The Holy Battle

Jesse U.
4,732 Views 1 decade ago

How annoying do you have to be to get a priest to beat on you in a church... Let me rephrase that Other than little boys how annoying do you have to be to get a priest to beat on you in a church?

42 Comments
  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    Man they're putting this stuff early today. oh yeah FIRST

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  • lyth June 13, 2006

    hahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha

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  • jgimages June 13, 2006

    i think the ladie was complaining to the priest that her son "vadochebag" came home with his butt hole ripped....so she wanted an explanation thats all

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  • yokiti June 13, 2006

    Holy shit!!!

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  • jennycks June 13, 2006

    all people are bad!!!

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  • justwrong June 13, 2006

    ^^^ especially them creepy priests. They just seem to find a way of sucking all the joy of life out of you as a child and replacing it with guilt and shame

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  • mostyles June 13, 2006

    thats the truth... christianity can be so creepy

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  • ugzmystify June 13, 2006

    ALL THOSE OBSESSED CHRISTIANS GO UP TO ME OUT IN THE STREETS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO BELEIVE AND FOLLOW GOD ...SHIT THOSE PEOPLE LOOK AND SOUND MENTALLY CHALLENGED THEY WAY THEY TALK TO YOU..FUCK RELIGION I HAVE NEVER BEEN INTO THAT ANYWAYS IM PURE ATHIES

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  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    12 years Catholic schools. A nun gave me my first bloody nose. Stood up to a priest who tryed to give me a crack and got suspended. Christian Brothers high schools. I think you have to be a boxer before they let you be one of those C. B.'s. Took so many right hooks I would beg for a left. My parents were from the old country. Ireland, so they thought getting a beating was the status quo.Been in lots of bar fights but I took more beatings just learning reading, writing and arithmatic. Still go to Mass but I never sent my kids to their schools and they're all well adjusted.

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  • lolol June 13, 2006

    Stupid nigger shouldnt have messed up the baptism.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    I'm serious. There is a lot of hiliarious things said on these comment posts. With my addictive personality, I'm hooked. Some day they'll have rehab for internet users. Seriously.

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  • cap-n_obvious June 13, 2006

    wow all that holy water is she gonna be a saint or live forever now or something?

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  • cap-n_obvious June 13, 2006

    yeah we all konow there is nothing god hates more than a nigger

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  • left4dead June 13, 2006

    And to think I was gonna let it slide that she was the only raisin in the whole bowl of rice crispies. We don't hang out in the welfare office they don't crash baptisms--it's all about mutual respect and these greasy bastards just don't get it.

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  • bitteroldman June 13, 2006

    Dam Jehovah's Witnesses. Somebody give her 35¢ to cover the cost of printing and get her the fuck out of here.

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  • pablosdog June 13, 2006

    I don't understand Jehova's witnesses. Do they actually think they saw God?

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  • stubart June 13, 2006

    AAARRRGGGHHH!!!IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!

    I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING!!!

    WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!

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  • zazu pitts June 13, 2006

    What the hell did she say to get him that pissed?

    She should have melted.

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  • justwrong June 13, 2006

    ^^^ She came at a bad time and said "HI DAD!"

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  • youngblood48 June 13, 2006

    hey pablo ...lived by a jehovas church one time...had a mean plate lunch on sat. $5.00, just couldnt take the long skirts and the boofoo hairdo's

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  • darkklown June 13, 2006

    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

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  • loth June 13, 2006

    Stpid priest...doesn't he know that holy water won't remove the black from a nigger?

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  • youngblood48 June 13, 2006

    killa you want that one....^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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  • ichy June 13, 2006

    Fucking vampires.

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  • youngblood48 June 14, 2006

    damn shit i cant even say nothing...god bless poolqt...........

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  • dj_busta_nutt June 14, 2006

    later that evening, the lady, feeling guilty for for committing an act of violence in a house of God, knelt before the alter and asked the priest for forgiveness. the priest took his communion wafer out of his pants and said "take this and eat it, for it is my body" and then he knocked her the fuck out. amen

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  • blaed June 14, 2006

    LOL, what a waste of good holy water... now they have to fill up at the tap again.

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  • calibaldie June 14, 2006

    DEAR GOD ID LIKE TO APPOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE PROFANITY, RACISM, AND SHIT TALKING I HAVE DONE HERE ON CRAZYSHIT.COM. HELL NOW FUCKEN HOLY WATER THAT BITCH SHOULD HAVE MELTED WHEN THAT WATER HIT HER. PRIEST SWINGS LIKE A WOMAN.

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  • eltrut June 14, 2006

    Typical religious fucknuts.

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  • meekneetind June 14, 2006

    ha ha ha his buttholes been tampered with..... that naughty little priest

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  • meekneetind June 14, 2006

    what the fuck ...didnt work....talking about jg comment...funny shit

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  • meekneetind June 14, 2006

    forgive me father for i am stoned

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  • dinkydaumarine June 14, 2006

    ^^^^damn meekneetkind, you do crack me up. We have so much comic relief on crazyshit whats it called when you need relief from comedy. Oh yeah, loonie, 4sal. Works for me.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 14, 2006

    Lil ugzy, did you submit this video of your baptism? Your mom was in the glass pipe so she gave you up for adoption, but changed her mind and came to get you. She wanted her lil ugzy to be a Jehovah witness, not a damn Catholic, but like you said in an earlier post, your an athiest. C'mon tweek. Come get this boy, he needs a mommy.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 14, 2006

    O.K. ugz, Im gonna shoulder my weapons. I never was a bully and I don't want to start now. You drew first though. I tryed to welcome you to crazyshit (see burning kitty pictures)and you started blasting away. Ya missed but it was your intention to plant one. So peace. Now get your shine box.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 14, 2006

    ^^^ Sorry. It wasn't the burning kittys it was the dancing dogs video.Read it this time, little ugzy, and go in peace.

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  • ugzmystify June 14, 2006

    LMAO before i thought ''damn i almost feel bad'' but now i really feel bad for you you need help...its ok it doesnt bother me ..lol not bullying nobody keep thinking dat....actually better yet keep thinking about me which is thats da most u ever do...but to be honest wit u..i love all this shit..all these lil disses back to each other its fun for me i mean this website will be wack if it wasnt for all this shit talkin..i kno i said b4 all u people do is argue but fuck it...i got nothing better to do....im not gonna cry over a weak diss by you fools im having fun

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  • cap-n_obvious June 14, 2006

    actually I think this is pretty damn funny ha!

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  • namehere37 June 14, 2006

    hahahahaha see every priest know that niggers need to be killed off

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  • youngblood48 June 14, 2006

    good now we can read your post...damn dinky trying to call a truce...and you shove it back in his face...oh well, fuck you poodle boy

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  • burton4life June 15, 2006

    thats what priest do they beat on women and rape little boys done deal

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  • gorgoroth October 11, 2006

    I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT gOD LOVEIN FAGGOT! DO THAT TO ME I WOULD FUCKING KILL HIM!!! HAIL SATAN!

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