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posted by Jesse U on 8/29/2006

Captin Hook To You

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jd8coke
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123456 loves bukkake from french monkeys smoking weed!
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posted on: 08-28-06 @ 11:22 PM

eyenbackofhead
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i’d like to have a super powered magnet handy if i ever see that muthafucker!!!
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 12:32 PM

princessara
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he was prolly picked on alot in school unfairly
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 12:34 PM

andycz
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captin dumb ass to me!
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 12:43 PM

bacord18
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nice hair..it draws the attention away from the 4000 barbells in your skin..
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 1:12 PM

~ever~
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it’s a she. And wouldn’t it suck if it got an infection?
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 1:43 PM

sleeko
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Translation: I don’t ever want a job, nor do I ever want a decent piece of ass. Straight or fag..
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 1:47 PM

eyenbackofhead
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lmao~ever~!!!! u cant see the side burns on that dude?
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 1:55 PM

king_dingaling
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Some one give that thing a hug. Then a shower.
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 2:14 PM

kkkkilla
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Eye. I think it IS a she. I’ve seen women with sideburn like that.
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 2:36 PM

yokiti
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I’d like to put him in an MRI machine just to see what happens.
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 2:54 PM

4leftturnsx500
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^^^He’d fry!
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 3:17 PM

the ridgeruner
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If you ever got put in the klink, you have to remove boot laces and jewlery/ear rings. This one would take a little time.
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 3:36 PM

simon154
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Oh mand i would love to walk past this fucktard with a high power magnet
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 4:53 PM

twxxx
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people like this need to die.
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 4:56 PM

pnutt
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Nope its a guy...with too much time and money on his hands.
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 5:02 PM

sawyerrog
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i bet he stinks because he cant use a wash rag with soap
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 5:15 PM

sawyerrog
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id like to kick that fag in the mouth with my workboot
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 5:19 PM

doods
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silly rabbit
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 5:31 PM

teamshowoff
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WHITE POWER K.K.K. HELL HITLER
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 5:44 PM

pinkslit
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Scruffy unshaven fat ugly fuck.
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 6:57 PM

samdog
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Pop ’im in the microwave! The light show would bring flashbacks from the ol’ college days!
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posted on: 08-29-06 @ 7:19 PM

imbetu
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imagine layin down??? do people like that sleep?
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posted on: 08-30-06 @ 12:01 AM

imbetu
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Honey ! My back itches ... could you please scrath it?... sure honey let me get a tooth brush...OHHHHH thank you thats great... up ...no down... no...right .....sorry honey... i’ll be right back...(she goes to the garage,and gets an ax) Now, where does it itch?
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posted on: 08-30-06 @ 12:20 AM

tweek312
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Whatever floats ur boat.
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posted on: 08-30-06 @ 1:42 AM

biggus_dickus
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Someone pierce his fucking dickhole closed so he can’t breed and contaminate the rest of the world. How fucked up do you have to be to even consider something like this let alone think that it looks attractive. Whatever you do don’t get into a fight because that’s your ass when someone pulls your entire fucking back off. And if it IS a chick....I really don’t know what to say.....
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posted on: 08-30-06 @ 2:13 AM

depraved012
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I wanna get one of those giant magnets and suspend him in mid air where we can through things at him. Should be fun.Let him down in a couple of weeks.After he dies.
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posted on: 08-30-06 @ 4:18 AM

jdarren
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FUCK THAT SHIT WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HE GOING FOR HERE
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posted on: 08-30-06 @ 12:18 PM

thedeadpoet76
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This guy is trying to get into the Guiness Book of World Record for having the most piercings. He is getting actual piercings, not some little pussy 20 gauge needles all down his arms like the who did/does hold the record. On a side note, I bet he doesnt go thru airports much...
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posted on: 08-30-06 @ 7:19 PM

wac301
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Iam fellin better imbred dug a hole u should be in it
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posted on: 08-30-06 @ 7:27 PM

pierce8506
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all right here we go. so you wanna talk shit about me, wanna kick my ass, and think i should die. well to all of those who want this kind of shit here’s a little invitation for you. i work in ottawa illinois at the pit studio. all you have to do is come into the pit studio tuesday thru saturday between the hours of 1 and 10 and we can really settle this shit. oh and here’s some words of advice. before you talk shit find out the real story and it’s real easy to type shit instead of saying shit to my face. and here’s a little comment as i’m closing this. to all those who called me a fag well your girlfriend wasn’t saying that when i was fucking her in the ass and saying i was the best she ever had.
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posted on: 08-31-06 @ 2:02 PM

pierce8506
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sergical stainless steel isnt magnetice fuck stick
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posted on: 08-31-06 @ 2:10 PM

pierce8506
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this is the guy who did all of the piercings im havin fun reading all of your comments i have never seen so many inbred ignorant retards together at once is this a convention........by the way the barbells are not magnetic and you ever thought do any harm to him them you have to get through me.........and as far as him being a man are you just retarded he is more of man then you will ever be..........and all of the piercings came out an hour after the record.....to the rest of you dont be mad because you will never be remembered for anything other then being a shit talker.....and by the way you are all just a waist of so called human life....o by the way fuck off
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posted on: 08-31-06 @ 2:16 PM

xxfingerbangxx
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Fuck you dick-you are the fucking freak people used to laugh at in high school and by the way just wanted to point out you mispelled waste...FAG
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posted on: 08-31-06 @ 10:24 PM

pierce8506
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actually fuckhead i got along with everyone in my high school class so you can lick my sweaty ball sack. second off like i said before it takes no balls to post something on the fucking internet. shit a fucking 3 year old could do this shit. so if you wanna make something of it there’s an invitation up top for you to come see me beat your little fucking dick loving ass. bring it bitch.
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posted on: 08-31-06 @ 11:13 PM

imbetu
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Hey big mouth if your so worried about it than why’ed you put on the fuckin net? Make that mouthes...
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posted on: 09-01-06 @ 12:20 AM

biggus_dickus
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Is that you in the pic giving the piercings? You do look like an internet tough guy...I bet everyone on here is very scared now.
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posted on: 09-01-06 @ 5:26 AM

pierce8506
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first off i didn’t put the pics on the net. alot of newspapers, radio stations, and other people did. no i’m the one getting the piercings and you should be scared cuz i’m not the most sane person around. i’ll stand up to anyone no matter how big they are and i fear nothing. the bottom line is that when my life is all said and done at least i can say i’ll be remembered for something and did something that not many people can say they even did let alone tried. unlike all you fucks who just sit at your computers like fucking nerds talking shit to people all fucking day long.
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posted on: 09-01-06 @ 1:40 PM

tattoo_u
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this is the person that did the piercings and do you know what biggus_dickus you are nothing but a bitch i would fucking beat the shit out of your ass without even thinking about it you inbred fuck you only talk shit because you know that we cant get 2 you there is a word for that.........o yeah BITCH yep thats the word and all you will ever amount 2 is an accident nothing but a cum stain on your mothers disease infested cunt so once again you are such a big man come here the invitation is open....once again nothing but a BITCH
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posted on: 09-01-06 @ 2:18 PM

biggus_dickus
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Eat shit & Die. Better yet eat shit & live. If you’re going to get upset over some comments on some site on the internet then I suggest you push yourself away from your keyboard and go find a life and a girlfriend fucking immediately. Most of the poeple on here are cool, unlike you two fucks who only comment when you have something ignorant to say or make petty threats we know you can’t back up, I bet 95% of the people on here could kick your ass, hence your big words and so called "invitation"...get the fuck out of here with that juvenile shit. If you’re not going to comment on the pics & vids or say something funny for us to read then get the fuck out of here because we don’t want you. And I would love to see someone on here bust you in the fucking mouth, make a video of it, send it to crazyshit, and we would all have a good laugh about how some fag got busted in his lip for talking shit. Oh and I almost forgot ...your Mom’s a cunt.
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posted on: 09-01-06 @ 3:15 PM

biggus_dickus
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And I’m from St. Louis...which isn’t that far away from Ottawa Il. Man I’d love to see the look on your face...Uh duh duh uh It wasn’t ME that said that uh uh it was my friend and he’s not here, fucking pussy internet tough guys man, you gotta love em’
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posted on: 09-01-06 @ 3:22 PM

gop_stoner
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lol, you’re the one in the pic doing the piercing? You talk a lot of shit, for a gay midget. What, your daddy not love you enough, so you got to go around looking like a freak? All you faggots should be rounded up and shot... but from a distance, so we don’t get your AIDS filled blood on us.
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posted on: 09-03-06 @ 6:31 AM

ramafistfadge
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh for fook sake did i miss all the action? ill have to scroll back now and read it all!giz a minute
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posted on: 09-03-06 @ 8:48 PM

pigbenis
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hey fingerbang, im glad you know how to spell waste and all but... mispelled is spelled "misspelled".... you dumbass
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posted on: 09-05-06 @ 3:30 AM

evil_jiggly198
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wat a prick... no no really that looks like it hurt alot... i wonder what he was thinking.
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posted on: 09-11-06 @ 3:46 AM

parade
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I’d so do him. ):
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posted on: 09-25-06 @ 5:02 AM

deathbunnee69
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pierce8506: hey hey hey.... come over to my place... i want you to pierce me. pleeeease? i’ll love you. I’ll be your best friend, and pay you better cum on you know you wanna :D i need my nipples done too, so I’ll letcha do that too
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posted on: 12-12-06 @ 12:59 AM

pierce8506
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just e-mail me at pierce8506@yahoo and we’ll talk from there.
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posted on: 12-16-06 @ 4:32 PM

misslatin215
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FREAK
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posted on: 02-06-07 @ 4:41 PM

synth_doll
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Hes sexy:D
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posted on: 08-13-07 @ 5:39 PM

loopyloopz
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nut case
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posted on: 08-21-08 @ 1:11 PM

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