Lobster Claw Syndrome

Jesse U.
6,277 Views 1 decade ago

She better watch out. It's lobster season, and I think she may qualify.

29 Comments
  • frizzank July 30, 2006

    wonder if it will make hand jobs better

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  • fucktard July 30, 2006

    rub some butter on that bitch

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  • 123654 July 30, 2006

    must be difficult to wipe her ass

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  • monkeypirate July 30, 2006

    LMFAO. i can see this being an old television show. Its the Lobster Family!! crustacion like humans make me laugh

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  • rappaport July 30, 2006

    exterminate the all the members of that fuckin family...lobster aliens

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  • findher69her July 30, 2006

    THERE IS ONE THING WE KNOW ABOUT THE DEFECT! IT DONT STOP YOU FROM EATING, YOU FAT FUCK!!

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  • skullman July 30, 2006

    holy fuck,its DR. Zoidberg

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  • nutty July 30, 2006

    Did Dr Spock have lobster pot syndrome then????

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  • ramafistfadge July 30, 2006

    so whats your hobby?......erm.i like smokin.hahahahahaha

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  • briandee July 30, 2006

    Yup, the disability does not affect the use of a knife and fork!!!!

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  • gundevil July 30, 2006

    I'd hit it, until she touched me with one of those things

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  • youngblood48 July 30, 2006

    damn she can knit....hem those pants up bitch...fucking hippy...

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  • imbetu July 30, 2006

    you might think you would him your pants to match the length of your legs ... especially if you were going to make a fuckin film... I guess lobsters arn't that smart

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  • lovemonkey July 30, 2006

    put her in a boiling pot

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  • redcalx July 30, 2006

    STOP FUCKING FAMILY MEMBERS THEN YOU YANKY ( LMAO BRAIDY IS SUTCH A YANKY NAME) INBREAD FREAX

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  • koochie_eater July 30, 2006

    You people heard it from the Narrator;...it's a Genetic Defect.It doesn't make her and her Family less of a Human being,Still worthy of dignity and respect.I have seen worse; like the Elephant Man (Proteus Syndrome) and Anencephaly (Really deformed Head).I admire their courage to face this defect.Don't make judgements or critism on people like her,someone you know or dear to you might have babies or relatives may have like this or worse. My heart goes out to them... :)

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  • 4leftturnsx500 July 31, 2006

    I know a family that has retardation from generation to generation and our taxes are supporting these vegies. Some of the children are in care homes and others are living at home in large cribs (beds). They get $700 a month from the government, plus they get cribs and wheel chairs that costs over $2000 each! My question is...Why the fuck do we let these people keep breeding? Get them fixed for Christ's sake!

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  • depraved012 July 31, 2006

    If i was like them i wouldnt take shit from people. Just add a piece of elastic and you have a fuckin built in slingshot. Call me Lobstergirl will ya? Take that! Crustaceans rule! Poor fuckers.

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  • kkkkilla July 31, 2006

    Inbreeds. Takes "stick with your own kind" to a whole new level.

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  • biggus_dickus July 31, 2006

    Yeah I'd have slingshot hands like depraved said. But if I knew that it was passed down from generation to generation, I think I'd adopt instead of putting my child through all the ridicule you know he or she is going to get from their peers. Whay put your kids through that if you can prevent it, selfish fucks.

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  • jack-hammer July 31, 2006

    craw ,,,,,, not craw

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  • pablosdog July 31, 2006

    they probably don't want to have kids, it's just really hard to use most contraceptives with hands like that. Well, I guess that's not true. She certainly would have no trouble swallowing a pill or two. hahahaha

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  • jacksonsguilty July 31, 2006

    And like her ocean-dwelling kin, she's afraid of boiling water and melted butter.

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  • stealmywheels July 31, 2006

    SAVE US BATMAN PENGUIN LIVES!!

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  • burton4life July 31, 2006

    yea enough inbreeding

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  • dizmo August 1, 2006

    I got some drawn butter and a lemon. Im gonna invite her freak ass over for dinner!!!

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  • dizmo August 1, 2006

    AND MAYBE SOME DOGGYSTYLLE TOOO!!!!!

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  • buddha August 11, 2006

    do you realize that that the ATOMIC BOMB was really the cause Go back in History US Americans caused that shit to happen because of the bombs we dropped on Hiroshima ????

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  • beer_man September 20, 2009

    i know how to fix this-STOP FUCKING BREEDING!!!

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