What Happens When You Get Married?

You usually get divorced and he looses everything

43 Comments
  • pnutt September 22, 2006

    She just wants to tell everyone how bitter she is because her man was getting head from someone else.

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  • youngblood48 September 22, 2006

    why didnt she just put up a billboard...

    I WOULD NOT FUCK HIM , SO HE FOUND SOMEONE WHO DID

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  • youngblood48 September 22, 2006

    well.....i guess she did in the end....

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  • davcommander September 22, 2006

    Proof to the saying, "Why are divorces so expensive?" Because they are worth it. In this case it appears that it was to her.

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  • markieb September 22, 2006

    WTF pocket change

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  • cptfucko September 22, 2006

    cunt

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  • belarius September 22, 2006

    she should also get a tattoo on her pussy that reads sloppy seconds =)

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  • youngblood48 September 22, 2006

    or one above her pussy..saying insert quarter here...

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  • teamshowoff September 22, 2006

    or one that say enter at your own risk yea yea yea

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 22, 2006

    LOLLLLLLLL Team! now see? that was funny!!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 22, 2006

    i can't stand women who put those vanity plates on their cars.. goes back to a post yesterday about the diamonds making a woman happy..

    bullshit! materialistic twats who need showered in shit to feel important.. THOSE unions never last long.. the women get conditioned to 'things' the marriage dies... blah blah blah.. ok, I'll shut up now.. hehe

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 22, 2006

    man, thats some crazyshit man. like flying mexican airlines in that man. peace man.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 22, 2006

    not saying a word about that ^ not being my lefty lol

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    Now legz, you know you like all the stuff I give you every day/night and in between. I tell you dear the reason this union may not last is you are just going to kill me with all this fine luvin

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  • September 23, 2006

    oh fucking wah. if you can afford a porsche, you can afford two. The guys probaly fucking his 20 year secratary now. Anyways, who needs a fucking convertable in ontario canada anyway. How many months a year can you actually drive it? Cunt!

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    He used to hit it!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    smoooooooooches Commander.. and a big SALUTE with my legz ovahh ya head lol ;)

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  • wtf September 23, 2006

    Judging by how neatly it is parked, it might actually now belong to the lawyer that was involved in the divorce rather than the gold digging woman

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    what did you mean by mexican airlines lefty? I hope you're not a hater too, lefty =( Anyway, I've been hurt like this before...the guy cheats on me with someone else.. amazingly! someone LESS attractive than I think I am. YUp, I still go to therapy over it. Oh guys!!! you WOULD BE SOOOO LUCKY to have her. She is a Doctor, tall, brunette, superslim, blue eyes, but she looks like a younger Michelle Pfeiffer. I mean, I am NOT a Lez or anything.. No. But she sometimes makes me feel 'strange', you know.... tingly like Angelina Jolie... OMG, i am tipsy and revealing way too much. Sorry. I'm sorry Mermaid, I know I should be representing decently. =(

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    Nothing wrong with what you said Jen except now you will be getting alot of offers for 2somes as well as 3somes and many other things that the depraived minds of men (and women) can come up with. OK, not a lez but bicurious maybe?

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 23, 2006

    awesome man, look good in my boneyard man. put on my peepers man and fill her up with organic fuel man.

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 23, 2006

    tom slicks the name man. tommy benzene to my old lady man.

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    work it lefty

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    You know, I always say that I would never pay for sex but everytime that I pay these credit card bills I wonder...

    _________________________________________________

    That new TV show "Til' Death" is funny, their subject matter about marriage is funny & he is hysterical (those faces he makes!)

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    I love TiVo

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    Can you tell my regular blog site is down??

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    Umm, Jenny, BTW it seems as if every latino guy finds it normal to have something on the side. I've never seen something so consistant in all my 50 years, my sister-in-law's husband had an entire house for his GF and another life there (for years). That really opened my eyes. I dislike the generalization but I have seen it over & over again. They need therapy - who knows if you do at all?? You sound sorta OK (even if you do come around here - hee hee).

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  • siamesegoth September 23, 2006

    Stupid bitch has some serious self confidance issues if she needs to put that on a number plate.

    it screams;

    I'm in my 50's, and uglier than sin, but you'd hit me anyway cos i'm loaded.

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    why thank you fuckface shitlooker

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    hee hee

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  • imbetu September 23, 2006

    That wasn't very polite shitlooker... now say your sorry...you too doods

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  • belarius September 23, 2006

    yeah, shitlooker! Doods is actually 60 man! Get is right! And he isn't typing. Thats actually his assistant spider monkey. Ever seen Monkey Shines?!?!?

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  • wac301 September 23, 2006

    ...............CAN WE SAY GOLD DIGGER............

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  • wac301 September 23, 2006

    BEEN MARRIIED 13 YRS BITCH THOUGHT SHE COULD FUCK ME LIKE THAT I WOULD CHOP HER HEAD OFF LMFAO

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  • doods September 24, 2006

    I'm sorry shiteater

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  • byteblock September 24, 2006

    marriage is a dead institution. marriage doesnt provide anything to men that they cant get while being single. only women have incentive to get married because 9 times out of 10 they are the ones who benefit from alimony.

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  • jenny_garcia September 24, 2006

    well, so much for romance. byteblock, you just depressed me.

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  • jenny_garcia September 25, 2006

    doods, I am sorry that the latino guy that you married and got fucked by, cheated on you with another woman. My daddy, being the strong latino father that he is, never cheated on my mom. They're still together after almost 50 years, and No, he has never given any of us any reason to suspect he has another family on the side. He always comes home at exactly 5:20 pm, never late. Works his hours, calls my mom at noon, then again at 3pm, then comes home. So, I am really sorry that a big, bad LATINO BOY, fucked you in the butt and then cheated on you. Maybe you should try cupping his nuts while you suck his delicious brown cock next time. I will immediately crack the glass on the emergency latino phone to notify all of my latino people that one of our "brown" brothers" is cheating on his significant other. Don't worry, doods, we'll all collect signatures and rally together to get your big, brown, badboy to come to his bean intoxicated senses and keep his eyes off the hookers and just come back to your bedroom to mount your sexy white ass, in no time. Glad I could be of service, Doods. Let me know how it goes. I would offer you lube for your reunion, but I am pretty sure you are pretty well adjusted for his "size" by now. You go, girl! Spread them cheeks for your man, girl!

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  • teamshowoff September 25, 2006

    when he gets home pull his pants down and suck that dick like you love it yea talk to the dick rub the dick on your fae spread that ass wide so he can fuck it up yea eya dont just lay there move moan do some thing , or maybe he found a hot young white bitch yea eya join the white race yea yea

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  • count_belarius September 25, 2006

    Poor doods was only trying to be flirtatious. See what we get for trying to be romantic with the ladies, doods! As my dear friend, Charlie Brown would say, "Good Grief!"

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 25, 2006

    good lord Team.. you almost got me hot there for a minute! whewwwwwwwww cha cha cha!

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  • bootymanager January 30, 2009

    Ah, aren't we all equal? If so, why should a guy give a woman a single fucking cent? Fuck her, she can get a job. I don't pay for a chick, cause if she wants to be with me, she wants to be with me, whether I got money or not. And fuck her if she doesn't like me if I don't have enough money! Become a fucking whore, and go for guys with money. You soulless, dead-eyed, mercenary arseholes. Wake up one day, and you've wasted your life chasing arseholes with cash and you could've had a nice guy who treated you well. Well, fuck you, you stupid women with this attitude.

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  • blowsmoke November 12, 2010

    The guy posting these videos must be illiterate

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