280 MPH Isn't Fast At All

Jesse U.
5,743 Views 1 decade ago

That guy is just dipping the fuck out. It's almost like he got some chicks number, called her up and she was like I'm naked how fast can you get here?

40 Comments
  • lyth June 13, 2006

    thats kilometers per hour

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  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    Balls or lack of brains. First

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  • 2npink1nstink June 13, 2006

    i beat you dinky

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  • 2npink1nstink June 13, 2006

    fuck...i tried

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  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    Wow only got you by a minute

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  • yokiti June 13, 2006

    That's what I was going to say. At the biginning of the vid, look at the license plates on the cars, they are the long skinny ones they use in Europe. He was doing approximately 170 mph. I'm too lazy to do the conversion right now.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    Hey 2ndpink, did you see that. How did lyth slide in first. Must be a ninja.

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  • jennycks June 13, 2006

    even at 170 that is still impressive a crazy as hell all at once. i get scared at 85!!

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  • justwrong June 13, 2006

    hey! That's where shitlooker went. And here Poolqt let us think he was at her house.

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  • simon154 June 13, 2006

    280 kph = 173.98393 mph

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  • jgimages June 13, 2006

    the fucker blew right by the cops.......(last car on the vid)....

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  • commoneagle June 13, 2006

    simon154 wrote:

    280 kph = 173.98393 mph sounds about right...

    short story fer all ye shittters lookin at this…. long time ago back in a decade called the eighties bought a basket case vintage 1972-73 model Z1- 900 the precursor to the KZ series Kawasaki and rebuilt it bottom to top made real sure all was in good order before I tested the stories about it being the fastest production motorcycle in the world when it first rolled off the assembly lines.

    The county was nice enough to build a new stretch of highway just for me to do the test. It was “sweet” smooth and straight. The new Kirker header gave it a bit of an edge over totally stock bike but I bet It did what so many said it would do even with out it.

    I ran it up to 160 mph burring the speedometer and it was still accelerating when I chickened out plus I was running out of good new road mighty fast. Also that full faced helmet felt like it was going to rip my head off even thought I was trying to be aerodynamic as possible…

    oh Yes…getting the first ¼ mile knocked out took only about 10.5 seconds if we did the calculations right.. not sure about that but the stock figures were but if I recall correctly they wrote it up for a 12 second quarter. Makes me think… what is a stock quarter mile for these new screamers. I know they are even faster now by a long shot… time to run the visa bill up and getting a crotch rocket… Just remembered more trivia also if I recall correctly (smoked a lot of pot over the years and don’t’ really trust the rusty memories) J : ) …let see oh yea now I remember more trivia the Z1 is the bike that coined the term crotch rocket …not sure bout that either… need to do some research ok now I am not trying to make a book here. have fun don’t crash… in other words stay high… “or not”

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  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    About 5 years ago we had a guy in Chicago that was going unbelievable speeds on Lake Shore Drive. The cops laid for him and could not catch him. One of his "friends" turned him in. He was a bored yuppie and that is how he got his kicks. He'd do it at 3A.M. no traffic but I guess the noise was bothering those rich gold coast people and the cops where getting a lot of pressure to catch him. He lasted about 2 or 3 weeks till he got busted.

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  • mostyles June 13, 2006

    in 1969 honda came out with the first inline 4 cylinder production bike , the cb750. that was the dawn of the super bike , or the " crotch rocket" . Honda won the daytona 200 with that fucker in 1970 , running up to speeds just over 180 mph. a stock heyabusa runs 9's in the 1/4 mile. that was last years news though .. they since have come out with " busa killers " ... not sure what the numbers are for these newer bikes.

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  • prowler67 June 13, 2006

    commoneagle I have a 76 kz900, basicly a z1(zk900 has slightly smaller carbs, only difference) spedo goes up to 160mph. They were termed "flexi flyer garbage can fours" amongst the racers that used them. They had alot of balls but was a bit lacking in the handleing dept. I belive they were the fastest production bikes at the time. Fuck getting a new "crotch rocket" paid $100 for my bike and gona be riding in style. Fuck thos engines run forever, well past 50k miles.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    Which is the fastest motorcycle? I think red ones are.

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  • lolol June 13, 2006

    not mph, have you hicks ever left this country?

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  • dinkydaumarine June 13, 2006

    The key words in your little comment are"this country". That means you're here in our country. You're our guest so I suggest you drive on the right side of the road and adher to the M.P.H. way. Not the fuckin foreigner way. Welcome to America, now go home.

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  • billdgar June 13, 2006

    good 1 dinky, lolol couldnt be a wet back it can spell and speak english, but still needs to GO

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  • pablosdog June 13, 2006

    Not mph? gee, have you ever read the comments before yours? us hicks are waiting for you to leave this country. My father is a diplomat so if you want a visa to go somewhere I can get it for you quick! fucktard.

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  • hail2redskins June 13, 2006

    i have a zx6r 636 runnin maybe low 10s....the new busa killer is the zx14 runs an 8.64 1/4 mile......so fuck your little 160 mph...i been to 183.....vision got blurry from the helmet tryin to be ripped off my head i did it on a zx 10...blew right past my boy in his evo 8..like he wasnt moving i play like this in traffic all the time....its like a drug...the adrenaline rush is a fucking drug....up there with sky diving and any other crazy shit people do..I LOVE IT!!!

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  • lolol June 13, 2006

    oh sorry correction,

    wet backs*

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  • lolol June 13, 2006

    no i live in the us and i was meaning that not all places use mph and all you dumbasses get all excited over nothing..

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  • zazu pitts June 13, 2006

    The cops have a name for people who ride bikes this way, they call them "organ donors".

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  • youngblood48 June 13, 2006

    i have a bigwheels...can spin out and i dont wear a helmet...

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  • justwrong June 13, 2006

    ^^^oh yeah? I had a green machine and it OWNED bigwheels

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  • youngblood48 June 13, 2006

    damn im so ashamed...wait till i get a zero turn justwrong.... then we willtalk...HA!

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  • youngblood48 June 14, 2006

    i dont know nothing.............

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  • caocao June 14, 2006

    hate to crash the party but BULL MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT!!!! NO way is that even close to 120 mph, check out the background, and if anybody is rides please speak up

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  • caocao June 14, 2006

    is> else

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  • calibaldie June 14, 2006

    CAN I GAG NOW?

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  • sweeredwine June 14, 2006

    for all you fucktards 1 mile= 1.6 kilometer so 280kph / 1.6 = 175mph and i have had my 78 t/a close if not faster, speedo goes to 130, did that in second, racing my buddy in his 89 gt mustang who's speedo read 145(he had a superchip) as i was passing him like he was standing still.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 14, 2006

    Oh

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  • youngblood48 June 14, 2006

    hey pablo i need a visa to alabama...they would not let me in on my bigwheels...and poodle boy was behind me on a trycycle

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  • simon154 June 15, 2006

    Your right. As i sead earlier 280 kph = 173.98393 mph exactly i fucking hate it when some fucker tries to correct me and then gets it fucking wrong themselves. And then he says were fucktards. Well sweeredwine FUCK YOU!!!!!

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  • burton4life June 15, 2006

    i know there has already been a great discussion about it but yeah who would have thought it was mph, he is movin, all new bikes i think since 98 or 99 maybe later are limmited to going over 200 i dont feel like getting all the facts on it but no street bike is gonna go 280 mph come on wtf

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  • simon154 June 16, 2006

    I ride a modified suzuki gsxr1300 hyabusa turbo and thats about as fast as street legal bikes get ive had a gps varified 223mph out of it but that was with every performance mod i could find and a nitrus system going full pelt. So i dont think 280mph is even possible.

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  • mechanicman June 16, 2006

    mosstyles your fucking nuts , Honda didn't even exist when the first inline four banger bike came out. They been makin inline fours since your ganddaddy was a kid. Check out henderson , or go to a web site for old bikes and get educated. The best sounding bike I ever heard wass a antique Moto Guzzi , 1957 or so , 500 cc , v8 with more valves and cams then the law allows.

    vintagebike.co.uk/Sounds.htm

    paste that link and hear what the past had to offer.

    Or better yet , this is mechanical porno , a 53? BRM V16 supercharged , and it'ss only 1.5 liters , talk about something that is just screaming , enjoy.

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  • mechanicman June 16, 2006

    billzilla.org/engread.htm

    The brm link I forgot

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  • zedex June 18, 2006

    I'll start with the speed thing here. Never has a production motorcycle ever reached near that. You are correct that it is approx 173mph, 280kph.

    As a former owner of the CB750 Honda, Z1 Kawasaki, and a current owner of a ZX11, I can say that I have owned the badest of the bad of their respective times.

    The Z1 was only capable of 130mph at best. Alot of high dollar work would see 145.

    The CB750 was the first inline four and the first Asian bike over half liter. It was also the first production bike to offer disc brakes, front only. This motorcycle could reach about 115mph until the new generation of 79 and up. These were capable of about 135 or so.

    The ZX11 beat all speed records and ran neck and neck the fuel injected Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird, but beat the 'Bird by only 2-3mph. We are talking 179mph on the straights, 10.25 in the 1/4 @ 138mph. STOCK. The 'Busa came in and ruined the ZX by topping at 196mph, but could not beat the 1/4's of the ZX11.

    Read this:

    " The ZX11 can go from 60 to 160 in the time it takes you to read this sentence".

    That is a quote from "CycleRider" magazine.

    It is a fun and comfortable ride. The seat is much better than a sportbike seat, too.

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