Hoping the next leap was the leap home...know that's good comedy. The guy from quatum leap thought he was Jesus Christ!!! I love The Family Guy.
fucking peter...Homer still the best!!
Homer does have an event filled life.
If you ever want to get rid of those pesty Jehovah witness's just tell them you're Catholic. They run.
I usually tell them I'm busy killing a goat.
answer the door naked. that always gets em
According to the Jehovas only 144,000 will make it to the kingdom. What happens if one of the converts someone and that someone takes their place ? So sad, too bad.
FUCK JESUS YOU FUCK NUM NUT FUCKS, WHEN YOU DIE THATS IT DUMD FUCKS, YOU BETTER HAVE FUN NOW GET ALL THE PUSSY YOU CAN, WHAT? YOU THINK THERES A BETTER LIFE AFTER DEATH, THINK ABOUT IT, YOU AND EVERYONE IN HEVAN HAVING A WONDERFUL EVERLASTING LIFE SHIT I WOULD HATE IT UP THERE ALL JOY'EST CHEERFUL FUCK THAT, YOU NO THAT SHIT AINT GOING TO HAPPEN, AND FUCK ALL YOU WHITE HILL BILLY MOTHERFUCKERS , KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE YEA YEA YEA YEA
^^^^^^ yeah yeah yeah if i have to go through another life after this one i'm gonna kill myself right now
that was just plain retarded
Yawning gagging this shit sucks.
jesus was a homo,... here's the proof at this url youtube/v/qAmljaj5stA
^^^lmfao. i hate faith. if there was a god, every one would get what they want, and i havent been raped by multiple women at one time yet
damn cap-n...you just got to learn to laugh it off...killa you lost your 20.00 in vegas, it was red, not black...
You have nothing to worry about. Heaven is not were you're going when you die. hehehe
ye i know im not going i killed someone already so thats auotmatic hell but fuck it you fuck with me you die, yea yea yea.
Shouldn't announce to the world that you killed someone.Whether you did or not.Go to the joint and Big Bubba will take you under his wing.
Sorry folks, I'm an atheist.......swear to god I am!!!!
hahaha I liked that, that was good lol