Anaconda Vs Man

Holy shit!!!! That fucking snake ate him!!!!

38 Comments
  • genericduck September 15, 2006

    Is the snake going to be ok?

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  • bitchygirly September 15, 2006

    fuck hell! it can eat one human! Oh fuck!

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  • eyenbackofhead September 15, 2006

    dumbass shouldnt have been fucking around with that big of a snake!

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 15, 2006

    Looks like the snake only wanted his shirt!

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  • biggibb September 15, 2006

    David Blaine is starting to run out of idea's...

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  • biggibb September 15, 2006

    ^^^^^^my bad, forgot to hit space

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 15, 2006

    eeeeeeeeeek!!!why do I look at this shit?? lol

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  • zedex September 15, 2006

    That is not an Anaconda. That is a reticulated python, a species found in Asia and one of four species of snake capable of eating a human. The others are anaconda, amethistine python and African rock python. The snake pictured here is a female. Males do not grow that large.

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  • jimdirk September 15, 2006

    zedex is a nerd.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 15, 2006

    zedex knows his snake shit you mean..!!

    Applause applause to you Zed! Here's a gold star and a cookie sweety.

    Besides, aren't anaconda's dark and not marked like this???

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  • defkon77 September 15, 2006

    zedex knows alot about animals......just stay away from stingrays zedex....

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  • depraved012 September 15, 2006

    Actually, i think zedex is wrong about it being a reticulated python.I think its official name is "Holy fuck thats the biggest motherfucking snake ive ever seen, run for your life". From the genus "Fuck ive just shit my pants".

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  • imbetu September 15, 2006

    Zedex.. sorry thats not a reticulated python...It is a "casket snake," also known as a "tube snake" when they get you, your dead ...they live in all the big cities of the world...their known to carry the aids syndrom...do not fuck with a "tube snake" (damn I'm just full of information tonight)heheh

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  • zedex September 15, 2006

    Mermaid-- you are correct about the anaconda. It is olive green with spots that are a very dark green. All anacondas are members of the boa constrictor family, related to, but seperate from, the python family.

    Thanks for the compliments, folks. And I do stay away from the s-rays !!

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  • zedex September 15, 2006

    If someone can tell me how to do it, I will post pix of my 22ft retic.

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  • tripod September 15, 2006

    What's that inside the snake? DARK MEAT?

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  • wac301 September 15, 2006

    you could almost hear LET ME FUCKIN OUTA HERE zed is that short for retidunb because if you post that i hafta say photoshop just kiddin laffin like crazy hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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  • wac301 September 15, 2006

    sorry zed ask anybody on this site i cant spell worth a fuck LOL

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  • imbetu September 16, 2006

    i DONT GET THE HOLIDAY IN THING?

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  • imbetu September 16, 2006

    WHO CARES IF YOU CANT SPELL you got a funny sence of humor! truce, peace,ok?

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  • belarius September 16, 2006

    alright fuckers. one less dumbass dead.... He got too close... What a dipshit. Next day, he will ressurrect as CACA... It was meant to be... Just like your shitty life was meant to be...Yea Yea yea boy..... Anyway, the more oxygen for the rest of us, the less for the ignorant bitches of the world. Including redneck kkk imbreds.

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  • belarius September 16, 2006

    Yeah... I meant you yea yea yea bitch

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  • belarius September 16, 2006

    teamshowoff is right....you assholes can kiss our asses bitches

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  • buttplugg September 16, 2006

    well..thats..one..less..black..on..this..planet..........

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  • buttplugg September 16, 2006

    .................................................. ......................................more..room.. for..the..true..color..whites..................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................

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  • belarius September 16, 2006

    that is some funny shit depraved012...oh and buttplugg, what is a "true color white?" btw.

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  • ziggyboo September 16, 2006

    i have a snake like that

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  • moonchild69 September 17, 2006

    im glad im out of the whole racist bull shit... noone ever picks on me being peach lmao

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  • minathestrange September 17, 2006

    eww

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  • knucklefux September 17, 2006

    first, amethystine pythons can't eat humans, they're too skinny. second, african rock pythons simply never achieve a man eating size. third, reticulated pythons are also too skinny to eat a man. fourth, anacondas are not large enough to eat a man. all of these snakes (and many others) can KILL a man, but they simply cannot get past the shoulders (too wide). if you don't believe me, google it.

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  • dirtbag69 September 18, 2006

    theres enougth skin there to pimp my ride.do my seats make me apair of shoes.and a hat band.

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  • belarius September 20, 2006

    moonchild, I would love to pick your peach ;)

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  • nitr0s September 24, 2006

    did you see the pic?

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  • nitr0s September 24, 2006

    sorry that ^ was suposed to be reply to knucklefux the reply link didnt work...could just be mozilla though.....

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  • boa10 October 7, 2006

    It's not an anaconda its a reticulated python and a snake that size would be worth a lot of money alive to a zoo or colector. I do know what Im talking about because Im a reptile dealer in Peru South America

    boa10

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  • snakes2711 October 24, 2006

    This is why snakes are misunderstood.

    For one, this is not an Anaconda, it's a Reticulated Python, as mentioned previously. Also, if you look at the last few pictures, it's not even the same snake. And as for eating a man, the shape of the bulge in the pictures is different from the shape of the man.

    Reticulated pythons are pretty placid, no way would they eat a human.

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  • xantradorn September 17, 2007

    we could use big snakes to recycle trash. instead of oozy dump mountains we would get a lot of sweet, compact colourful marbles. or bowling balls

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  • squirrelkiller May 31, 2009

    Poor snake r.i.p

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