I'm A Very Polite Vampire

jay
5,381 Views 1 decade ago

What is the fucking problem with people? If you have to resort to being a POLITE vampire. Just fucking give up drinking. That’s all there is to it. Hell, even being a agitated vampire wouldn’t be that bad. See kids, that’s the problem with these new drunks, no creativity.

12 Comments
  • andycz April 9, 2006

    less biting more sucking bitch lol,

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  • cirrhosis99 April 9, 2006

    Should have knocked all her teeth out with his billyclub...Now that would be entertainment..

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  • jd8coke April 9, 2006

    Shove a crucifix down her throat and then blow the bitches brains out! As far as i know, there's no laws against killing vampires in America. My Uncle had the best idea, treat people on how they act, if they act like a cunt, treat them like one, pound on 'em for a few minutes and then go back to the bar!

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  • burton4life April 9, 2006

    what a dumb b!tch, "i'm gonna bite you" wtf lay off the booze if you cant handle it

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  • buddernutts April 9, 2006

    he shoulda made the dumb bitch blow him....hell, she wouldnt remember it tomorrow.

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  • tweek312 April 10, 2006

    Damn.. she was fucked UP! I woulda nailed that shit then locked her up.

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  • pablosdog April 10, 2006

    God grant her the serenity to accept the things she cannot change, courage to change the things she can and the wisdom to know the difference.

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  • justwrong April 10, 2006

    I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

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  • crazycory April 10, 2006

    I would make the 'Vampire' ride in the steel cage in the back, fuck that crazy drunk bitch.

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  • crazycory April 10, 2006

    I watched again, and I'm thinking that Linda Blair still looks pretty good for her age, but where's the head spinning & pea soup?

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  • jack-hammer April 10, 2006

    just punch her in the face a few times,,,, that should change her mind.

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  • calibaldie April 12, 2006

    dumb ass pig. next time shoot that vampire or sove a stick up her ass do something

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