I polish that fucker everyday of the week. I can't get my day started the right way unless I do.
I play with mu boyfriends morning wood all the time!!
how come they were all white???.....oh yeah i forgot.....cracker wood beaters........lol
Hell.. I just Jerk off!... No Need Buying a piece of Plank!
i would be pissed off all the time if i had to worry about my dick sprouting up all the time...good thing im a girl.
You just need to love that song!
from the makers of slowdance chubby hahahaha
i love my morning wood....it makes a hell of a tent with the blankets and me and the family play fort booty knox.
this show sucks ass
you claim your not a nigger but you sure as hell talk like one.
I have moring wood right no and its freeking 3:54 pm here in cali. you want to play with it?
what can i say, "crackers" as u put it, wake up with a hard-on, slant eyed motherfuckers need to see thier women eat shit to get hard.
im glad im a "cracker"!
i have a question im a truck driver and i get fucking boners all the fucking time in the truck and it pisses me off anyone have the same prob??
uh... no. What do you think the truck-stop-hookers are for? They are a public service .... really
only if i get in my car for extended periods of time...like 2 minutes
wish I could get a boner. I smoke and drink too much and only manage semi-wood. maybe after it stops peeing for me I can mutilate it on video and send it in to crazyshit.
Hey miked..he's just pissed because he's a spotobe.. fuckin cracker? shut the fuck up monkey.
"Brought to you by the makers of 'Slow Dance Chubby'" hahahaha that's funny!
that was funny...still laughing at that one pablo!
i'd hate to wax that morning wood. i'd get splinters
Thats why I cant sleep in, my mourning wood stops by at six oclock to say high.
that is chicken robert from tv show
yeah but if i did that i would be called itchy too you know what i mean!!:)