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posted by Jesse U on 9/15/2006

Anaconda Vs Man

Holy shit!!!! That fucking snake ate him!!!!
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
genericduck
Is the snake going to be ok?
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 5:00 PM

bitchygirly
fuck hell! it can eat one human! Oh fuck!
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 5:07 PM

eyenbackofhead
dumbass shouldnt have been fucking around with that big of a snake!
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 5:10 PM

4leftturnsx500
Looks like the snake only wanted his shirt!
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 5:28 PM

biggibb
David Blaine is starting to run out of idea’s...
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 5:45 PM

biggibb
^^^^^^my bad, forgot to hit space
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 5:47 PM

mermaid_w_legz
eeeeeeeeeek!!!why do I look at this shit?? lol
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 6:30 PM

zedex
That is not an Anaconda. That is a reticulated python, a species found in Asia and one of four species of snake capable of eating a human. The others are anaconda, amethistine python and African rock python. The snake pictured here is a female. Males do not grow that large.
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 6:49 PM

jimdirk
zedex is a nerd.
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 6:58 PM

mermaid_w_legz
zedex knows his snake shit you mean..!! Applause applause to you Zed! Here’s a gold star and a cookie sweety. Besides, aren’t anaconda’s dark and not marked like this???
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 7:01 PM

defkon77
zedex knows alot about animals......just stay away from stingrays zedex....
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 7:06 PM

depraved012
Actually, i think zedex is wrong about it being a reticulated python.I think its official name is "Holy fuck thats the biggest motherfucking snake ive ever seen, run for your life". From the genus "Fuck ive just shit my pants".
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 8:42 PM

imbetu
Zedex.. sorry thats not a reticulated python...It is a "casket snake," also known as a "tube snake" when they get you, your dead ...they live in all the big cities of the world...their known to carry the aids syndrom...do not fuck with a "tube snake" (damn I’m just full of information tonight)heheh
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 8:44 PM

zedex
Mermaid-- you are correct about the anaconda. It is olive green with spots that are a very dark green. All anacondas are members of the boa constrictor family, related to, but seperate from, the python family. Thanks for the compliments, folks. And I do stay away from the s-rays !!
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 10:01 PM

zedex
If someone can tell me how to do it, I will post pix of my 22ft retic.
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 10:14 PM

tripod
What’s that inside the snake? DARK MEAT?
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 10:29 PM

wac301
you could almost hear LET ME FUCKIN OUTA HERE zed is that short for retidunb because if you post that i hafta say photoshop just kiddin laffin like crazy hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 10:34 PM

wac301
sorry zed ask anybody on this site i cant spell worth a fuck LOL
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 10:48 PM

imbetu
i DONT GET THE HOLIDAY IN THING?
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 11:30 PM

imbetu
WHO CARES IF YOU CANT SPELL you got a funny sence of humor! truce, peace,ok?
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posted on: 09-15-06 @ 11:34 PM

belarius
alright fuckers. one less dumbass dead.... He got too close... What a dipshit. Next day, he will ressurrect as CACA... It was meant to be... Just like your shitty life was meant to be...Yea Yea yea boy..... Anyway, the more oxygen for the rest of us, the less for the ignorant bitches of the world. Including redneck kkk imbreds.
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posted on: 09-16-06 @ 4:01 AM

belarius
Yeah... I meant you yea yea yea bitch
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posted on: 09-16-06 @ 4:09 AM

belarius
teamshowoff is right....you assholes can kiss our asses bitches
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posted on: 09-16-06 @ 4:11 AM

buttplugg
well..thats..one..less..black..on..this..planet..........
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posted on: 09-16-06 @ 10:52 AM

buttplugg
.................................................. ......................................more..room.. for..the..true..color..whites..................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................
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posted on: 09-16-06 @ 10:56 AM

belarius
that is some funny shit depraved012...oh and buttplugg, what is a "true color white?" btw.
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posted on: 09-16-06 @ 2:32 PM

ziggyboo
i have a snake like that
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posted on: 09-16-06 @ 10:37 PM

moonchild69
im glad im out of the whole racist bull shit... noone ever picks on me being peach lmao
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posted on: 09-17-06 @ 4:20 AM

minathestrange
eww
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posted on: 09-17-06 @ 5:29 AM

knucklefux
first, amethystine pythons can’t eat humans, they’re too skinny. second, african rock pythons simply never achieve a man eating size. third, reticulated pythons are also too skinny to eat a man. fourth, anacondas are not large enough to eat a man. all of these snakes (and many others) can KILL a man, but they simply cannot get past the shoulders (too wide). if you don’t believe me, google it.
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posted on: 09-17-06 @ 4:25 PM

dirtbag69
theres enougth skin there to pimp my ride.do my seats make me apair of shoes.and a hat band.
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posted on: 09-17-06 @ 11:27 PM

belarius
moonchild, I would love to pick your peach ;)
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posted on: 09-20-06 @ 12:56 AM

nitr0s
did you see the pic?
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posted on: 09-24-06 @ 5:40 PM

nitr0s
sorry that ^ was suposed to be reply to knucklefux the reply link didnt work...could just be mozilla though.....
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posted on: 09-24-06 @ 5:45 PM

boa10
It’s not an anaconda its a reticulated python and a snake that size would be worth a lot of money alive to a zoo or colector. I do know what Im talking about because Im a reptile dealer in Peru South America boa10
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posted on: 10-07-06 @ 5:50 PM

snakes2711
This is why snakes are misunderstood. For one, this is not an Anaconda, it’s a Reticulated Python, as mentioned previously. Also, if you look at the last few pictures, it’s not even the same snake. And as for eating a man, the shape of the bulge in the pictures is different from the shape of the man. Reticulated pythons are pretty placid, no way would they eat a human.
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posted on: 10-24-06 @ 5:32 PM

xantradorn
we could use big snakes to recycle trash. instead of oozy dump mountains we would get a lot of sweet, compact colourful marbles. or bowling balls
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posted on: 09-17-07 @ 10:04 AM

squirrelkiller
Poor snake r.i.p
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posted on: 05-31-09 @ 1:33 PM

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