Machete Wielding Fool

Jesse U.
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You know what they say about someone who brings a Machete to a gun fight. They usually say what an idiot!!!

34 Comments
  • 00buck July 27, 2006

    That guy must be on PCP

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  • shocker420 July 27, 2006

    1st

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  • zedex July 27, 2006

    Swing-blade shoulda known life was gonna get ugly when he saw the rifle. No amount of swinging is gonna stop the flying lead

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  • princessara July 27, 2006

    he was tryin some old jackie chan shit

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  • netheo July 27, 2006

    He hit the first 99 bullets away but the 100th one eluded his blade. And the Shogun assassin lived no more. RIP.

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  • flex July 27, 2006

    i cant believe he made it 14 steps toward him before he fell the shooter i think got a little nervous and wasnt exactly aiming all that well

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  • sleeko July 27, 2006

    Flex; that right there is why cops are trained to keep shooting until the perp stops what he is doing or they run out of bullets. You notice hao the shooter is backing up as he is firing. Adrenaline can carry a man a long ways.

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  • rockybalboa July 27, 2006

    ARSEHOLE!

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  • juevos_grandes July 27, 2006

    rattattattattattattattat, DEAD!!!!

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  • nutty July 27, 2006

    THE CUNT PROBABLY THOUGHT HE WAS KEANU REEVES IN THE MATRIX!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA

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  • rappaport July 27, 2006

    muhahahahahah

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  • ramafistfadge July 27, 2006

    flex i cant believe you counted his steps!!!well i cant believe hes wearing slingbacks with them linen pants????????

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  • buckfush July 27, 2006

    well once again you people have no idea what is going on, probably is a chinese farmer who is trying to defend his home and property from being seized by their government, this guy had more balls than most of you because when our government tries and takes your people's property you will probably lay down and not fight, may god bless that man

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  • stubart July 27, 2006

    google search "eminent domain"

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  • koochie_eater July 28, 2006

    I saw this footage before...it was in the Philippines. The Story was that the guy w/ the Machete was ordered to leave by the Military coz they're trying to evacuate the area to capture Rebel Muslim insurgents on the way there in that site. Thinking that those guys in Green Fatigue Uniforms are out to seize his property and drive him away by force, apparently He did not want to leave and He Called their bluff. He was riddled w/ Lead coming from M-16 & AR-15 Rifles. This Footage was released to the International press and those Soldiers were ID'd; Brought to justice, Tried in a Military court,convicted and was Court-Martialled and sent to prison for Murdering a civilian. No One won this Battle.. :(

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  • depraved012 July 28, 2006

    Hmmmmm,buckfush you may be right, that may be what happened. But there is a line between brave and fucking stupid. Running at people with guns with a machete is venturing into the fucking stupid category. Obviously he had never heard of living to fight another day.

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  • pablosdog July 28, 2006

    once again we have buckfush here to tell us what is really going. what a relief to not have to think for ourselves. without one iota of information he is able to tell us the entire backstory. thank you dr. fulachit!

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  • ichy July 28, 2006

    They probably went there with the intent on killing him, I respect the guy. If I am to be shot dead, that is how I will go.

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  • kkkkilla July 28, 2006

    Lotta lead hitting dirt. He shouldda stood still.

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  • toronto July 28, 2006

    Why is there always some charlatan chump like "koochie_eater" who make up these elborate stories about clips?

    You seem to have extensive knowledge on the clip koochie, you even "know" what rifles the filipino's are using.. Interesting conclusion, especially since I found that the filipino domestic army use ak-47's..

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    Another interesting little factoid is that you said the solidiers were "brought to justice", I don't know about you - but I think they could argue self defence, as the man does have a weapon and seems to indicate a threat.

    I agree with backflush, that most of you people are braindead and immediately jump to irrational conclusions.

    This is my first post - but expect to see more of me..... For all you simpletons that thrive in putting "1st", you are a pathetic.

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  • boydy July 28, 2006

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MUPPET!!!!!!!!

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  • jp5er July 28, 2006

    What was funny was that guy that was shooting was starting to retreat!

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  • buckfush July 28, 2006

    pablo the chinese have mobile death vans, reported by main stream media, they pull up and kill ya on the spot, they are harvesting the organs of the falung gong, a religious group in china, this is all reported, all you have to do is google it yourself, i need not bring evidence of my posts, if you can think for yourself why not go and google something and learn and do research for yourself and not be spoon fed

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  • cap-n_obvious July 28, 2006

    please, do you really think it's that easy to kill the machette wielding ninja farmer? some say he's not really a man at all but rather a demon

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  • koochie_eater July 28, 2006

    Toronto: First of all...YOUR'E AN IDIOT!!!Have you even own Military Weapons? I seriously Doubt it.I own some back home.I know that clip because My Niece works at Philippine News & she told about this and I served in the philippine armed forces years ago.That Shit your'e talking about AK-47's?...Only the Muslim Insurgents have that,courtesy of Al Qaida.The Philippine Government doesn't allow you as a soldier to have that.We Know our weapons. Look at this CHUMP; a pathetic weapons expert...I Think Your'e The Charlatan and the CHUMP!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • lovemonkey July 29, 2006

    that's crazy! Went dowm psycho style

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  • juevos_grandes July 29, 2006

    tell him how the fuck it is going to be koochie. if this is your first post toronto you have alot to learn about crazyshit, everyone is friends here except pope the dope, he is just a steaming pile of wasted flesh and oxygen, blame canada, fucken canooks!

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  • koochie_eater July 29, 2006

    juevos_grandes: Thanks Bro! these canucks i tell yah man, They think they know weapons.They're not even allowed to buy them,let alone have them. Never will I live in a country that the Goverment will not allow you to defend yourself against their own tyranny. 70 years ago there was a man by the name of Adolf Hitler who right after went to power, the very first thing he did was to disarm and confiscate the private weapons of the German people. And so was Joseph Stalin. I thank the Lord Everyday that here in America (Depending on what state you are) they still believe in the Second Amendment,Which is the God-Given right of every american to posess & Own Firearms. Hey Toronto: try that on for size!!!

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  • toronto July 29, 2006

    Well both kootchie and juevos are complete retarded. Like I said, I researched what guns they had just to laugh at koochie for being such a tool... GUESS WHAT - Everything I said was true. Anyone who will blindly believe some moron like koochie is beyond help...... I don't care if you guys are friends or lovers, if you say something stupid - I'll expose you...

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  • koochie_eater July 29, 2006

    Toronto;do us all a favor & just stay were you are in Canada.go ice-fishing or something. we don't need fucking canucks here in America!

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  • biggus_dickus July 30, 2006

    I couldn't have said it better myself dbcoop.......priceless.

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  • cap-n_obvious July 31, 2006

    hey i did some research i read this entire thread and here are the findings: toronto is a fucking moron, the facts speak for themselves gentleman

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  • campo September 11, 2006

    LMFAO@"Canuks".. fucking Hosers.. damn canada blows..they strive to be so hard like America.. only theyre a much more pussified version at best.

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  • iamdrunk June 5, 2008

    i agree with zedex

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