If this were me, I would walk around with no pants on.
WHY??? That dude has some serious issues! How do you even fuck with all that shit on there????
That would be great. I could read pictures while I give him a blowjob. :)
would you really suck that, pinkslit?
people like this need to die
Bet he sets off every metal detector in the airport just to get the body cavity searches.
Could you imagine the guy that performed all those piercings. Sick guy
how in the world does this man gets any ass at all
THATS AN OLD DUDE WITH THE ONSET OF OSTEOARTHRITIS, WORSE THAN MINE! MUST BE GOING THROUGH HIS THIRD CHILDHOOD
wanna scare this guy?.. break out an electro magnet (the kind they use at junk yards)... seriously- dont be mad at your penis and poke holes in him
he should run naked in a lighting storm
He has got some old ass tattoos on him. If those wings on his dick were real I bet it'd fly away from his stupid ass.
Either his wife has a rusty cunt or his boyfriend has a rusty asshole.Either way is not good.Still, maybe he will die soon.
Where's that stingray when you need him?
nah leftturns he cant swim in saltwater it would burn too much!! lol
diducthat is killing me today, lmao
he's a sick sick fuck bet he fucks a lot of fattys and listens to blue oyster cult or hank williams. I'd fuck him anyway..might feel good that is if he could even get hard.
holy shit on a stick!!!! piercings are a bit over the top ... but the tattoos are fucking awesome!!!
PEACE OUT FUCKERS!!!
I bet his mom is proud
He probably walks around holding it like that all the time...all that metal weighing it down...
i'd fuck him.. my x had his done 9 times :D
Hang a used tampon off me ear and call me cyril. is that a peircing in yer knob mate
metal detecters suck
how do u pee wold it not leek all over
December 7, 2016 TDR...
December 5, 2016 GO...