Contest Winner: Microsoft Tech Support

Jesse U.
2,802 Views 1 decade ago

I have no idea what the fuck this guy was saying. Now imagine trying to get technical support from a guy like this. That blows like a two dollar hooker on nickel night.

17 Comments
  • chemogivah July 21, 2006

    The graphics are awesome!

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  • darkklown July 21, 2006

    that sucked donkey dicks on a summer day i know i should write poetry

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  • darkklown July 21, 2006

    baayyyayyyayay!!!!!

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  • bigjim July 21, 2006

    Yeah, that's customer service these days.... Call your ISP when there is a problem and after navigating endless automated prompts you finally get some hagi reading from a fucking script telling you shit you have already done. After 30-45 mins of that waste of fucking time you may get lucky and be placed on a call back list for a real tech here in the states.... Fuck yeah!

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  • sleezoidsycho July 21, 2006

    so much to say ,so little time...

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  • buckfush July 21, 2006

    well obviously the flux copasitor is broken

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  • stealmywheels July 21, 2006

    stupid

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  • kkkkilla July 22, 2006

    DELL....Damn corporations cant get cheap labor here to fatten their greedy ass pockets, so they move to where they can, like India. Who gives a shit if we cant understand what the fuck they're saying.

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  • meekneetind July 22, 2006

    they would be better off hiring infants to work these calls

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  • jgimages July 22, 2006

    hey shitlooker thats hysterical........i have the same fucken problem when i go to dunkin donuts....i can't understand a fucken thing those fuckers are saying

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  • vadouchebag July 22, 2006

    tank u

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  • 4leftturnsx500 July 22, 2006

    J.G. I seen your pics in the forums with x-zibit, Daz Dope! What you drivin' man?

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  • koochie_eater July 22, 2006

    don't buy anything that you can't fix or upgrade by yourself; either that or get a 3 year warranty.Tech Support usually gives you the run-around,seldom fixes the problem & Hope you get really pissed off enough that you'll eventually hang-up out of disgust.When i Buy electronics or a laptop/desktop computer, i usually get a 3year warranty on it. If it Screws up, i bring it back and complain,bitch then they either fix it or give me a new one or better (Usually It works)!

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  • mad cow July 23, 2006

    shit looker,lol,,,,yur so fuckin right...techs these days dont need to manage the language,,they just need to pass their computer multiple choices,A, B, or C and they get the job.My dogs communicate better.

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  • coondick July 24, 2006

    Bah! this reminds me too much of reality...

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  • lackafortnight July 25, 2006

    hi, thees ees delamkan, i will be your testicle support fur dee edening... how kin i hump you?

    i don't think so, outsourcing gives me great pleasure, even moreso when i find out what word he -really- can't pronounce... then, finding a way to force him to say it again and again while i chuckle softly in selfish satisfaction...

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  • yomama01 August 5, 2006

    needs to learn english badly, meaning, take a class in learning the english language before ranting on and on about some technical computer bullshit over the phone.

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