One Smooth Criminal

Jesse U.
3,854 Views 1 decade ago

Not only does this guy steal a Laptop,but then he decides he's going for a second one, and gets away with. It just goes to show, no one can be trusted.

41 Comments
  • bildo619 August 6, 2006

    crafty fucker

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  • kkkkilla August 6, 2006

    Unsuspected cause he white. That's who's robbing us blind. Had a case at work. A new black dude is suspected at the sudden stealing. Turned out to be a white long timer who knew the black would be the obvious suspect.

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  • jumbo118 August 6, 2006

    WAY TO GO STICKY FINGERS!!!!

    GREAT CAM SHOTS!!!!

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  • miked August 6, 2006

    fuckin funny. looked like he was drunk.

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  • likemeballz August 6, 2006

    another idiot caught on tape......i guess the wheel stopped spinning....

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  • boydy August 6, 2006

    kkkkillla. u r just talkin shit tryin to get back at us more superoir white folk.tryin to get your black, crack smokin ass off the hook. it was probably you if it did happen

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  • netheo August 6, 2006

    He was looking around the whole shop and missed the 5 cameras.

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  • the ridgeruner August 6, 2006

    Ok stealing is a crime. But if it was a black inplace of this white man, some one would have been shot,stabbed or smashed in the face with a fire extinguisher. Blacks = Violent Crime

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  • koochie_eater August 6, 2006

    See For white people commiting a crime(Any Crime),be poor & Dirty...Doesn't look good on them!Blacks & other minorities; It looks really good to be a criminal and they're Really good at it!!!. I wonder why is that!? I guess if your'e white, everyone assumes that you're Good & Kind. If you're a Minority, They Really watch you!...I'm a Minority but for some reason...I always prove to anyone whose white That i'm trustworthy,speak their Language,Follow their rules & can Emphatize with them.So Far,I'm accepted!.I wonder if this is the case for Black People & If not...why!?

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  • kkkkilla August 6, 2006

    Boyby you ain't a superior race except in your dreams. Scared of a black man's potential so you do all you can do to keep him down. The epitome in violent crimes, murder and thievery is you mutha fuckin crank-head pale-faced freckled up shit eating slime. Fuck you nasty nazi swine. You ain't runnin shit but your mouths. Go tongue kiss your lab, grab a can of potted meat and crackers, you crackerz, and shut the fuck up you spineless, dickless pricks.

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  • eyenbackofhead August 6, 2006

    all i got to say is when us white ppl do a crime we have the brains to get away with it!!!!! unlike the stupid ass nigger that busted the clerks nose w/ the fire extinguisher! 2 days later he was caught high as hell on crack!! go figure!!!

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  • imbetu August 6, 2006

    toochey(sp) but look he never hert anyone "FUCKIN WHITE THIEF"

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  • koochie_eater August 6, 2006

    Hey kkkkilla: In Defence of boydy;...face the truth: it is in a Nigger's Blood to commit crimes because they still have that"Slave" Mentality.They face Violence, Drug Addiction,No-Education AND Always complain they're being discriminated against.WELL DUH!? Also,It is always in their nature to destroy themselves.Now mind you; I said NIGGERS; NOT African-Americans!Now if this Niggers would just get an education,finish it,go find a job & work they're way up,pay taxes like the rest of us and get their dignity & self-Respect back,trust me on this one: They would not need to do this.I'm Filipino; I have 2 FULL TIME JOBS & i'm not even born here; Brother...You Can't get one!!?? WTF!!??

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  • darkklown August 6, 2006

    I have two points to make 1 I am white and when I go in to most stores the mofos running the place watch me like a halk 2 that white stupid mother fucker didnt hit,kick,or throw anything at anybody im not saying its okay im just saying some people have different ways of stealing LIKE THOSE ENRON BASTARDS

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  • 4leftturnsx500 August 6, 2006

    Ok my turn...I'm not black like Killa, I'm not red like Youngblood, neither am I white like Poolqt, I'm light blue...wait I forgot I had these fuckin' "smurf" tinted sunglasses on! Let's see...OK, so I'm lightly toasted white…not cracker white...but my point is...no matter what color your skin is, we all have these fuckin' no brain assholes, who ruin it for those of us who respect each others rights and privacy! Koochy has a good point...To say all blacks are Niggers is just plain stupid. Lynn Swann of the Pittsburgh Steelers is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. I worked at his home and he treated ME like I was his master. He carried my toolbox in from my truck, he helped me move his furniture, and he left for a jog and told me his house was mine, to get whatever I wanted from his fridge! This guys a millionare so you would think the tables would be turned...I'm done!

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  • tebo78 August 6, 2006

    Black man's potential?? Take one look at 95% of Africa...They've had that whole continent to themselves for millenia, and are still taking baths in cow piss. Yeah!, they've really succeeded. Wait, our British friends have succeeded down at the southern tip in South Africa. CASE........&.........Point

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  • 4leftturnsx500 August 6, 2006

    BTW...This must not be from the USA because the cars are going down the wrong side of the street!

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  • koochie_eater August 7, 2006

    hey tebo78;...You're talking about Africa: I'm talking About The Black Man's Potentials HERE IN THE UNITED STATES!!!BTW;The very reason why Most of Africa is still poor & Still Taking a bath in Cow Piss is Because They're Lazy,Un-Educated And they have (Africa's a continent;Depends on what country)One of the Most Corrupt Leaders in the known free-world.Lawrence Kabila, Idi Amin, Mobutu are some examples.How In Johannesburg S.Africa runned by the white man is very prosperous!?...What do they have in Johannesburg that the rest of Africa don't have!?...BRAINS!!!That's what!Also don't forget there's always wars the rest of Africa due to rebels,Renegade Military Leaders and the like...

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  • depraved012 August 7, 2006

    I dont give a fuck if your black, white, green or your dicks tartan. Theres wrong and right. If you think its ok to go in to a store and steal, then you really are a nigger! and that can be any color. Double standards make me laugh. When O.J. got off, a lot of black people thought it was great.White people thought it was wrong. What was wrong was that he was treated like a lot of people with money and he got off to a crime he obviously did. And come on people, i know the jury said not guilty but lets be real for a moment. Theres right and wrong. Thats my point. Take your choice, but color means nothing. If you are a criminal, your color is black and white stripes as far as im concerned and your skin means nothing too me. fuck you criminal cocksuckers!

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  • koochie_eater August 7, 2006

    hey depraved012: Amen Brother...you hit the nail on the head dead-on...AMEN!!!

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  • kkkkilla August 7, 2006

    As I said, you runnin nothing but your mouths. Your facts are twisted. You're still doing nothing but finding ways to degrade the black race, why, because it's in your blood. Whitey invaded africa and fucked the people up just like they did america and the natives. Oppressed and abused them. Murdered and raped their children and women. Held jobs and education for whites only. It's a shame we had to have a civil rights movement, affirmative action, and other things to get rights. Us who built this country under the supervision of whips, guns, and chains, still don't have a LAW giving us our right to vote. Makes you fucks real proud don't it. The writing is on the wall for all the wickedness you contribute to this world. Like Rome, your day is coming. The ugly thing about it is, the good have to suffer with the bad.

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  • kkkkilla August 7, 2006

    koochie, I dont give a fuck what race you say you are. Color don't matter. You sound like just another nazi redneck. Maybe thats who raised you. You some foreign exchange student??

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  • rainking187 August 7, 2006

    "Sir, what's that inside your coat?"

    "Oh these? These are just my huge balls."

    Seriously though, this is why like every electronic store (except this place apparently) fucking glues these things down.

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  • monkeynutsryou August 7, 2006

    man kkkkilla is the most hypocritical racist i've ever seen. ur one them black folk who think u can just talk to white people ne way u want. u have to remember, not to long ago we were wippin you and fucking your old ladys..and that was just for fun. so just calm your horses and be happy that we let you go. n respect of white people because your a piece of shit and we should be your role models if nething.

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  • monkeynutsryou August 7, 2006

    shit i am proud, theres a reason we got away with it then, and there is a reason you will never bring us down. its just the truth, even if u ever got lucky and did bring us down, u would all die off soon after neways bc 99% of black arent worth a shit neways. whos gonna be your doctors? scientist? engineers? haha u plan on movin the dude from the mcdonalds french fry machine to be your brain surgeon? rriiigggght. jus shut your fuckin mouth

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  • kkkkilla August 7, 2006

    Fuck You Too Monkeybreath. I CAN talk to racist rednecks any way I want. They, and YOU gets no respect from me. Straight up scum of the earth. And right...You ain't wipping us like you used to. We ain't having it. You gets the beat down now, and you know it. And we got our own doctors, scientist, and engineers. ME RACIST???

    I never judge a redneck until he prooves himself to be. You, you monkey cum slurping, shit throwing ape, is a true 11yearold redneck. Fuck you.

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  • dpdiddy August 7, 2006

    the casual talkin on the cell exit is a sweet move. the phone is probably stolen too, just an inoperable prop. hee.

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  • sleeko August 7, 2006

    It's simple math, and numbers don't lie.

    Blacks are suspect most often, because blacks commit an obviously disproportionate, amount of crime.

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  • boydy August 7, 2006

    haha i have just realised what a hypocritical fuck pig kkkkilla is, whats with all these childish insults kkk got no real arguments, why is that, oh yes because of your EDUCATION, if you can call it that. all you need to do to survive is (1) knock up your old lady, (2) claim benefits, (3) blame racism for your lack of potential and finally for the occasional bonus (4) commit violent crime on your superiors (whites) for your crack money...... i am NOT a nazi but i would have LOVEDto have been, i would have taken great pleasure in gassing your scummy race... HEIL HITLER!!!!! however i do not have a problem with the jews like hitler did, why???. well because they are hard working, educated, and well mannered. unlike yourself and your 'race'...YAWN... how many times do you need to swear.. just proves what a childish, uneducated, monkeylover you really are

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  • commoneagle August 7, 2006

    kkkkilla wrote the first slash in the bich fest and started the white black shit... some all i have to say to kkk killa is look at your stupid handle and think...

    want things to change for the mass cool black people out there stop acting like a nigger that is on a pitty pot. Lots of black people pull themselves out of the getto and make good lives for themselves. thing is they don't go about bragging it up. like you crybaby black who think the whole world is against them or that the world owes you because years ago blacks were dragged over here by asshole whites. now i started rambling i will shut the fuck up now.

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  • koochie_eater August 7, 2006

    kkkkilla,I'm not a foreign Exchange Student.I'm a U S Citizen in this country,became Naturalized 6 years ago. AND; I was NOT raised BY Nazis as you may assumed.I was just stating the facts that NIGGERS,(NOT African-Americans) are The Blight & The scum of American Society (Aside from The Proverbial Illegal Aliens,but that's another story).Now here's the thing kkkkilla: When are You going to accept the bitter Facts & truth about your race of people!?...Other races of people are accepted in this country...EXCLUDING Your Kind. Asians are accepted,so as the Europeans, The Indians from India, and the other races.Your kind Commit 75% of all the crime in the US: You're Lazy,You Rob, You Cheat, You Steal, You sell drugs, You multiply like rabbits,You crowd & Fill the prison system, You drain the welfare system and abuse it,and most of all!?...YOUR KIND DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HONOR IS.That's The Sad Fact.And I speak in behalf of all the guys here.

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  • kkkkilla August 8, 2006

    Nigger This, Nigger That... That's all you asswipes ever got???? Boyby, or are you really MO? I guess all stupidity sounds alike. I know you ain't talking about ME with childish insults and swear words, as you so called it on one of your other ignorant posts. Are you in a mirror you hypocrite. Up there trying not to use your usual swear words so you can bash me and say I'm uneducated, trying to look all intelligent and shit. Here's a swear word for you, or a few...FUCK YOU YOU NEO-NAZI FUCKTARD. Your wishing you were Hitlers' right hand man shows just what a worthless rat turd you really are, besides being dum as they cum. And I don't need an argument to realize the fact that YOU are a fuckin ignorant ass redneck and wouldn't have the balls to step to any black man and talk your shit, just like the rest of you pussies, And all your so called arguments are just invalid stats you YOU put in your heads feed your own ignorances. What a bunch of dumbshits. Is that enough swear words for yo cracker ass???Here's another one..GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER.... koochie, you stupid ass. Kissing up so you will be accepted by whitey. A good man never has to kiss ass to be accepted. You act like a redneck, you talk like a redneck. And don't give me that bullshit about "there's a blackman, and there's a nigger". You fucks see any person with black pigmentation, man, woman, or child, as a nigger. Your ignorant minds are too simple and dum to tell the difference. Who the fuck do you think you're fooling. Surely not me. Koochie you're just another (whatever the derogatory name is they got for your race) to them ignorant fucks. MAN-UP...Quit being a bitch and stop kissing their racist lilly white asses. Commoneagle, STFU. My handle is KKKKILLA because I hate racism and the fucks that practice it, or are you too dum to figure that out. This world would be a better place if that mentality were dead.

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  • boydy August 8, 2006

    all we are saying you fucking nig nog is that black people commit most of the violent crime in your country. face the facts. and YES on the surface there must be some hard working blacks out there (like yourself) most BLACKS play the discrimination card, blamig us for your lack of respect !!!THAT IS JUST A FUCKIN EXCUSE!!! these then become low life scummy NIGGERS. YOU SHOULD LEAVE FAMILY OUT OF THIS BECAUSE YOUR KIDS WILL PROBABLY BE KILLED BY A CRACKDEALER ON THEIR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY.. go and play with them while you still can, because they will probably play the discrimination card and one day feature on this website, robbing some poor bastard for crack money

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  • boydy August 8, 2006

    and YES on the surface ALL blacks are NIGGERS untill they prove themselves otherwise

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  • kkkkilla August 8, 2006

    ^^^^^^^Just what I thought from a mindless prick as yourself. Ass backwards. Well to me, all whites are just white people, until they prove themselves to me racist crackerz such as yourself. Go change your name again MOSTYLES, but this time come back as a person with since.

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  • koochie_eater August 8, 2006

    Hey Boydy: Amen to what you just said to kkkkilla...AMEN!!!.Hey kkkkilla...my my; I have never see an Angry Black Man Coming from your statements. :) Did Me and Boydy hit a nerve in you!!??. Apparently That's a resounding YES!. Look at this fool claiming He's againsts Racism but he himself calls everyone white a cracker...WTF!? Practice what you preach kkkkilla. Oh & BTW; I'm not kissing a white man's ass...I just happen to agree on the way he created things like Progress & Order which you happened to be Clueless about. :D LOL!!!!

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  • kkkkilla August 9, 2006

    ^^^^^STFU kid. You're so weak. Like a drowning man grasping at straws. Such a pathetic ass kisser. Not all whites are crackerz...Just whites like you. The understanding of a 3yo. Your handle fits you well, leaving out the eater. It's one thing to be a pussy, but a racist pussy win the stupidity award. Fuck you, you walking, talking tampon.

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  • boydy August 9, 2006

    aaaahhhh little baby black boy seen his fat arse.. who the fuck is mostyles.. my name is BOYDY. ROBERT BOYD is my real name i live in north wales.want any more info? telephone number? address? you can come and rob me if you would like me topersonally stick a 2 by 4 up your arse. and i hate ALL blacks with the same attitude as you, you ghetto bitch. all you have ever called us, your superiors, is crackerz. with a Z so you think you look cool, when ranting and ravin your hypocritical bullshit. i aint no hypocrite. i never once denied bieng racist. unlike yourself. anyway gotta stop writin cos your mums callin me

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  • kkkkilla August 10, 2006

    Fuck off byboy, I don't give a shit who you really are. You're still scum to me. Dazed and confused, you don't even know who you are. You're one ignorant fuck who will stay ignorant, you fuckin nigger. your whole town is most likely just like you. Uneducated hicks. Fuck yourself.

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  • boydy August 10, 2006

    shut the fuck up nigger. i am bored of you now. but it was fun arguing with you, but its all a game to me. but before i go i have one piece of advice for everyone............fuck nigger cotton pickers and WHITEPOWER

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  • uninterested January 29, 2009

    Ok kkkkilla and all you other bitches. Watch this youtube/watch?v=Q17z3UqLeHI

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