Happy Birthday From David Blaine

Jesse U.
4,750 Views 1 decade ago

Where the fuck was he when it was my birthday? He says that was for her for her birthday, I don't buy it. He was just paying for services.

22 Comments
  • kuriosity May 13, 2006

    And the point of that was.....

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  • justwrong May 13, 2006

    wow. he must have jedi mind control over a spinning wheel . Way to go DB. You just stood there and didn't do shit. Except wager money on the game with the worst odds in a casino. tool

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  • mrcameltoe May 13, 2006

    guaranteed three way action

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  • bitteroldman May 13, 2006

    It's 1600 bucks apiece, hoes, not 16 million. They act like they won the lotto.

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  • emac3185 May 13, 2006

    ^^^^agreed with bitteroldman^^^^

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  • cirrhosis99 May 13, 2006

    I would've taken a thank you hummer....

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  • kkkkilla May 13, 2006

    Awesome... No not 16.000.000, but 1,600 more than they had. That's a nice b-day gift.

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  • tribalattack May 13, 2006

    hey shitbooger I thought u were leaving for good. I kinda left too. N e ways why does blaine talk like that? Is he tryna sound mystical?

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  • calibaldie May 13, 2006

    HEY DAVID BLAIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE WINNING NUMBERS TO THE CALIFONRIA LOTTO. MAN WE CAN GO %50/50? %60/40? HELL %20/80 AND LET ME DATE ONE OF YOUR HOT EX GIRLFRIENDS.

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  • youngblood48 May 13, 2006

    fuck, put him back in the fish bowl!

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  • stubart May 13, 2006

    david blaine and chris angel are agents of the anti christ

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  • blaed May 13, 2006

    hahaha, its a freakin set up. game was rigged so he could mack it with two hot chicks. as for the birthday thing, im sure they cut out all that footage of him droning, "is today your birthday?" to all the other chicks there.

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  • david_gilmour May 13, 2006

    WHOAAHHHH!h!!!!!!! 3,200!!!!!!! WAHOAOAHOAHOAHAOHAOHOAHAOHAOAHAOAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm sure those whores got more money than that...

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  • monkeypirate May 13, 2006

    yeah you know he had to get some pussey out of that deal

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  • cap-n_obvious May 14, 2006

    shiteater you no good racist cock sucking bastard!!!!.....just kidding your right, and david lame is retarded

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  • dj_busta_nutt May 14, 2006

    now watch as David makes his weiner disappear in the dealers ass.........

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  • kkkkilla May 14, 2006

    shitlooker, I feel ya. shit gets real old don't it..LOL

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  • youngblood48 May 14, 2006

    now all we need is jgimages to slip in here and stir the pot! ha! lol...

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  • pablosdog May 15, 2006

    the way he talks makes me want to reach into his chest and pull his heart out while it is still beating. Is that wrong?

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  • rockybalboa May 15, 2006

    A complete stranger... yeah right. David Blame is an ASSHOLE, but he is a great performer.

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  • pussyfucka May 15, 2006

    hold up what happened sorry i coudnt stop starring at their rack

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  • jacksonsguilty May 26, 2006

    The brunette actually thought she'd be getting some of the money?

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