Don't get caught trying to be cheap.
A dimond is a girls best friend so don't ever try to get between her and her rock. But if you get her the right rock, she will let you get between her
what they meant to say..."diamonds...that'll shut her up"
Anybody see something missing from the posting that is on the top of all this?
Lol dav ur rebelling against the system?
you betcha guin
diamonds don't mean a damn thing to most women ffs~ I had one, then when I divorced my ex~ I sold it... should have turned it in to a clit ring, then took a pic of me being devoured by some pussy hungry lover.... LOL!
(pssst y'all, I really am a good girl.. this is my place to let it all hang out) :)
legz may be a good girl normally but not when she gets in the bedroom. bow chicka bow bow. and thats definitely not a real billboard.
^^^You have a duel personality problem woman!
Ya won't let us see ya naked, but you tell us you want to get a clit ring...That's the last thing I want to see when I go down on you...If a diamond can cut through glass...just think what it'll do to my tongue after an hour or two of lickin' and suckin'?
oh i'd remove it first Lefty.. i don't like precious gems or metals interferring with mine or anyone else's dining experience!! ;D
an hour or two? .........brb I need a cool cloth for my forehead......
dont ever get married ass holes,,,one way or the other yull end up paying pension for her while she fuck someone else,,,learn from islamic ppl,,,fuck them in the ass and keep them virgin,,,,that how it work these days
I hate to be all pessimistic. But it is about 2 1/2 years after I gave one of those diamonds away. At that point, I had about 2 months of good times left. Then between stress of getting hitched, moving.. la da da.. The fun was over. Anal. fogget aboud it. Women used to say, why buy the cow when the milk is free. I see it more like: Milk is free until you buy the cow, then it is. You want milk ? Go milk yourself asshole ! You can't understand.... blah blah blah blah...
^^^Let's talk about this after the football game...TTYL LOL!
How big does it have to be? The ring I mean?
Just big enough to fit over the nuckle...I suppose...hehhe
you go bro def on A game LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck marriage. its over-rated. i've given two flawless diamonds away in my lifetime... in the end, with the money I spent, i could have bought a hot russian mail order bride who wouldn't just take it anal, but also blow me WHILE I'm watching the game. Shit, for that much money, she better blow my friends too. And make nachos afterwards.
I have to agree with the sign...buy a girl a diamond and she's putty in your hands. Not that any of the twelve year olds on here would know.
materialistic women may become putty... a good woman in a good relationship, will love you no matter what.
Love doesn't pay the bills sweetheart, and what man who truly loved his woman wouldn't want her to have a lovely diamond or two???
Like Ron White say " Diamond's that will shut her up....For a second....