Fingering It Out

I guess you can say being married cost him a finger.

33 Comments
  • jd8coke September 7, 2006

    teamshowoff is Mutley from wacky races! Go hump your crackwhore mothers leg you cock sucker!

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  • kkkkilla September 7, 2006

    Ouch...Flashbacks. Reminds me of getting my thumb snached off...Damnnnnnnnn

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  • imbetu September 7, 2006

    I don't get the last pic? Did'nt they sew it back on?

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  • eyenbackofhead September 7, 2006

    thats why mechanics dont wear their wedding bands @ work!!!

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  • king_dingaling September 7, 2006

    Why's he fingering his stomach? people

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  • davcommander September 7, 2006

    As you can see, the first pic shows a traumatic denuding of the tissue. (The tissue was stripped off the bone). Had the bone been taken as well, it would be an amputation. In the final pic it appears that the bone has been removed and a skin flap created to close the wound. There is an echymotic area on his lower left quadrant of the abdominal wall that appears to be the result of blunt trauma. It looks as if the finger was inserted into the area of ecchymosis. As there is an absence of puckering of the skin as you would see with an ostomy, there might be a hole there as a result of a gunshot wound of at least 9mm in size. My question is this. If there is a hole, why the hell would you want to stick your finger into it if you did have a finger to stick into it?

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  • teamshowoff September 7, 2006

    COMMONEAGLE STEVE IS DEAD TO BAD FOR HIM HE SHOULD OF STOOD ON LAND WITH THE KANGAROOS , STUPID FUCK THOUGHT HE COULD SWIM WITH THE STING-RAYS, HIS LAST WORDS WERE , WELL I GOING TO SWIM AND GET A CLOSER LOOK AT IT. [GOT TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET TO CLOSE TO THE DEADLY STINGER] OH SHIT I HAVE A STINGER IN MY CHEST MUST PULL IT OUT. BU BU BU AR AR UH UH IM DYING BUT BEFORE I DIE JOIN THE WHITE RACE YEA YEA YEA AND FOR MY FRIEND TEAMSHOWOFF YOU ASS HOLE.

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  • davcommander September 7, 2006

    I believe I have discovered team's problem. As a mixed race child he was shunned by all people of all races. He feels he is a race onto its own. And just like people that must compensate for their little dicks with big expensive cars, team is compensating for his lack of anything but a nub (most clits are bigger than his nub)by writting in big letters and being a big jackass

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  • gop_stoner September 7, 2006

    this site rips off too much shit from ogrish... and they don't show half the movie or, as in this case, explain what happened... and his finger is stuck in his skin so it will heal... that's what they do, Mr. Medical facts^^^

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 7, 2006

    Yeah bro Vet! Nobody knows what his race is cause he rips on all races!

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  • gop_stoner September 7, 2006

    oh wait, you did kind of explain that, lol

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  • bigwilly September 7, 2006

    teamshowoff almost explained it, but he left out a couple of bits. His finger "bone and all" has been stitched into his side (for comfort, 'cause stitching it to someone else would be difficult for him to go to the shops). When tissue has attached itself to the bone, it will be removed and might just work as good as new again. They may have also cryogenically saved the original skin to re-attach.

    His wife on the other hand has now ripped his nuts off for letting an intern steal his wedding ring... pics to follow..

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 7, 2006

    Davecommanderrrrrrrrrr~ are you in the medical field? :) geez I had an orgasm reading your synopsis daaaahhling

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  • gop_stoner September 7, 2006

    Fuck! That guy gets all the chicks

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  • teamshowoff September 7, 2006

    OK BIGWILLY THE ONLY THING BIG ABOUT YOU IS YOUR UPPER LIP HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  • davcommander September 7, 2006

    Ms. Mermaid, if you are what you are then do parts of you smell fishy? How did you come up with that name? Yes, I too have a BSN. Worked Geri Psyc and ICU. I was also a paramedic and a Marine Corpsman (Semper FI) I hope you cum back to this site tonight and read this. You sound sexy. If you would write to me @ hotmail so we can talk without everyone listening.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 7, 2006

    Mr Commanderrrrr~

    My real name is the variation of the named rock on the Rhine, Daddy was a Navy man and named me~ cause he said I stole his heart from the sea :)

    If you wanna see pics of me and have a membership, look up loralei_1 on Paltalk-- or...... I'll send you pics of me davcommander@hotmail.... you tell me if you think I look ummmmmm fishy ;)

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  • davcommander September 7, 2006

    No membership send to hotmail. See you there

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  • davcommander September 7, 2006

    Well guys, saw the pics I think it is fair to say she does not look like she smells fishy. Time to break out the hand lotion see ya

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 7, 2006

    LOLLLLL thank you Commander... sounds like I got you standing at attention.. hmmmmm at ease sir..(psssssst what about the ol' spit shine?)

    Okkkkkk I'll be good now ;)

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  • kkkilla September 8, 2006

    FagCommander, I'll be glad when you're gone. You're are the definition of a queer. But I'll be nice. PLEASE get the fuck out of here and go to MYSPACE or something gay like that. Won't miss ya. Peace.

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  • imbetu September 8, 2006

    dav...your a large ...pinkslut... is a part of your imagination,your embarassing...your a unit! carry on ....you've made an ass of your self , sir

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  • imbetu September 8, 2006

    you just plain are embarasing.....c'mon your tryin to fuck anyone you can ....whatever

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 8, 2006

    blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me thinks da killa is jealous cause no chick replied to any of his posted petulant tripe!! weeeeeeeee another one bites the dust

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  • kkkkilla September 8, 2006

    I hope you guys are alert enough to see this kkkilla bitch isn't me. If I could find out who this bitch is, he'd be fucked.

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  • wac301 September 8, 2006

    teamshowoff this not your style get a grip

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  • biggus_dickus September 8, 2006

    killa you must've pissed someone off for them to impersonate you and try to soil your name on a site as fucked up as this. kudos to you my friend!!!

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  • zazu pitts September 8, 2006

    Permanent gang sign.

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  • zazu pitts September 8, 2006

    I don't think anyone mentioned how this happened. In the first picture of the finger there is a a bent finger ring embedded in the flesh. The ring gets caught on an imovable object while the hand is in motion. The ring very efficiently strips the flesh off the finger. Wise people who work with their hands do not wear jewelry.

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  • 1badmofo September 8, 2006

    This guy loved to give the "shocker" so much he wanted that ring finger out of the way

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  • devastationinc September 9, 2006

    Who says this site cant be a learning experience???

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  • devastationinc September 9, 2006

    Above comment in response to davcommander's post...

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  • bebad_269 September 7, 2007

    i wonder if thats wat thay put in hot dogs bits and pe

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