Steve Colbert : The 10 Commandments

Jesse U.
2,525 Views 1 decade ago

It just goes to show that our congressmen are full of shit and don't know what the fuck they are talking about. That's just scary when you think about it.

32 Comments
  • ugzmystify June 19, 2006

    oooooooooo shit where am i????

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  • boydy June 19, 2006

    they arent our congressmen, they are yours

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  • wileys_farm June 19, 2006

    its not a bad thing????? maybe a good thing?

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  • mostyles June 19, 2006

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.......

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  • jgimages June 19, 2006

    goddamn crackers........

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  • dinkydaumarine June 19, 2006

    Dont get dizzy up there and fall, lilugz, I cant catch you and type at the same time. Maybe jg'll catch you and take you home.

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  • sleezoidsycho June 19, 2006

    definition of a republican; pullin shit on the

    public in the spirit of the public good,without

    EDUCATING themselves about the shit pullin topic...

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  • justwrong June 19, 2006

    I was always taught that there were fifteen commandments but Moses dropped five of em on the way down

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  • dinkydaumarine June 19, 2006

    ^^^^ Hey jw. Always glad to see ya.

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  • jgimages June 19, 2006

    hey just your right i think moses fucked up....i bet the 11th commandment would've been " thou shalt not bang your sister or mom".......this wouldve confused alot of you redneck motherfuckers

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  • dinkydaumarine June 19, 2006

    Damn every time I go back to check my email I got 50 million spam on there. I fucked up somewhere. Phone calls are 65% tele marketers, regular mail is solicators. I'm on the list baby. Give to charity once and they get ya. Don't give nothin to nobody. Fuck em all.

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  • calibaldie June 19, 2006

    Well. Shit. Hum. Where the fuck is this dipweed a congressman?

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  • findher69her June 19, 2006

    MY ANSWER WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SAME, ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS SOME SHIT ABOUT COVETTING SOMEONE WIFE!

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  • justwrong June 19, 2006

    Yep. No.11 Don't extract pleasure from thine sisters womb No. 12. The lord thy god givith you beer, for which you are well pleased. Enjoy with hotdogs and sourkraut. (that one always confused the hebrew folks) No. 13. Keep the Sunday sabbath holy, and fill it with Football No.14. Cut the tips off of thine penis, so as to avoid smegmatic cheese. No.15. he who smelt it dealt it

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  • 2npink1nstink June 19, 2006

    ^^^^^ you are good! 13. fill it with football and beer, but i guess that's just automatic!

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  • zazu pitts June 19, 2006

    Classic!! That elegantly defines the neocon right wing in a nut shell.

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  • tweek312 June 20, 2006

    His name is Stephen not Steve!... and he rocks! Watch the Colbert Report right after The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

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  • ichy June 20, 2006

    ... no better place... like say a church? This guy is great.

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  • blaed June 20, 2006

    lol, History of the World part 1, great movie! "here I have fifteen commandments! *slip crash* oy... ten...ten commandments!"

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  • dinkydaumarine June 20, 2006

    Unrelated babble. Just waiting for the new stuff. I get tons of spam. A lot of the shit is other crazyshit wannabe type sites. I checked them out and they're pretty lame for the most part. Right here we have the best comedians, philosophers, intellectuals, not so itellectual , and the gem of gems, lilugzy.

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  • jgimages June 20, 2006

    ....dinky you okay??? we love you too

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  • dinkydaumarine June 20, 2006

    ^^^^maybe not. Just trying to obey the voices in my head.

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  • pablosdog June 20, 2006

    maybe a better building to put them in would be his home. Oh, and by the way, just cause somebody has an (R) next to their name doesn't make them a Republican. This guy is an embarrassment to the NRC.

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  • dinkydaumarine June 20, 2006

    Come on lilugzy, REVILLE REVILLE GET UP!! Im up, jg's up. GET READY TO RUUUBLEEE

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  • vadouchebag June 20, 2006

    what spicks dont have the 10 commandments? thats why u fuckers dont have any "family values" i know u dont understand what im talking about. and its ok. we americans dont expect you to be able to comprehend( that means.....to grasp the nature, significance, or meaning of...) its just not in a spicks nature. so keep talkin shit u worthless scumbag.

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  • justwrong June 20, 2006

    Sorry that your party was infiltrated and overtaken by these unpatriotic neo-con fucktards. However, as a loyal republican it is your duty to blindly protect them from all aspects of liberal ire, is it not? Fiscal conservatism is out the window, but thats O.K., the R's are in power. Small government is flushed down the toilet, but that's O.K., the R's are in power. The whole friggin' party has flip-flopped on it's core values from the last 150 years, but that's O.K., they have the power. Keep voting for those swine, even the embarrasments, just as the dems will vote for their embarrasing representatives. (Kennedy,Fienstien et.al.) Tired of all these ass-clowns yet Pablo? I sure as hell am sick of em all.

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  • jgimages June 20, 2006

    ....vadouchie your flapping your gums again ......read the post i did'nt say that you assholes dont have the 10 commandments.....you have the 10 commandments the idiot on the video couldnt remember them.....sort of like how you don't remember the 10 times you got it up the ass remember...... thats all relax there mr internet tough guy......

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  • dinkydaumarine June 20, 2006

    Just ask teamshowoff about those fucking republicans

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  • jgimages June 20, 2006

    grasp the meaning of family value??? i don't think fucking your own sisters and mothers is considered family values....but then again thats normal for you redneck morons....

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  • northernwhites June 20, 2006

    and to think, the majority of the people in his state think that this fucktard is smart, well its their state my hate.fuck them all

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  • geargrinder65 June 21, 2006

    THAAAA LAAWD WANTS A NEW PAWSH AND DA MAIN MAN WANTS ME TA DRVE IT!!!!......give me your money$$$$$

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  • xantradorn December 8, 2007

    I can connect. in Poland, the Party of Fucks hung a X in the parlament. Babilon rules supreme or what

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