Japan Air

Jesse U.
9,508 Views 1 decade ago

I'll never fly on a regular airline again. I could be flying from Miami, Fl to West Palm Beach, FL and I'm using Japan Air. That's all there is to it.

48 Comments
  • briandee June 17, 2006

    First class in my book, I wonder what the return flight will be like ?

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  • taskellusaf June 17, 2006

    damn pixels!! talk about joining the mile high club.

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  • pitbull89x June 17, 2006

    the pilots better be hittin that shit too....fucking flying people around while they're getting head and fucking....thats like driving a car with people fucking in the back seat....the bitch's friend better be ready to give some road head/cloud head

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  • archemedes_rex June 17, 2006

    Porn Mosaic does suck.

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  • jennycks June 17, 2006

    cloud head?? ummm now there is an idea......

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  • mostyles June 17, 2006

    chinks are funny..

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  • tweek312 June 17, 2006

    FYI... Chinks are Chinese not Japanese....idiot....

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  • jgimages June 17, 2006

    i was waiting for the stewardess to shit all over those guys........

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  • stubart June 17, 2006

    yeah dont you know anything, god! they're called japs. damn get your racial slurs straight. you could have used gook, it refers to all asians

    but you racists are stupid so i'll let this one slide. don't let it happen again

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  • sleezoidsycho June 17, 2006

    cool..

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  • jgimages June 17, 2006

    .....same slanty eyed shit eaters.......no difference

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  • mostyles June 17, 2006

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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  • lolol June 17, 2006

    lol thats funnay

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  • mustardgas June 17, 2006

    Gooks are viet only, I think. That is all I hear on the vietnam war movies.

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  • mostyles June 17, 2006

    lets see... slanty eyed , straight black hair , big teeth... who gives a fuck what flag theyre flyin'

    theyre all chinamen

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  • teamshowoff June 17, 2006

    fuck those gook , white power kill all japs yea yea yea slant eyed fucking cat eating gooks yea yea yea

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  • cap-n_obvious June 17, 2006

    ladies and gentleman please observe the cap'n has activated the NO SHIT EATING sign

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  • dinkydaumarine June 17, 2006

    Yeah gooks, zipper heads, slopes. Viet Nam, but they could apply to them all. I need some good ones for Canadians. They're the ones who have been bashing us a lot lately. Frogs. Whatelse?

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  • dinkydaumarine June 17, 2006

    ^^^^ Someone once told me that gook was a Korean word for foreigner, but I wouldn't go to the bank on it.

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  • yokiti June 17, 2006

    dinky- Of course I am rusty, It has been 10 years since I was in Korea, but I remember them using "gook" in their language. But as I remember it, Hangook = Korean, Megook = American.

    I do remember that the Korean language is referred to as Hangul.

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  • stubart June 17, 2006

    ""Gook:(U.S.)military slang since 1899, applied to Fillipinos during the Fillipino insurrection of 1899, and later revived for Asians during the Korean War and Vietnam War. It derives from Gugus, the Tagalog word for "tutelary spirit". May have gained currency during the Korean conflict, since "gook" in Korean means "country; "Migook" is "American"(literally translated,'Migook means'beautiful country')and "hangook is "Korea".(((POPULARIZED TO INCLUDE ANY ASIAN))) after it's widesread use during the Korean War.""

    'from the encyclopedia section of dictionary

    on a side note it's sad that their word for beutiful country and America is derived from the word use to disrespect them

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  • dinkydaumarine June 17, 2006

    Yes, their words always sounded short and choppy to me, as compared to japanese.

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  • dontpanic111 June 17, 2006

    Italy 1 - USA 1 . Congratulations USA on holding the Grease Monkeys to a 1-1 draw, you have now joined the rest of the world !!! Welcome !

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  • hoogivzachit June 17, 2006

    Not bad until the pilot goes Kamikazee.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 17, 2006

    Have a festive Saturday night and see ya in the A.M. Lilugsy I hope you find somebody to buy beer for you and your homeys. The brothers from the carwash got it for us way back when.

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  • yokiti June 17, 2006

    I did not know all that history, yet I am happy to see something that seems to support my dim memory.

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  • justwrong June 17, 2006

    Hey Dinky... Did'nt our boys call the gooks dinks back in Nam?

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  • ugzmystify June 17, 2006

    oooooo now i kno where da turbulence comes from

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  • youngblood48 June 18, 2006

    goddamit...ritfflmao...

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  • poolqt June 18, 2006

    Thats HOT!!

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  • yokiti June 18, 2006

    No... Not saying you didn't hear them though... I have been gon a long time. I do remember several phrases... Mostly the ones that the bar girls would use. I also remember one more... cybal-shipsekiya. That basically was the worst of insults. whore, stupid motherfucker level.

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  • mfaymidas June 18, 2006

    When can I use my flequent fryers mires to avair of these services?

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  • meekneetind June 18, 2006

    i think the japs or chinamen ...whatever they are ....have something here,cuz if this was real they would make so much money

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  • zedex June 18, 2006

    If you wanna have fun with a Jap female, just tell her this, "ching, ching. pello, pello".

    If she doesn't remove your face, you're in for a blowjob.

    BTW, the dude doing the stewardess from behind is the co-pilot.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 18, 2006

    Yeah jw thats another one. Theres more too, but they elude me right now.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 18, 2006

    See and somebody on an earlier post made fun of me cause I mentioned that Im getting an education here on crazyshit, and I don't have to deal with a nun smacking me every time I laugh.

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  • stubart June 18, 2006

    sorry wasnt trying to be an ass. i was just proving that i was right gook refers to all asians. i'm not very intelligent so when i say something i try to make sure its right, and in this case i actually wasn't so sure and i did a little research(very little)score 1 for the dumb guy

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  • dinkydaumarine June 18, 2006

    No I appreiciate the research. I've been throwing that word around for nearly 40 yrs. Now I know where it came from.

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  • zazu pitts June 18, 2006

    That's funny, on American carriers the cuctomer gets screwed.

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  • ~ever~ June 18, 2006

    Is this a class they teach for 1st class on their flights? I think the pilot was showing them the correct stance and grip. But he was going at it too fast and in short strokes. Whose fliing the plane?

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  • iraqiseatshit June 19, 2006

    what the fuck was the point of that distorted pixel censor anyway? I could still see everything anyway. asians are fucking retarded

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  • ichy June 19, 2006

    Haven't you guys ever seen that old bugs bunny cartoon where he is handing out bad ammo to the Japanese? Saying things like "here you go zipper head..." Think he covered everyone in the book. I speak Hangul pretty well, near fluently, but is funny how americans when they are there pick up what they think are insults, but either have completely different meanings or are butchered beyond an recognition. Besides now most of the bar girls are flips or russians and probably don't understand korean.

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  • kevin_kev June 19, 2006

    id pay extra for that shit

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  • jgimages June 19, 2006

    ...hey ichy ...i don't know how them fucks say itover there but here we say it like this........fuck you.....okay ichy and if you wanna scratch something here's my dicky......

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  • pablosdog June 19, 2006

    OK now you cannot pretend you don't understand why everybody thinks you're a beaner. You do it too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  • calibaldie June 19, 2006

    FYI chinks are chinks ok if your eyes are slannted you are a chink. Same thing if you are from south america you are a beaner. If your from canada or france you are a pusssy.And if you from anywhere in from mid america you are a sisterloving, insest,country listening music redneck, any ?'s

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  • jgimages June 19, 2006

    ....okay pablo spit out the jizz from your mouth and say it again cause so we all can understand what your trying to say........

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  • tulipgirl June 25, 2006

    I just got my wings on Friday. They didn't discuss this in training, AT ALL!

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