Who Would Have Thunk It?

Jesse U.
7,761 Views 1 decade ago

I would have never guessed a anaconda could eat a Hippo!!! Holy shit that's pretty hard core. Them snakes are bad fucking ass.

26 Comments
  • sweeredwine April 11, 2006

    if they had not messed with it it could have digested it to if you scare a snake right after a huge meal it will vomit so it can defend itself or run

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  • justwrong April 11, 2006

    in a startling case of genetic manipulation, the Koreans impregnated an anaconda with a hippo and succesfully delivered full term

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  • jgimages April 11, 2006

    kinda looked like a great big asshole dumping an ovesize load......

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  • tree88 April 11, 2006

    SHIT!!!!

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  • nightshift187 April 11, 2006

    gotta chew it up first there buddy

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  • miked April 11, 2006

    beef its whats for dinner

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  • youngblood48 April 11, 2006

    man if i could borrow that snake for a week i could cut that alimony check out!!!!

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  • cirrhosis99 April 11, 2006

    LOL...youngblood ..LOL

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  • pitbull89x April 11, 2006

    thats some crazy shit right there.....imagine the view from the inside....i wish some of the bitches i know could unhinge their jaw like that

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  • scottishjock April 11, 2006

    is that a fat american at mcdonals

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  • zazu pitts April 12, 2006

    A hippo. That's the best you guys could come up with? Any large animal with four legs apparently is a hippo.

    Okay, I'll be Cliff Clavin here;

    The Anaconda lives in South America. The hippo lives in Africa. The two animals would never encounter each other in the wild. The news person is speaking Portuguese, which is what they speak in Brazil. Brazil is a South American country. There are no hippos in Brazil. Anyone with eyes can see that the animal is not a hippo. Hippos are way WAY bigger and have different features. The mystery animal was a tapir. Tapirs live in South America.

    And all over north America there are these creatures that walk upright on their hind legs, wear baseball caps and attend Monster truck rallies. They are called Retards. It is evident that a Retard wrote the caption for this video.

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  • zazu pitts April 12, 2006

    A tapir would have written a better one.

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  • cammo22 April 12, 2006

    ^^^^^^LOL

    Pretty sure they just hit rewind. Correct, it is a female tapir.

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  • cap-n_obvious April 12, 2006

    I hate people that fuck with animals. how would you feel if you sat down to a nice steak dinner (after you had to catch and kill the fucker) and some retarded jackass started poking you with a stick? that snake isn't bothering you don't fuck with it!!! that's why i'm happy when fucking morons like that grizzly guy get eaten

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  • jgimages April 12, 2006

    hey zazu...........been watching to much discovery channel .......who gives a fuck tapir ...hippo .....take the fucken snake the tapir the asshole reporters and shove em right up your ass.....

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  • zazu pitts April 12, 2006

    jgimages;

    Just tryin' to edjumacate da masses. By the way, it's nuclear and not nuc-U-lar. Thanks for the input.

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  • hellbomber April 12, 2006

    OWNED!

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  • pablosdog April 12, 2006

    tapir is a close cousin of the hippo and in translating from portuguese to english they used the same word. simple mistake, not due to stupidity zazu. calm down and take your meds or go paint something.

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  • calibaldie April 12, 2006

    lol pablo. hungry hungry hippo. i mean hungry hungry anaconda.

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  • cirrhosis99 April 12, 2006

    LOL...You fuckin guys kill me...LOL

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  • jacksonsguilty April 14, 2006

    His friends are like,'Oh man, Ronny just puked in the back yard. Now who's gonna clean that up? None of us have arms?"

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  • firedog1112 April 16, 2006

    that is the other other white meat get in my belly

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  • zombiecuthroat April 20, 2006

    snakes cant chew they only use their teeth for incompacitating and grippping the victim and use them to pull down the meal into the snakes stomach . they dont have molars to chew,besides their whole body is lined with stomach so molars are unceccesary... dumbass

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  • zareste April 21, 2006

    Who let the Euro trash in?

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  • thousand December 23, 2006

    You guys spell like shit! Jesus Christ! Even the title? "thunk"?!?!? Are you Hill Billies or something?

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  • dannyboy November 18, 2008

    sorry to break this but that's a tapir not a hippo

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