Morning Wood

Jesse U.
4,121 Views 1 decade ago

I polish that fucker everyday of the week. I can't get my day started the right way unless I do.

24 Comments
  • notch4077 May 24, 2006

    first

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  • princess_sara May 24, 2006

    I play with mu boyfriends morning wood all the time!!

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  • jgimages May 24, 2006

    how come they were all white???.....oh yeah i forgot.....cracker wood beaters........lol

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  • izzy_phukdup May 24, 2006

    Hell.. I just Jerk off!... No Need Buying a piece of Plank!

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  • jennycks May 24, 2006

    i would be pissed off all the time if i had to worry about my dick sprouting up all the time...good thing im a girl.

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  • dj_litz May 24, 2006

    You just need to love that song!

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  • pitbull89x May 24, 2006

    from the makers of slowdance chubby hahahaha

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  • wolverino May 24, 2006

    i love my morning wood....it makes a hell of a tent with the blankets and me and the family play fort booty knox.

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  • cap-n_obvious May 24, 2006

    this show sucks ass

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  • miked May 24, 2006

    you claim your not a nigger but you sure as hell talk like one.

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  • calibaldie May 24, 2006

    I have moring wood right no and its freeking 3:54 pm here in cali. you want to play with it?

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  • vadouchebag May 24, 2006

    what can i say, "crackers" as u put it, wake up with a hard-on, slant eyed motherfuckers need to see thier women eat shit to get hard.

    im glad im a "cracker"!

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  • douthinkicare May 24, 2006

    i have a question im a truck driver and i get fucking boners all the fucking time in the truck and it pisses me off anyone have the same prob??

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  • archemedes_rex May 24, 2006

    TMI.

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  • ichy May 25, 2006

    uh... no. What do you think the truck-stop-hookers are for? They are a public service .... really

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  • youngblood48 May 25, 2006

    only if i get in my car for extended periods of time...like 2 minutes

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  • justwrong May 25, 2006

    wish I could get a boner. I smoke and drink too much and only manage semi-wood. maybe after it stops peeing for me I can mutilate it on video and send it in to crazyshit.

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  • cirrhosis99 May 25, 2006

    Hey miked..he's just pissed because he's a spotobe.. fuckin cracker? shut the fuck up monkey.

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  • pablosdog May 25, 2006

    "Brought to you by the makers of 'Slow Dance Chubby'" hahahaha that's funny!

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  • 2npink1nstink May 25, 2006

    that was funny...still laughing at that one pablo!

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  • ihatearabs May 25, 2006

    i'd hate to wax that morning wood. i'd get splinters

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  • sanfordsarpie May 25, 2006

    Thats why I cant sleep in, my mourning wood stops by at six oclock to say high.

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  • sauce117 May 27, 2006

    that is chicken robert from tv show

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  • douthinkicare May 31, 2006

    yeah but if i did that i would be called itchy too you know what i mean!!:)

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