Agile When They Have To Be

Jesse U.
4,294 Views 1 decade ago

That's just scary. That thing just jumped out of the water and ate that fucker. It never had a chance.

33 Comments
  • briandee May 2, 2006

    Sealed & devoured

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  • jgimages May 2, 2006

    damn.......i guess no beaches for me this summer

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  • justwrong May 2, 2006

    woulda been cooler if it was a surfer

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  • jgimages May 2, 2006

    hey justwrong ....think we can get them sharks over to the nascar races so they can devour a couple of guys?

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  • sweeredwine May 2, 2006

    fucker got all the way out of the water, fucking cool

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  • chuud2002 May 2, 2006

    owned

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  • dr_retard May 2, 2006

    Well at least we do know it wasn't a black guy eaten....

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  • youngblood48 May 2, 2006

    jimages we would have that motherfucker on a hot grill in no time flat, besides he would just spit us out, or get tired of chasing us round and round and round and round the place!

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  • fukedupasshole May 2, 2006

    now that is just fuckin awesome

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  • cap-n_obvious May 2, 2006

    did you know? If great white shark is 25 ft. long then it is 8 ft. wide. that's wider than the average 25 ft. boat

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  • cap-n_obvious May 2, 2006

    imagine a city bus swimming up to eat you

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  • cap-n_obvious May 2, 2006

    oh and by the way why arn't you faggots jumping all over dr_retard? if that was jgimages making a comment about a white person it would be the crime of the century

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  • youngblood48 May 2, 2006

    BLACK!

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  • pitbull89x May 2, 2006

    Cap-n-obvious what the fuck are you talking about? He said at least we know it wasnt a black guy being eaten not......man i wish that seal was a worthless white person like jgimages faggot ass would say

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  • pitbull89x May 2, 2006

    but anyways that reason right there is why i dont go in the ocean

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  • youngblood48 May 2, 2006

    why do they call it a great white shark when its half black? cap-n --jimages

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  • samdog May 2, 2006

    Not fake...true. This was filmed off of South Africa. It seems to be unique to the great white sharks of this area. They have the water depth to mount an "extreme" upward attack and their momentum carries them clear of the water. Cool...not for the seal, but cool.

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  • pastafarian May 2, 2006

    everything looks cool in bullet-time

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  • thundermug May 2, 2006

    That's one badass guppy.

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  • justwrong May 2, 2006

    what does tupperware and an old male walrus have in common?They are both looking for a tight seal

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  • imbetu May 2, 2006

    Looks like a one n a million video...fucking awsome

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  • iluvkissieface May 3, 2006

    How the fuck did you get from a shark in the ocean to a Nascar race! Some folk just won't give it a rest...By the way...speaking about NASCAR...I thought that comment youngblood made about tying a certain member of crazyshit under Stewart's car so he could count the laps before he

    wore down to nothing, was total genius thinking! LMFAO!

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  • pussyfucka May 3, 2006

    its real retard

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  • miked May 3, 2006

    pitbull89x fuck yea! lmfao!!

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  • tweek312 May 3, 2006

    This might be very real proof of why they call them "killer whales". :)))))

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  • doods May 3, 2006

    pastafarian - - gotta love that nick

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  • pablosdog May 3, 2006

    tweek312, nobody with half a brain calls them "killer whales" this is a really big fish. It's babies come from eggs and the mother does not produce milk for the young. Killer whales are actually whales that are warm blooded and produce milk for their young. They travel in groups called "pods" and could kick a Great White Sharks ass.

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  • iluvkissieface May 3, 2006

    ^^^Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

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  • jgimages May 3, 2006

    listen....in my own defense.....i did not make any racial comments on this post....but come to think about why is it called "a great white shark if its half black"....okay relax you white motherfuckers.....damn i'm sorry that one slipped....

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  • iluvkissieface May 3, 2006

    Sorry Pablo...tWow Cap...you really hurt my feelings now. I'm going to go kill myself. See… even when a guy say's good things about a NIGGER he turns it all around and makes it look like he's being so persecuted! Well!!! You have just turned me against all niggers! YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKERS WILL NEVER CHANGE. YOU BUY ONE HOME IN A WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THERE’S 50 MONKEYS RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE, LAYING ON OUR CARS, AND SHITTING ON OUR LAWNS. SO… THE GOOD WHITE PEOPLE MOVE OUT OF THE HOOD AND BINGO…ALL YOUR HOMIES MOVE IN AND TAKE THE WHOLE PLACE OVER. THEN YOU BREAK OUT ALL THE WINDOWS IN YOUR HOMES AND SET FIRE TO THE ONES THAT YOU GET KICKED OUT OF BECAUSE YOUR WELFARE CHECKS WENT TO YOUR FUCKIN 24IN RIMS! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS RUIN EVERYTHING YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH. THE ONLY REASON THERE ARE NIGGER PROFESSERS IS BECAUSE WE WHITE ASSHOLES GIVE YOU “FREE” EDUCATION!!! YOU NIGGERS ONLY GET TO BE CEOS BECAUSE OF THE DUMB WHITIES THAT CREATED THE MINORITY CUTS IN TAXES AND LOANS. SO FUCK ALL YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKIN’ NIGGERS. You still don’t get it do you? You stupid black ignorant Niggers. Bush…your hero, delayed the rescue in New Orleans because he wanted to kill as many Niggers that he could before the Red Cross and fema could enter! He should have waited a month but he was getting too much criticism from the dumb whities! So I hope you’re happy there Captain of the NIGGERS! his is not meant for you!

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  • calibaldie May 3, 2006

    Is anybody else tired of kissiegface? I wish the big fish up thier would eat her.lol thats a big ass fish moving that fast holy shit stay out the water dude

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  • tweek312 May 3, 2006

    [pablosdog] LOL!.. I was really fucked up when I wrote that thing about the "Killer Whale" ummm... so now that I'm sober, I realize that I was looking at a great white. Thanks for giving me a well deserved bitch-slap.

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  • pablosdog May 4, 2006

    hahaha I'm not the pilot but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. hahaha that's some funny shit right there.

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