Chris Angel: Walking On Water

Jesse U.
5,291 Views 1 decade ago

WTF!!!! How the hell does he do that shit. Makes you wonder about that man they called Jesus. Walk on water my ass.

43 Comments
  • rockybalboa June 28, 2006

    You had best unfuck yourself or I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK! Don't speak shit about Jesus. BTW 1st ASSHOLES!

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  • rockybalboa June 28, 2006

    Walk over water my ass. You can see he is walking on transparent platforms. Tell him to walk in circles and the whole illusion is fucked up. All of them witnesses are just accomplices. Also you can notice camera work here. You have been enlightened.

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  • frizzank June 28, 2006

    I agree. Jesus was full of shit. Just a dude that was good at illusions. Probably did it like this guy, to get money.

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  • tonybova June 28, 2006

    I think I was fucked up enough a few times to THINK I could do that.

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  • princessara June 28, 2006

    how the hell dose he do that

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  • hail2redskins June 28, 2006

    it doesnt matter how he does it...all that matters is..its an illusion....people...if u know its fake...why do u even care....ITS FAKE.....and if i had been there....i woulda called him out......i would said run around.....do it back wards with ur eyes shut.....u fucking PHONY...i might have punched him in the face for being such a fraud...u bitch sand nigger...go back to iraq u fucking towel head terrorist

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  • sleezoidsycho June 28, 2006

    as soon as he steps up to the concrete the

    camera pans back to the pool, exposing the

    transparent,submerged gangway...

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  • jgimages June 28, 2006

    thats about as real as some of the internet tough guys on this website...

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  • justwrong June 28, 2006

    I liked it better when The Cars did it on that video back in the eighties

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  • devildog04 June 28, 2006

    I can't stand this guy or his fuckin videos. They're all bullshit.

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  • devildog04 June 28, 2006

    You can't bitch about something like that, you're not going to change someones opinion. Don't get on here and try to sell your religion, that's exactly why we are at war right now!!

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  • kkkkilla June 28, 2006

    True. True dat

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  • monkeypirate June 28, 2006

    how bout yall just let the kid be a dumb fuck and not let some small shit like that piss you off too.

    let him be a little immature dickweed.

    as for the video? well this guy is just an awesome illusionist.

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  • kkkkilla June 28, 2006

    You'll be meeting Him soon. Tell him to His face he's full of shit. Offer him some money too and see what it gets ya.

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  • mostyles June 28, 2006

    all this jesus talk .. good thing christians arent like muslims, or they would be doing the 'allah snackbar' chant and trying to kill people.. and in other news.. anyone wonder why thos chris asshole guy is wearing a jacket with a fucking hoody? must be chilly out there by the pool..

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  • hydrochronics June 28, 2006

    religion is bullshit...money scam goddamm preachers ride around in caddies, oh lord jesus.....gimmie all ur money..fuckin niggers too,hey baby ill be back in a hour lets go buy a caddie stupid ass white ppl, hey kkk ur a nigger hardcore nigger and im not talkin tough ur a pussy ,internet tough guy my ass ur a nigger thats all. oh and gayabaldie FUCK U TOO U NIGGER!U FUCKIN PIECE OH SHIT, ARNOLD LOVES U THOU LOVES UR PUNK ASS AND THE KKK LOVES U KILLA ,U PUSSY, UR A FUCKIN PUSSY ASS NIGGA, BIG TOUGH GUY. JG UR JUST A FAG.JG LOVES TO SUCK COCK! OK UR ALL REAL TOUGH ON THE COMP BUT IN REAL LIFE UR JUST PUSSIES!

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  • hydrochronics June 28, 2006

    NIGGERS!

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  • hydrochronics June 28, 2006

    UR ALL NIGGERS, U MAKE MY SICK,NOT LOOKIN FOR A REPLY ,NIGGERKILLA WILL REPLY THOU HE'S THE BIGGEST PUSSIE ON HERE, REAL NIGGER TOUGH GUY AND FUCK U KILLA FOR WHAT U SAY AFTER THIS I DONT CARE UR ALL BULLLLLLSSSSHHHHIIIIITTT!, U KNOW WHY UR A NNNNIIIIIGGGGGEEEERRRRR!

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  • jgimages June 28, 2006

    ....hehe........oh shit its internet man......better hope your computer doesnt shut down.....cause you won't be able to be a tough guy........

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  • fucktard June 28, 2006

    Can't we all just get along?? lmfao

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  • snoboarder June 28, 2006

    im new, and im a kid but whats with all the racial shit. its depressing. we are all Americans. if a garden only had one color flower it would be boring. you need all colors, sizes, and types to make it beautiful. i know people will tell me to go somewhere else but my crazyshit bill is paid. im staying. if you want to fight go see the recruiter. the ones spewing all that shit only do so cause theyre safe behind the computer. what about the video. now theres an idea. ill just post stuff about the video. 95% of people here are smart and funny. its that 5% that sucks.

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  • tuffguy June 28, 2006

    ^^^I'm newer than you and I say get the fuck off. Weak white punk. I'm a Mighty Whitey from Oakland Calif.

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  • rockybalboa June 28, 2006

    Hey, what if I say your mother is a whore and your father is a motherfucking welfare sucking redneck? Do you like what I say? I guess you would spout out a classical "FUCK YOU"... Well I say FUCK YOU if you talk shit about Jesus. What the fuck do you know about Jesus? How many books have you read about him? Have you read the bible? Have you researched on the Internet? The fact is you have nothing to believe in, and judge other just because you haven't done your homework. Watch your surroundings and see God is everyfuckingwhere, all the magnificent things in this world and the universe proclaim the greatness of his maker. If you are stupid enough to think all these things happened just because a series of random events ocurred...then I have nothing to talk about with you. Give me something better to believe in and I will consider it. In the meantime if you fuck with Jesus you fuck with me. ASSHOLE!

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  • rockybalboa June 28, 2006

    Lol that's my nigga! I understand people may choose not to believe in Jesus or God, but what fucking pisses me off is they try to make you look like an idiot just because you believe in something.

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  • zedex June 28, 2006

    This illusion is done by using thick plexiglass shaped like an upsidedown square "U". There are several in the water and the edgs painted a faint silver color so he can see the edges and knows where to step a bit further out. This how the people in water are able to bob their heads around him.

    As for the people in water, certainly he would not let just anybody in the water; they have to know what the deal is. Also, look back at all of his tricks, you see the same folks over and over again.

    He is an illusionist, nothing more-and a not very good one, either

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  • taskellusaf June 28, 2006

    that's nothing i've seen lizards run accross water on animal planet!!

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  • tuffguy June 28, 2006

    THE ALMIGHTY WHITEY FROM OAKLAND TO TELL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS QUIT KISSING "MY FRIEND THE NIGGAR" ASS THERE ARE ONLY A COUPLE STAND UP PEOPLE ON THIS FRUITY TUTTY WEBSITE. BUDOMAN of the OAKLAND ANGELS HAS SPOKEN

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  • justwrong June 28, 2006

    ^^^heard the Branded Few whupped yer ass

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  • spittinvenom June 28, 2006

    this is just another bullied school kid tryin to get some attention kinda like david blaine

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  • tuffguy June 28, 2006

    YOU LITTLE TURD NO SUCH THING EVER HAPPENED. WE SQUASH ALL ESPECIALLY THE OUTLAWS.WE REIGN SUPREME OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD. UNDERSTAND WORLD

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  • calibaldie June 28, 2006

    Now we all nknow tuffguy is lieing he saais hes a white dude from oakland

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  • tweek312 June 28, 2006

    Fuck Jesus in the ass.

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  • eyenbackofhead June 29, 2006

    u guys have serious religion problems the holy bible wouldnt be over 6400 years old if it wasnt true and back then u couldnt use illusions!!!!!!

    obvioulsy chris angel could possibly be the antichrist i know all u satanists want to belive that!!!!!

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  • kkkkilla June 29, 2006

    Rocky, I knew ther was something I liked about you...LOL

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  • jc1321 June 29, 2006

    wow ur really fuckin stupid. yea, it has to be true since its so old. That one part about the sun rotating around the earth is definately true too huh? oh and what about the earth bein flat with four corners? its in the bible so it must be true right?

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  • tonybova June 29, 2006

    I'm sure every body see's through your bull shit tuffguy. Tuff guy, yeah. Another tuff guy. You're no more a Hells Angel than I am Mother Theresa.

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  • tonybova June 29, 2006

    Zedex you're right. After you told us that I watched it again and I could almost see his props. This is one of his lamest tricks. What about those people he levitates. Are they part of the show?

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  • jgimages June 29, 2006

    hey tweek.....your lost...... sad to say

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  • badboy69 June 29, 2006

    Will some 1 shoot that fuck, i dont know whos the dumbest....him for thinking he can do all this shit or the other fucks cheering on him trying to make it look real

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  • mike_d June 29, 2006

    Illusion 1.something that deceives by producing a false impression. 2.a perception that presents what is perceived in an unreal way.

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  • pitbull89x June 30, 2006

    wow jg i'm beginning to see why you hate white people...hydro? are you fucking serious right now? and tuff guy hahaha what a fucking joke....prolly some punk ass 13year old bitch who just watched a special on the hell's angels and jerks off at night to the thought of being one.....fucking pussies

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  • ishotjfk July 2, 2006

    too bad the clear walkway didn't break..it be much more entertaining to see the asshole fuckin drown. if i were in that pool...i wudda pushed the little bitch off...

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  • richonaids December 15, 2008

    dont look up.

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