Zebra Vs Lion

Jesse U.
10,277 Views 1 decade ago

One day I would love to able to sit back and witness a lion take down a animal. That would be pretty fucking cool. Watch them sneal up and just fuck them up.

30 Comments
  • 123654 July 6, 2006

    FIRST (IM DOING THIS TO PISS YOU OFF)

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  • dpdiddy July 6, 2006

    ^^^ it's working

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  • cap-n_obvious July 6, 2006

    i hate it when asshole programmers try to make shit out to be more then it "the zebra tries to drown the lion" bullshit he was just trying to get away

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  • devildog04 July 6, 2006

    The lion plays I.N.S. and the zebras are illegal mexicans...

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  • justwrong July 6, 2006

    What has four legs and goes..niggacrackerniggacrackerniggacracker? a zebra

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  • spittinvenom July 6, 2006

    lame video

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  • pablosdog July 6, 2006

    for god's sake please tell me you know some better jokes. That one was terrible!

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  • dinkydaumarine July 6, 2006

    Fuckin right. That was one lucky Zebra though.

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  • justwrong July 6, 2006

    O.K., O.K, yeah it sucked. What did the vampire say to the teacher? See you next period. Why did the pirate get an A on his English paper? Because he was Arrr-ticulate. What sort of V.D. does a pirate get? Gon-ARRR-reah. Where does a pirate take his date for dinner? ARRRRbys

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  • tonybova July 6, 2006

    The lion looked embarrassed. "Gee hope nobody witnessed that"

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  • cap-n_obvious July 6, 2006

    the arby's one is funny, as for the rest don't quit your day job

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  • cap-n_obvious July 6, 2006

    if you really have to tell pirate jokes tell people this: A guy walks into a bar and sees a pirate sitting at the bar. GUY:"Holy shit are you a real pirate?" PIRATE:"aye" GUY:"wow you got a wodden leg a hook and an eye patch!!" PIRATE:"aye" GUY:"so tell me how did you lose your leg?" PIRATE:"one day I was trying to hide me treasure under the water and a shark come along and bit off me leg" GUY: holy shit!! and what about the hook how did you lose your hand? PIRATE: " one day we was boarding an enemy vessel and one of the bastards cut off me arm!!" GUY: "that's insane! what about your eye?" PIRATE: "well one day i was up on the deck and a seagull shit in me eye" GUY: "huh? wait a minute you lost your eye because a seagull shit in it?" PIRATE: "aye it was the first day with me HOOK!!!!"

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  • rockinfool July 6, 2006

    Good one Cap-n..... Aaarg!

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  • satanburger July 6, 2006

    What looks in the mirror and gets smaller and smaller and smaller? A baby brushing its hair w/ a potato peeler.

    Why can't Jesus eat m&m's? They fall through the holes in his hands.

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  • voodootrucker July 6, 2006

    in your face i'm last untill next guy

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  • youngblood48 July 6, 2006

    next guy.......jw maybe you need to drink more often...ha! i think the zebra knew just what he was doing...made that bitch of a lion go scratch a tree....ride a zebra... save a cowboy....hey tony you still got my bets on sno and dinky...

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  • youngblood48 July 6, 2006

    cap-n damn fine joke sir....wahooooooo...

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  • taskellusaf July 6, 2006

    That's why you just go to the grocery store to get your meat......... stupid lions.

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  • justwrong July 7, 2006

    Pirate jokes rule. O.K., what kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday? Nun. whats the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? the taste. What goes into 13 twice? Roman Polanski

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  • dj_busta_nutt July 7, 2006

    a guy goes into the patent office to patent his new invention. the patent guy says "good day sir what have you got to patent today?" the dude says "ive bred a hybrid form of apple that tastes like anything i want it to! try some!" the patent guy takes a bite of one and finds it tastes like ice cream. another tastes like chocolate. finally the inventor declares "try the last one, it tastes like pussy!" the patent guy takes a bite, and immediately spits it out. "oh my god, that tastes like shit!!" "oops" the guy says "your biting the wrong side"

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  • justwrong July 7, 2006

    O.K., this dude from alabama walks into the doctors office with his fat ugly wife and say to the doctor "I wanna git a vasectomy" The doctor inquires about his age. "28." How many kids do you have? queries the doc. "I got nine" Holy Sht!Nine? Why do you want a vasectomy now? "Well we heard that one out of ten kids in america is born mexican....and we don't know spanish"

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  • jgimages July 7, 2006

    you guys are all fucked..........lol

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  • rockybalboa July 7, 2006

    ARSEHOLE ANIMALS

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  • youngblood48 July 7, 2006

    yeah aint it cool....

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  • youngblood48 July 8, 2006

    how many new yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb...none, you know you cant screw in a light bulb

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  • meekneetind July 9, 2006

    lmao.....heres one.....what do you do after eating a vegetable....you put her back in the wheelchair.....why do pirates have steering wheels in their pants....arrrg it drives me nuts

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  • youngblood48 July 9, 2006

    one day the pope tours the baton rouge area...pope says to the driver...every where i go i've been driven ..i want to drive, driver says sho pope you can drive...driver gets in the back and the pope takes off...zooom 80, 90 mph...ole bouxdreau sitting under a bridge trying to catch speeders and the pope zooms by....he pulss him over , gets out and taps on the window and the pope lets the window down...i'll be right back says bouxdreau...hey sherriff i got somebody very important stopped out here yeah...bouxdreau, he more important than the great govenor of our state, oh yeah boos he mo important than him, bouxdreau he mo important than the sherriff of this great parrish..oh yeah he mo important than you boss...who you got out there bouxdreau....i dont know but he got the pope driving him....

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  • douthinkicare July 16, 2006

    devildog04 wrote:

    The lion plays I.N.S. and the zebras are illegal mexicans... yeah and thats the INS fucking up:)

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  • freddy July 16, 2006

    Rocky VI :

    In the red corner Rocky. 'Come on Punk'

    In the blue corner 3 adult lions. 'Euh ! Get me outta here.'

    Grrrr, grrrrr, chomp chomp.

    No rocky VII

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  • dagget49 January 28, 2009

    Owned!!!

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