But They Are So Comfy

Ok, we've said it once we'll say it again. If there's a sign, you know there had to be a problem. Some fucking lazy ass Wang Dong (generic Asian name) had to sit down on the croc so he could get his fucking picture taken. The croc didn't take to kindly to that and ripped his asshole out.

31 Comments
  • briandee September 19, 2006

    Steve Irwin never read this sign !

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  • pnutt September 19, 2006

    Damn asians got the translation wrong it really shoud read:

    Please do not shit on crocodile!

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 19, 2006

    If yer smart...you won't even click on the next picture!!!

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  • gunzo September 19, 2006

    The other two languages say: "This sign is for Americans"

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  • jimdirk September 19, 2006

    i bet its a fake crocodile or a model of one or whatever. so they dont want you to sit on it. this place is getting boring.

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  • belarius September 19, 2006

    they have a similar sign outside Michael Jackson's house that reads "Please do not sit on pedophile."

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  • foxdog September 19, 2006

    ho hum. I think I've got athelete's foot.

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  • imbetu September 19, 2006

    Pnutt...crackin up!!!... and bellarius ,how do you know?

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  • imbetu September 19, 2006

    And teamshooff, please suck the aligators ass hole....just to gather more energy for the ??? race.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 19, 2006

    No, Michael Jackson's sign would say-

    "Please DO sit on cockawhile"-----------

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  • exxtaasee September 19, 2006

    Ill take "Things I do not need to be told for a thousand, Alex"

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  • imbetu September 20, 2006

    thers a big diference between cockawwhile... and croghodile... and the diference is I'm tired of looking for the fuckin letters...anyways...witty girl I see your havin fun,thats kewl.buenos noches...

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  • diducthat September 20, 2006

    pretty flower up top, but whats the other thing on the other side of the tree?

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  • eyenbackofhead September 20, 2006

    any body notice its an asian sign??? im sure its mispelled meaning to say please do not SHIT on crocodile!!!

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  • belarius September 20, 2006

    didnt pnut already say that?

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  • jimdirk September 20, 2006

    yea. and wgy would anybody want to shit on a crocodile any more than they would want to sit on it? tard

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  • kkkkilla September 20, 2006

    thats kinda like a law having to be passed to make it illegal to fuck dead animals.

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  • belarius September 20, 2006

    actually, in a way, "do not shit of crocodile" would sorta make sense, cuz from what i have seen on the internet, those asian girls love shitting on everything and everybody. I know...its a shitty stereotype =) but the evidence IS there.

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  • wac301 September 20, 2006

    ...........this is stupid iam going back and sit on the bench fuckin lameo................

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  • teamshowof September 21, 2006

    YEA YEA I GOT NOTHING ORIGINAL SO UNLESS IT IS A RACIST PIC OR SOMEONE HAS POSTED A NASTY COMMENT THEN, JUST LIKE IN MY UNDEROOS, I GOT NOTHING. YEA YEA YEA POST SOMETHING NASTY SO I CAN BE A MAN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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  • belarius September 21, 2006

    okay team. let me help you out. your mama is so stupid, she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job.

    Nothing yet? Okay how about this one. Your mama is so stupid, we told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

    Anything yet?

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  • belarius September 21, 2006

    Team, your family is so poor, your dad ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk. Your mom is so poor and stupid, that when the priest told her about the Last Supper, she thought Jesus had run out of food stamps.

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  • belarius September 21, 2006

    Team, your mama is SO fat, that when we had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road we ran out of fucking gas. Your dad is so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish AND half German. Your grandma is so smelly that when she spreads her legs, we get sea sick. And she's so greasy that she got a job at the movie theatre - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...And your whole family is so diry that when we left your house, we had to wipe our feet before going back outside.

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  • belarius September 21, 2006

    Last one Team...drum roll please! Your mama is so hairy that when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

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  • belarius September 22, 2006

    oh crap, I just realized I unloaded on the wrong Team.. Team with one f, those mama jokes were meant for the original Teamshowoff. You guys are confusing the shit out of me with all the similar names. Anyway, my bad.

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  • teamshowof September 22, 2006

    yea yea yea belarius that some funny shit bro how bout team with two f's moma is so poor she can't afford to go to the free clinic. or how about she's so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry. or his moma so nasty she puts ice cubes in her drawerz to keep her crabs fresh....... yea yea yea

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  • teamshowof September 22, 2006

    yea yea yea yea yea yea my sole purpose in life is to give teamshowoff a REEEAAALLLL good facial so sorry folks at least when you read my shit it will be spelled properly and probably be original all cept the yea yea yea yea yea yea

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 22, 2006

    yea yea yeah .. I dig it ^^ lol!

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  • belarius September 22, 2006

    why dont you call yourself teamshowoffsdad?

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  • teamshowof September 22, 2006

    goddamnit! why didn't you tell me that earlier? LMMFAO!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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  • dickerson January 13, 2011

    but they look soooo comfortable

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