Silly Chicken

I'm not even sure why I put this up, it made me smile I guess.

37 Comments
  • pnutt September 22, 2006

    Teamshowoff is ready to eat! Is that a new hat showoff?

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  • youngblood48 September 22, 2006

    damn jay...we really having to look for pics these days.....

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  • davcommander September 22, 2006

    That look on the chicken's face has got to be attributed to those wires stuck up its ass

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  • markieb September 22, 2006

    to much time on thier hands

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  • cptfucko September 22, 2006

    who says lsd and food dont mix

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  • belarius September 22, 2006

    The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five chickens, in particular Sally Eggsworth and her invalid brother, Frankie the Rooster. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon walk around the farm became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Chicken Chainsaw Massacre.

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  • youngblood48 September 22, 2006

    ^^^^^^you are not fucking right.....lmao

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  • teamshowoff September 22, 2006

    yea it is a new hat, pnutt, and i am ready to eat your fat ass mom pussy yea yea ill make sure to use lots of butter (pnutt butter)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 22, 2006

    LMFAO Belarius!! excellent!!! :D!

    by the way.. wtf?? I can't think of anything to say about this pic other than, I've heard of duck l'orange.. but never chicken... unless that is a duck, which I doubt because they tend to have a more yellow cast to the skin, but what the hell do I know.. I've been vegetarian for 12 years.. consider me out of the loop when it comes to meat..(didn't I say I had nothing to say?) :)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 22, 2006

    Team.. c'mere little man... sit down beside me..

    YOU CAN BE DAMN FUNNY WHEN YOU LEAVE THE SLAMS OUT OF YOUR POSTS! STOP WITH THE RACIST SHIT AND JUST USE YOUR BRAIN IN HERE AND HAVE FUN.... or I shall beat you to a pulp! :)

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 22, 2006

    gaugebutt man. man thats funnier than laughing weed man.

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  • wtf September 22, 2006

    Lemon Chicken

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    Now wait a sec there legz. I know for a fact you eat meat. You have had mine on a very regular daily basis. And all that protien you swallow is loaded with living meat based products. And Bel. that was good. You really should think about being a professional writer. You have a good sense of humor, a great command of the English vocabulary (unlike some of the clowns on this site). I tip my hat to you sir, even if at this time we are in the midst of a to the death duel that Lefty is watching go up in a very pungent smoke. And while we are at it, others are tying to move in on legz too. What is a hero to do when he must defend his woman against all comers. I sit astride my trusty steed and ride legz's ass all over the place but still they come.

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  • teamshowoff September 23, 2006

    THE ONLY THING THAT YOUR GOING TO BEAT TO A PULP MERMAID-W-LEGZ IS MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH YEA YEA YEA WE ARE THE BEANERS OF THE FIFTH ELEMENT

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    LOL! Commander...... whewwwwwww steed? brings to mind a poem I wrote one time (I write erotic poetry)~

    Ummmmmmm team, my precious little fellow.. I wouldn't put your dickie in my mouth for all the tea in china- go find that jigsaw puzzle I bought you.. you know, the one with 5 billion pieces?

    get to work young man! :)

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    I'd hit it!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    doods.. fried, broiled or roasted? lol

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    Sing a song of lovers, as you whisper in my ear,-

    Rapt in this taunting and haunting ballet, as you continually draw me near..........

    Was that the moon I saw shining, or a glow of pure desire?

    Was it approval from Orpheus smiling, but warning of devil's fire? ------

    Offer the drink of the ages- as you take the steel sword from it's sheath,

    Don't worry darling, I fear not the treasure that enraptures me deep from beneath...........

    My Knight has me dazzled,his Lady is frazzled- she longs and she's filled with such greed,---

    As she holds him and loves him and wickedly grasps at the reins of her fabulous steed..........

    Now morning's heroics become him,- She is grateful, and she can adore--

    That someday when lusty chivalry calls, he will be there to offer once more.........

    that's one of mine :)

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    Hey legz, team doesn't need a puzzle that big. Give him one of those with 5 peices. He will need about 1 month to figure out that the straight edges go along the outside of the puzzle

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  • September 23, 2006

    Hey, who are you calling chicken?

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    wow, that was soooo beautiful mermaid. PLEASE post more of your stuff. I love poetry. And no guy has ever written me like that before. But this is coming from a woman. I am soooo impressed, sweety. You rawk so hARD!!!

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  • belarius September 23, 2006

    okay, Legz... you sexy thang! You opened up a whole new can of worms now... here is my poetry for whomever wishes to receive it....This Life is so short

    yet the journey is so long

    We're the beautiful notes

    of a never ending Song

    that flows to the rhythm

    of the Orchestra's Tune

    as we're carried away

    from the Night by the Moon

    far away from the shadows

    and the remnants of time

    toward the Origin of the Music

    so sweet and sublime

    We embrace what will be

    and kiss away what is gone

    as the Song of the Angels

    forever plays on . . .

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  • belarius September 23, 2006

    One more, before I am off to reality, so dreaded and rusty... Hope you girls like it: Tell Me where you're going

    In such a hurry.

    Show Me all the things in life

    That make you worry.

    Stay awhile, I'll be your Friend

    And I will listen

    I'll help you shine your house of dreams,

    And it will glisten.

    Read your book of clouds to Me,

    I want to hear it.

    What's done is done and can't come back,

    No need to fear it.

    Now sing the songs that make you smile,

    And trees will grow.

    Enjoy the roads that touch your feet,

    And walk them slow.

    There's no place you need to be

    In such a hurry

    Cause the stuff of life will always be,

    So lets not worry.

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    Damn legz you alread wrote a poem about us. :-O That as well as all the others I read this AM got me hot and horny. I am about to go take a cold shower.Bel I said in another posting that I thought you were a good writer. You have removed all doubt. And now I too must be off. I am taking part in a charity ride today to raise funds for breast cancer research. As a member of my family as well as friends having be treated for this, I feel I may help others as well. And men you should know that 3% of all breast cancer victims are male. Most of us are not endowed enough to have a mamagram like the ladies, but you should still do the breast exams and have regular chest xrays to make sure you do not become a statistic. I'm out.

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 23, 2006

    i lost my stash man. check the chicken man.

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  • September 23, 2006

    Roses are red, violets are blue, team stuck his dick in a chicken, and out came some goo.

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    "flied" - mermaid, just like my rice...

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  • doods September 23, 2006

    hey and I liked that verse that you wrote, nice (too fucking nice fer this joint) hee hee

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  • imbetu September 23, 2006

    I can't remember jokes for shit..but thats a good one!^^^LOL

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  • siamesegoth September 23, 2006

    It's rather cute, in an E-coli sort of way.

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  • imbetu September 23, 2006

    SHUT-UP AND EAT YOUR SPINACH...(just kidden!!!)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    LOL Shit!!

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  • bunniswife September 24, 2006

    There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!!! Poetry a la moi..

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  • yodabitch September 24, 2006

    good chicken's gone bad????

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  • jenny_garcia September 24, 2006

    when chickens attack!

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  • jenny_garcia September 25, 2006

    "The head transplant operation was a success doctor! I now introduce to you, Frankenlemonchickenstein! Now. He's a bit cranky, cuz we forgot to sew on his peepee, and he really needs to pee, but other than that, he's ready to be re-instated as an integral and valuable member of society. Oh loooooook, he's smiling!!! He's so cute. I think he likes you, doctor!"

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  • count_belarius September 25, 2006

    I would have that chicken shot on the spot! It an abomination! An abomination, I tell you!!!

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