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28 Comments
  • fuckudumbasses September 16, 2006

    no this one is teamshowoff's dad

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  • ihatearabs September 16, 2006

    god damn you put old shit on your site. i've seen half your new shit on yikers last month

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  • ihatearabs September 16, 2006

    funny ass pic tho

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  • bitchygirly September 16, 2006

    I would give him fake money

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  • bacord18 September 16, 2006

    i'd steal his sign...

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  • diducthat September 16, 2006

    nice hand writing for a complete loser

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  • teamshowoff September 16, 2006

    dad dad dad were have you been mom has been looking for you i love you dad, yea eya we are the pure race ,,

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  • pnutt September 16, 2006

    Hey he stole my resume

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 16, 2006

    Poor Team! He brings tears to my eyes! LMAO!

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  • eyenbackofhead September 16, 2006

    we love ya team ur a better comedian than a racial commentater for all races dude

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 16, 2006

    personally, I'd just go buy the guy a bottle of rot gut booze, and let him puke his worthless begging ass off.

    Holy Shit.. I see my darling team has returned to entertain us all..... yea yea yea

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 17, 2006

    ^^^Not you too with the yea yea yea! LOL! He's got us all coping him!!!

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  • belarius September 17, 2006

    Fuck his yeah's. In the little amount of time I have been here, I have come to the conclusion that Team is an oily, fat, horny, pimply, prepubescent 15 year old half native american half honkey virgen from TexArkansas who jacks off to re-runs of the Golden Girls cuz thats the only show with women that he gets in his part of the woods.... After the show is over, Team would lube up his little pecker with his mom's collection of used condoms that she keeps in her bedside drawer...and he would sneak out to the chicken coup and grab the skinniest, slowest chicken and just fuck da shit out of her until she passed out.... then he'd cum all over the eggs and his mom would pick them up next morning for breakfast.... YEAH YEAH.... daddy would eat cum...mommy would eat cum...sister would eat cum.... granny would gargle then swallow.... And then, Team would go off to school, barefoot, stinky as hell, cuz he hasnt taken a shower for 5 days,,, stinky hand cuz he been jacking his shit and licking his fingers.... he would show up in class going YEAH YEAH. and the teacher would tell him to shut the fuck up and go to the corner... like his mom in the evening.... And poor little Team would wobble to the corner, scratching his cheesy balls all the way... and he would spend the rest of the day staring at the crack in the wall... a flat, dry, peely crack...like his grandma's.... the entire day would go by and the rest of the kids would sing, read and learn.... but Team would just stare at dead crack and scratch his vienna sausage.... Then 3 0 clock would come along and he would be sent on his way.... back to mommy.... But as always, the same sad story.... Team gets home, his mom is fucking the mexican gardener and the black plumber.... poor little team would stand there at the bedroom door, a tear in his eye, a boner in his pants for his mommy... and two quarter in his pants to call his daddy on a public phone, so daddy could take time off of his gay pornos to come and pick up a retarded little fucker. But no such luck. Its oreo night at the team house. And Team's mommy is the soft creamy middle.... =( Fast forward several years later... team is now gay... racist... and stupid as fuck.... He loves cock... hates minorities.... but would still suck them all cuz he can't distinguish between colors and cultures.... cuz he's stupid. Lesson learned? If you're stupid, racist, ignorant, and culturally deprived... don't bother opening your mouth bitch, cuz you sound like a fucking retarded piece of shit and nobody wants to deal with you or your sorry ass background. Your family sucks...your ideology sucks....and yes... you suck boy.... I am sorry. Might as well just go kill yourself right now. Here... take this camcorder. Film da shit. I'll sell it on ebay. I'll make you immortal and pay my rent at the same time, corky. =)

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  • teamshowoff September 17, 2006

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^if you want to suck on my dick you just have to ask and ill wash it so you can swallow it yea yea yea yea yea yea we are the pure race yea yea k.k.k. this guy loves me

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  • moonchild69 September 17, 2006

    sad belaroius has that much time, sad team can't find him to fuck him in the ass

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 17, 2006

    OOoooo doggy...belarius done opened up a super size can of whoop ass on you Team...I do believe he loves you...hell man, we all love you. You're like the son I always wanted...shit maybe you are my son...never did like condoms so all those one nighter’s may have bore me a few kids I never knew about! Welcome home son :) Now you know at least half of you is white! The good thing is...I know your momma is good looking cause I never done no ugly girls....wait...you don't live near Ft. Monmouth N.J. do you? Cause one night I got really drunk and...wait I almost forgot...we pulled a train on this one chick in Chicago and it was so dark I have no idea what she looked like. Sorry son! Not sure about yo momma!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 17, 2006

    team, you're actually making me smile now with some of the funny shit you've been saying..

    hate ain't the art of expression baby...

    come on, make me proud :) lol

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 17, 2006

    moonchild? what is your problem with belarius?

    Don't you see literary genius at work here?

    Unless of course he's saying things within those brilliantly composed treasures that are hitting a little too close to home............

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  • teamshowoff September 17, 2006

    4leftturnsx500 dude you might be my dad man. my mom told me about a year ago on my 14-birthday that she was in Chicago. but she said it was a hore house and two white guys pulled a train on her, she said she didnt get a good look at you cause it was so dark, she was one of the ugly girls, so she had to have the lights off. she said one of the durnk guys didnt want to use a condom, she didnt mined cause she alreaady had herpes, she also said that the one that didnt use a condom had a small dick. now i know where i got my dick size from, (im not mad at you dad for having a small dick) so when can we meet dad i miss you so much, im doing real good in school, im on the football team. i hate taking showers at school, all the guys make fun of my small dick, i played with it to make it look a little bit bigger but it got hard all the guys looked at me and said i was gay cause i had hard on. now every one at school thinks im gay fuck dad i need you right now. hope to see you soon dad.

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  • imbetu September 17, 2006

    Nice one Teamshowoff... not a single 'yae' 'nigger' 'whitey' ...and it was very imaginitive, clever and funny! Keep it up...plz

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  • kane September 17, 2006

    ^^^^LMAO^^^^

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  • bubbacrow September 17, 2006

    i saw team with a sign like this the other day but it said "need money to hire gay nazi for father figure."

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  • imbetu September 17, 2006

    No offence lefty^^^

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  • wac301 September 18, 2006

    team thats the best one yet we got to go hollywood lafft my drunk ass off

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  • belarius September 19, 2006

    Yeah showoff, I LLOOOVEE you.... No, your little peepee needs not make a special appearance. I love you for being stupid, cuz it makes me feel smarter. moonchild69.... damn girl, I think you and me would have some really hot and nasty sex.... aggressive....kinky.... all kinds of scratches on my back.... MMMM.... moonchild...um, you are a woman right? Cuz well, if you're not, then, I just looked pretty gay right now. =) Yaaaayyyyy.....

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  • blunts_247 September 19, 2006

    FUCK BOTH OF U BITCHES GET A FUCKIN ROOM YA STUPID ASS FAGS

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  • belarius September 20, 2006

    Blunts...bend over and spread them cheeks boy, nobody talks to daddy that way! Ha! Faggot. i didn't say simon says. You can close up your buttcheeks now, you're attracting flies. And besides, that hairy "i heart you" landscape you have on your ass is pretty disturbing. Btw, can me and moonchild borrow your mom's room for about an hour?

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  • bunniswife September 20, 2006

    Well, all the personal jabs aside, ya gotta give this guy points for creativity. Not to mention that he's telling you where your hardearned money is going. LOL

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