2006

    Genius!

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  • crazycory March 8, 2006

    Pretty fucking handy I think, but I'd be looking for pictures of $$$$$$ or hot ass naked sluts, and of course bottles of expensive alcohol...

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  • lawjek1 March 8, 2006

    that is fucking insane!...i agree id be lookin for $$$$!

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  • rockybalboa March 8, 2006

    Hey Jesse, turning water into wine is way old. Dear Jesus did that already. I know a few magic tricks, have been studying magic for some time. This motherfucker is good, and his gimmick too.

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  • jumbo118 March 8, 2006

    I'll take a Comeback from Amefika"s!!!!!!

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  • cell_491 March 8, 2006

    THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME

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  • joey_gladstone March 8, 2006

    If i could do that with pizza and buffalo wings i would promise God to never swear, have pre marital sex, kill, covet anything, steal, and to walk the elderly across the street.

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  • shawside March 8, 2006

    WHAT THE FUCK , HOW YA DO THAT , SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME KNOW , ID BE DOING THE HALIFAX POSTERS SO I WOULD HAVE A LITTLE BLACK BITCH , WHO COULD GO AND GET ME BURGERS AND SLUTS ANY WAY WITH THE CASH HE ROBED FROM HALIFAX

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  • guyschips1 March 8, 2006

    if i knew magic i would make everyone talk english all the time

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  • archemedes_rex March 8, 2006

    I can turn water into wine.

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  • archemedes_rex March 8, 2006

    First, I pour the water over the grapevine seeds.

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  • ed>ie March 9, 2006

    i like the way he can do all that, but he cant flip his glasses open at the end. i suppose we all have our downfalls, i have turrets syndrome FUCKING GAY CHINESE FUCK CUNT BOLLOX CUM ON YOUR FACE!! cant help it!

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  • Jesse U. March 9, 2006

    Dude If I could turn water into wine I would be the biggest drunk known to man

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  • appletree March 9, 2006

    im surprised that one of the girls da try and shit on it b4 he eat it???

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  • jacksonsguilty March 9, 2006

    Next they'll start giving him cat pictures for dinner

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  • pablosdog March 9, 2006

    LOL at guyschips1.

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  • thundermug March 9, 2006

    I could make the French army disappear. All I need is a bottle of Jack and a pitchfork.

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  • mr.comment March 10, 2006

    i know someone that can turn wine into urine

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  • unlimpdik March 11, 2006

    a chinga chang ching chong... pulll outta picture of my ding dong.. sucky sucky all night... shove it in your hiney, nice a tight. grab my balls and make them disappear, them fuckin' chinese are so damn queer.. take your slant eyes to the budwieser sign and pull me off a beer.. i just thought of something... i just THOUGHT niggers all looked alike.. them chinese mo fo's are all identical!!!

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  • godbluff September 6, 2008

    hey! it's david brain

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