Can You Fit In There?

Fuckers so fat he can't walk, now that's a problem.

31 Comments
  • hornet6 September 2, 2006

    Holy snapping duckshit!! Get up and walk you fat fuck!!!

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  • loft3166 September 2, 2006

    You fat disgusting slob never come outa your house again

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  • tweek312 September 2, 2006

    FULL LIFETIME WARRANTY: Not covered if over 300 lbs. Only skinney ass grandmas deserve Turbo-Walkers.

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  • wicked_m4 September 2, 2006

    Check out the right rear tire. I think he'd better invest in some 10 ply tires.

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  • xshaniquax September 2, 2006

    fat fuck

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  • teamshowoff September 2, 2006

    good pic of eyenbackofhead yea yea i guess hes covering his eye thats in back of his head you fat white mothere-fucker yea yea yea

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  • syris2304 September 2, 2006

    Its fucked up because in this country that fat mother-fucker would be considered disabled. That is fucking bullshit. We as working Americans have to pay for that fat worthless fucking piece of shit.

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  • hornet6 September 2, 2006

    ^^^^^Couldn't agree more!!^^^^^^

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 2, 2006

    ^^^^^^^^Me too!^^^^^^^^^ Die you FAT FUCKER!

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  • pinkslit September 2, 2006

    what a pretty colour the straw is

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  • calibaldie September 2, 2006

    Why didnt he get that drink supersized???????????????????????

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  • biggibb September 2, 2006

    is it just me or do all fat people wear the same outfit?

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  • teamshowoff September 2, 2006

    love and peice my brothers and sister, we all need to get along with each other. let the hate out of your heart and love they neigheor , what a wonderfull world this would be if we treat each the right way so god bless you my brothers and sisters and may god be with you . your friend teamshowoff

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  • imbetu September 2, 2006

    and with you....^^^teamshowoff

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  • king_dingaling September 3, 2006

    fucking towel head

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  • gop_stoner September 3, 2006

    God DAMN! What fucking size are those PANTS? Looks like thay got a lot of room in the crotch though... I have a big dick, so I have trouble finding jeans that feel right... You know what's the best about having a big package? When you are talking to a chick, and they keep glancing down at it. And I'm white, thank you very much. =)

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  • depraved012 September 3, 2006

    I have some advice for this dude. Heres some things he needs to avoid. Keep away from "more","extra", "smorgasboard", avoid terms like, "all you can eat", "supersized", "made with lard", "extra helping", "bucket of.." Stear clear of anything that is "extra creamy","made with butter".

    Avoid things like "people", "humans", "mankind", "children", "friends".

    Become very familiar with such things as "isolation", "hiding", "going away", "staying at home" and finally,

    Become on intimate terms with "shotgun", "Head Trauma"' "hanging" and suicide;

    Die you fuck die!I dont want tolerance. I dont want to accept you! You make me fuckin sick to my stomach! Did you eat a fuckin country! When have you had enough? Put down the fork, put down the spoon, But PICK UP THE KNIFE AND PLUNGE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN INTO THAT BEHEMOTH BODY OF YOURS.TEAR THE THOUSAND POUNDS OF LARD FROM THIS GROTESQUE PARODY OF A HUMAN AND JUST FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!1 Is that all you can do?-Eat? you could clothe all the poor people of the world with the material covering your body.You must have no woman, no point to your existence but to eat.Pick up that shotgun, make sure you get your whole head in front of the barrel as its a fuckin huge coconut on top of your whale like body.....Pull the trigger...Eat it! yes eat it! You know you want to...We all want you to....And JUST FUCKING DIE.....

    I was going to hell for this....But this cunt killed himself and took up all the room!!hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahha.

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  • depraved012 September 3, 2006

    This previous comment was brought to you by our good friends at Jenny Craig.give Jenny a call today...go on just pick up the phone...If you can you fat fucks.

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  • biggus_dickus September 3, 2006

    Why even wear a belt when you got that fucking giant front orb hanging off your disgusting blob like torso. I bet that fucker could grow potatoes on his taint. At what point do you realize it's too much? I think it's when you have no hope of ever seeing your dick EVER again. I can't imagine what this fucks homelife is like. Hmmmm sleep, then eat, then sleep, then shit (assuming he doesn't wear a diaper) then sleep some more, then have someone wash him probably with a towel tied to a stick. Fat is one thing...this is fucking pure gluttony. He should have his asshole welded shut and be force fed Mexican food like the guy on that movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and that fag Brad Pitt.

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  • eyenbackofhead September 3, 2006

    the fat guy from austin powers finally swallowed mini me!! lmao!!!

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  • twxxx September 3, 2006

    biggus_dickus you should write a book.

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  • pandochka September 3, 2006

    He was force-fed canned spaghetti in Seven, not mexcican food.

    He shouldn't drink that slushie, it'll go straight to his thighs!! *rimshot*

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  • biggus_dickus September 3, 2006

    ^^^I know I just figured Mexican food would give him indigestion quicker hehe.

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  • commoneagle September 3, 2006

    I think number one first post meant to say unholy quacking turtle poop....

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  • ramafistfadge September 3, 2006

    look he has his ass on the front?

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  • johnbjones September 4, 2006

    That's some sick shit there. Fat ass probably doesn't know what it's like to be hungry.

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  • jubaji September 6, 2006

    I lost 10 lbs this year so far, get off my back!

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  • misterbriggs November 16, 2006

    isnt that johnnycakes from the sopranos?

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  • misterbriggs November 16, 2006

    bif [butt in front]

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  • misterbriggs November 16, 2006

    mangina

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  • innocentman November 12, 2011

    Fat piece of fucking genetic garbage.

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