Getting it where ever he can.
reminds me of the Paris Hilton vid =D
is this where lamb chops come from....
Mounting goat ??
Lamb chops and mounting goat that was great! HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
thanks mermaid i will continue to post thanks to your sweet disposition your great to bad we can only talk on this site could always use good friends mark cofused shit comming up a little short
its an Afghani Porn Theatre
markieb....are you smitten....lol
would one of you please make this damn goat sqwat down....
theres belarius fucking jdarren yea yea white power yea yea we are the pure race
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It's a cute interacial couple.
DAMN! there's a goat somewhere in the world getting more than I am! how sad is that? LOL!
awwww thank you markie my little buttercup :)
also, I am wondering if belarius, sleeko and pnutt checked their messages in here.. I've attached a pic of me.. feel free to gawk awayyyyyyyyyyyyy :D
okay markie, you can suck legz toes...but thats it. the rest is mine. =)
wait a minute, Legz! are you saying that the little pig in the photo is giving that goat more than Commander, Lefty, and Myself have given you! =( Must--find---window---and ----leap out!
thanks belarious i would take you up on that but im a good guy ahhhh fuck it i lie i would too mermaid i would like a pic too
ok markie.. I'll send you one :)
^LOL belarius.. ya nutcase!
man, thats some ugly chicks there man.
YEA YEA YEA i got the meanest tiptoe skills on the planet yea mr goat< will you marry me? i know it is not traditional for a girl to ask for your cloven hoof in marriage but awwww fuckit will you? please please please i am the supreme tard yup yup yup
mermaid dont forget the blood...pic are us.....
ok blood! coming right up! sorry.. I was on the other pages :)
Does this count as bestiality ? Does it count if it gives me a chubby ?
I must not have hit "post" this AM after I first wrote this. Lets see if I can do it right this time. "So, I am forced to ask, which one did you say was team?"
Yea. Did it right
At the end of a long day I like to relax. Kick back on the veranda with a ice cold beer, watch a nigger swing from a branch and feel that cool evening breeze. yea yea i am teamshowoff join the white race
Is that a sex education class for those kids??
Hey, if a chick can fuck a horse, I guess a pig can fuck a goat.
I'd hit it!
I would still like to tell davcommander and 4leftturnzx500 and teamshowof with one f that you are a man who loves to fuck your mom in the nose with a dildo because your dick is too small to fuck an ant.yea yea yea And your grandma loves to fuck your dad in his partially-shaved-ass with a dildo because he thinks that he is your mom with hair.yea yea yea All niggers should choke on my nut-sack because they all have carpet fuzz for hair. They should swim back to Africa on a boat called the holy moly yea yae yea African-american-quarter-chinese-and-mexican-with- a-little-bit-filipino-mcbenfer-jesus -oily-butt-sex-christ! I colored a picture of Christ for you with a black crayon. Here is your black-nigger-jesus-christ you African American gay monkey ape who loves to molest squirrels that run up the tree after being penetrated by a man who's penis is really a coffee stirrer from Starbucks coffee house! So, merry fucking nigger KKK-kwanza and a happy new welfare month you poor gay bastered. One more thing... I also just want you to know that you are nothing but a black African American Jewish Chinese half Indian named gur-da-vinder hardeep who is nothing but a gay queer homosexual oily butt sex loving transvestite animal raping donkey looking stick your tongue in your mother's dad's grandmother's stinky smelly hairy asshole because she has a big sweaty floppy dried up nutsack with a pair of rootee tootee fresh and fruity monkey testicles you one eyed wild black African nigger lip can't get a job homeless Jewish kkk nigger nazi cum guzzling masturbating your father's cunt with a fishy smell stupid dumbass retarded piece of fucking shit! Holy sweet black African American half-Mexican quarter Chinese Jewish KKK nazi nigger Jesus Christ! I have to go! So go fuck yourself you dildo sucking little bitch ass mother fucking mentally retarded child molesting doggy raping fuckface! Hello there. You are nothing but a super sonic idiotic aids infected discollected bubble lickin piece of chicken full blooded African American nigger Mexican quarter kkk white fucking Chinese power Hitler soluting fart smelling Jewish testicle tea bagging Chinese nigger named bing-poc-poom-pow loving animal molesting dog raping loves to ram your gay travestite dad fucking little piece of god damn fucking shit! Holy sweet black African American nigger part Mexican and Chinese Jesus fucking goddamn Christ! I have to go. So now you must suck some big floppy sweaty donkey testicles
if you cant hang with the klan stay on the porch yea yea yea save our land join the klan yea yea the kkk is getting bigger aint you glad your not a nigger yea yea yea
That pig doesnt look like he is tall enough to reach that goat.Holy mother of god.The fact that i am even thinking about how a pig gets some goat pussy is a fuckin worry
OMG, the guy above me is angreeeeee. Oh well, I just joined and wanted to say that the little piggy reminds me of my late pet, Squiggy. May he RIP. He was sooo cute. But yeah, he was always trying to hump my leg. Especially when I wore shorts and stuff. He died though. Oh well. Next pet! =) I am so mean huh? Oh I'm sorry, Squiggy! =(
Good morning bitches and Lady Mermaid.... Its almost 4 am here... btw, you guys don't know what I do, huh? Well, I am a realtor/loan officer. My hours are funky cuz I work for my client and I don't have a boss. Yay! But I am still sleepy. Just got up to prepare a few docs before a 6 am meeting today. Btw, i still havent had my coffee yet, so I am a bit retarded. But, damn, Jenny sounds hot! No offense, Legz. You know you're my hotty. And who's the new guy. Thats all we need. Team's anti-matter. Anyway, dude, take it easy, this is just a fun website. Nobody is going to blow up your house, so relax. Oh and Jenny, If you're looking for someone else to hump your leg, well, I am off at around 5pm.... =)
OK, bel get to work and as I am awake, I will attempt to educate the nubes above. Should latrel and jenny both truly be new than please be forwarned. Latrel, for the most part we try to ignore that rants of team, 3k illa, and several others. We all are having fun trying to figure which slimed covered polluted sewage retention pond they have climed out from. Once the see that they bother you, they start to send frequntly incoherent rubbish towards you hoping to get you angry. For the most part, we are all here just to have fun with one another. As you read everyones posts, you will see. Letting people know you are black, may cause some racist slanderous posts directed towards you but just ignore them and eventually they go away and you will become just another on of the guys. Jenny, as you can see by bels posting, you will become the focus of many of the males attention here. Especially letting us know you like horny animals as most of the guys here are horny animals themselves. (myself included at times) With your Hispanic sounding last name, the sameones that I informed latrel about will attack you as well. Just kick back and have fun. Oh yea, Jenny, you may be asked to provide photograghic evidence of your porcine friend engaged in relations with your leg. If so, well it is up to you. Some of us have developed cyber relationships with ones we have met here and are getting to know the true person that herein is another. Now that said, team, several times you have been told to direct your rants against us but leave family members alone. My father, a WWII Army veteran passed away in 1980. My grandmothers have also been gone for 15 or 30 years (depending on which one you are talking about) and my mother is in a care center dying form Alzhimers. Be happy that I do not know you or where you really are. For you may end up like one of those 2 guys in the diner from todays flicks posting. Bel, what do you mean you are off at 5pm. Just like most of us you are always off or are you letting us know what time you plan on getting off? Oh yea, to the 2 nubes above, we will figure out nicknames for you based upon your sign in names. Heres hugs and kisses to all of you. (Ladies only, I'm not a fruit cake in lace) I love you legz. Remember, you can be the tuna for my dinner anytime.
Jeeezus Pleaze Us! Latrel and dave, those are the first 2 long posts I've read on this site. You bums are rubbing off on me. Latrel just straight up doesn't need to be here- not with that attitude. And Jenny, it would be very easy to find a replacement pig to hump your leg, just take your pick.
I understand that latrel watkins is upset. I also understand that Team is a moron. But what are you going to tell your lawyer. I was looking at a picture of a pig fucking a goat, and then I saw something that really offended me. Sorry latrel, but I think your credibility is shattered because you like the rest us get your kicks by visiting this socially depraved website.
man, i dont know if it was the long posts or my joint that made me dizzy man.
ditto lefturnant - latrel watkins is way too smart for this forum - brentwood said it all, I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that meeting of the minds (although, some scumbag lawyer WILL find a way to fuck everyone here over but fucking good).
jenny - oink - oink
Makin' bacon...LOL-what will they think of next. Rack of pork. Mutton sausage... it just goes to show you that some males will hump anything with a pulse.
I think team is the demented offspring of serial killers Coral Eugene Watts who hated women and Aileen Woernos who hated men. This sick child needs to join his mama in the gas chamber or be chemically castrated like his father. LOL
brentwood ...That was beautiful dude! LMFAO!
Oh and davcommander...I can't believe my eyes...You didn't go there did you? You said I love you to Legz??? First someone takes over my name and now this...YOU LOVE MERMAID? That's it...Latrel Watkins is going to have the site shut down anyway so, Bye All!
Hahaheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!LMFBAO...Not the stubby dick pig trying to get his swurve on,,, but the fucking post crack me the fuck up. Hey Latrel, please don't tell on us. This site is part of our lives. Please, please, please, don't take it away. OMG, what would we do. Please Sir. Please Don't.
I would still like to tell commoneagle, davcommander and 4leftturnzx500 and teamshowof with one f that you are a man who loves to fuck your mom in the nose with a dildo because your dick is too small to fuck an ant.yea yea yea And your grandma loves to fuck your dad in hispartially-shaved-ass with a dildo because he thinks that he is your mom with hair.yea yea yea All niggers should choke on my nut-sack because they all have carpet fuzz for hair. They should swim back to Africa on a boat called the holy moly yea yae yea African-american-quarter-chinese-an d-mexican-with-a-little-bit-filipin o-mcbenfer-jesus -oily-butt-sex-christ! I colored a picture of Christ for you with a black crayon. Here is yourblack-nigger-jesus-christ you African American gay monkey ape who loves to molest squirrels that run up the tree after being penetrated by a man who’s penis is really a coffee stirrer from Starbucks coffee house! So, merry fucking nigger KKK-kwanza and a happy new welfare month you poor gay bastered. One more thing... I also just want you to know that you are nothing but a black African American Jewish Chinese half Indian named gur-da-vinder hardeep who is nothing but a gay queer homosexual oily butt sex loving transvestite animal raping donkey looking stick your tongue in your mother’s dad’sgrandmother’s stinky smelly hairy asshole because she has a big sweaty floppy dried up nutsack with a pair of rootee tootee fresh and fruity monkey testicles you one eyed wild black African nigger lip can’t get a job homeless Jewish kkk nigger nazi cum guzzling masturbating your father’s cunt with a fishy smell stupid dumbass retarded piece of fucking shit! Holy sweet black African American half-Mexican quarter Chinese Jewish KKK nazi nigger Jesus Christ! I have to go! So go fuck yourself you dildo sucking little bitch ass mother fucking mentally retarded child molesting doggy raping fuckface! Hello there. You are nothing but a super sonic idiotic aids infected discollected bubble lickin piece of chicken full blooded African American nigger Mexican quarter kkk white fucking Chinese power Hitler soluting fart smelling Jewish testicle tea bagging Chinese nigger namedbing-poc-poom-pow loving animal molesting dog raping loves to ram your gay travestite dad fucking little piece of god damn fucking shit! Holy sweet black African American nigger part Mexican and Chinese Jesus fucking goddamn Christ! I have to go. So now you must suck some big floppy sweaty donkey testicles
That thing Is part goat and part pig...reminds me of those other things that are part human and part fish... What do they call those things??? (SORRY) HEHEHEH!
THIS JUST IN!!!! LATREL WATKINS, AN EDUCATED BLACK MAN WAS VIEWING ANIMAL PORN, WE HE STUMBLED ON SOMETHING SHOCKING! LATRELS ATTORNEY PLANS TO TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT. HE STATED, "WE MUST REMAIN CIVILIZED. IF WE CAN NOT VIEW ARE ANIMAL PORN WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED, THAN WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO"! "WE ALL MUST WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE SURE THAT VIEWING ANIMALS SCREWING, IS AS FAMILY FREINDLY AS POSSIBLE". WHILE LATREL CLAIMED RACISM, ONE MUST NOTE THAT THE PIG IS BLACK, AND THE GOAT IS HALF WHITE. IF THAT IS NOT DIFFERANT CULTURES COMING TOGETHER IN A HARMONIOUS WAY, THAN I SURE DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS. OH AND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED AS THIS STORY CONTINUES TO DEVELOP!
Poor Latrel.. this must have been his first experience with such "shocking" matter.
HEY LATRELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL do us all a favor and take your morally snobbish, self righteous.. extreme attitude to whofuckincares
This is a website and it's called Crazyshit... get it? What were you expecting my dear? Turds telling jokes, wearing little party hats?
LOL!! (sometimes I kill myself)~
brentwood,,you need to contact the crazyshit guys and tell them you'll defend them in the court of law... Latrell vs. Crazyshit...pro bono of course!
imbetu....... would that be a ............... mermaid?? ;)
aww Lefty.. don't fret, I still love ya.. along with all the other shitheads :D!!
Mr Shit........ I am not sure about your gay or bisexual reference at all.. do you have something you'd like to share with the class?
and Team....................................... shutttttttttttttttttttttttuPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Yae... I just coudn't think of it at the time(right) ...anyway what got your panties in such a bunch? LOng day at the office or the bar?^^^
if you're talking to me imbetu, my panties aren't in a bunch at all thank you very much.
Legz just tell IM that you can't bunch what you don't wear
man! i can see the court case now man. you see man there was a pig man and a goat man and all these guys man trying to fuck a mermaid man. its a crazy site man. man i will even say its crazyshit man. peace man.
What is a "SOPHISTICATED, EDUCATED, BLACK MAN (with razor bumps) DOING ON A SITE AS FUNNY AND DEPRAVED AS THIS? LATREL. I really think you should take you and your bumps elsewhere. I, as my fellow crazyshitters know, am half black...from the waist down.. I LOVE fried chicken, watermellon, Eddie Murphy, and kinky sex with mermaid. So... easily, you can SEE, I am not racist. No one here is. Team is just a little retard. He really doesnt know WHAT race he belongs to. All he knows is that he loves to talk shit. And WE enjoy reading his shit. Play along assholes =) Seriously though, Latrel... either relax and enjoy our multicultural stupidity or go to some other sight where other activists like yourself will chat about more progressive things, other than "dont sit on crocodile" and "who's tits are nicer?" Seriously Brudda man, I don't ride into Harlem yelling racist shit, so don't ride into our website screaming racism. We're just a bunch of hardworking americans (and a few sand niggas) that just want to kick back, read each other's thoughts, laugh like children, and go to sleep afterwards only to wake up to work the next day. I love martin luther king... I love Urkel. But you my friend, are neither. So unless you have something entertaining or relevant to bring to this world. Shut the fuck up. Go spend quality time with your ho. And stop being such a party pooper.
I love myself =)
Breaking News. In a recent announcement it turns out Crazyshit and Latrel Watkins have settled their long standing dispute. Crazy Shit has promised Mr. Watkins free animal porn for life. In return Mr. Watkins agreed to drop all charges of racism. Mr. Watkins stated, "What more could you ask for? I am set for life. This is like winning the perverted lottery."
watkins ...you are now befor the wave...you spooooked way to soon''' what a fuckin joke!!!!!!!!bahhahahahah...
would it not be ironic if latrel is the black alter ego of team? It is the reverse of the stereotyps. A dumb white guy/smart black guy. And isn't that a type of a pass in football? (I know it's not, just trying a poor attempt at humor)
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! @Belarius and Brent!!
dayummmm I love this place! :)
Hey Commander.. where are ya? Salute sugahhpies... and awwwww how sad that Lefty has left me *sigh* ahh well.......
Hmmmmmm Shitlooker.. I don't think I have every man on here eating from my hand.. and I have yet to speak to or know of any gay or bi-sexual women on this site.
I can't help if I am in the mix and enjoyed by most.....shall I stop posting or be the quiet little mouse in the corner?
Latrel Watkins is running for congress. Here is an excerpt from a recent speech: I have a dream of one nation where little black pigs and big white goats can screw publically, where white chicks and minature horses can love one another openly, where well educated black men and little white chickens can all just get it on. I have a dream where perverts can post their thoughts in public without being called racist names. Yes I do have a dream. One day little puppy dogs and big asian men can be together with out the thought of whats for dinner, but what luvin is going on after dinner? I have a dream. ---Please support Latrel Watkins by donating at WWW.ANIMALLOVER/RACISTHATERforcongress. This ad was sponsered in part by Nambla!
teamshowoff is just another fucken white homo trying to be black, hey thats a new stereotype!!!! teamshowoffs being judgemental against blacks, and hes trying 2 be like them!!! thats soo hilarious! heck if i know, if a crazyshit contest were 2 come up wit "post ur most fucked up vid/pic a pic of teamshowoff would totally make u first place HAHAHA n u kno wut else? i am a homosexual n u kno wut i dont like about them rednecks? *coughsteamshowoof*coughs* they have a prob. against us fags but they dont have a porb marrying their cuzins or sis or wutever
this lil' piggy needs a step stool!! awww and look he has an audiance too! bet he's embarrassed! prob. thinking " i think i can, i think i can, com'on legs! errrrr stretch dammit!
Jenny is Bi =) She is, just ask her. Hehehe, she's probably gonna kill me now, but hey she can beat me up any time...her and her little boobies =O Oops! Did I reveal too much!? ;) I guess, we'll see. Do i sound bitter? LOL
uh, yeah, you do dickhead. and they're are not small dammit! You're so lucky I can't say anything about you. I'll think of something though. Just wait! And No comment on the Bi thing either. Sheesh! Aren't you guys supposed to be commenting on the pics?!?!?!
ummmm yeah Jenny.. the pics, the pics.... I agree...... we NEED to get back to the pics and vids so as not to offend the horndogs in here who aren't getting any action.... ahhh well....
Btw...... I love ya Commander!! Salute my big sweet friend! smoooooooooooooochies (now was that cybersex? did I offend anyone?) ffs!
I am so offended by such depraved, flagitious, degenerate, corruptly miscreant and utterly reprehensible behavior!!!! I mean....How come I'm not getting any salutes or smoochies? HUH HUH HUH? LEGZ.... Thats it, I am changing my name officially to Count Belarius. Maybe now I will get some sweet lady lovin' and respect around here!
THERE! you may all now refer to me as COUNT BELARIUS...the Sexus Cyning...AKA Lord of the FLesh...and a Carnal Pleasures.... My friends call me Bel though. Jenny calls me Daddy Tripod ;)
Count Belarius? Oh brother! He's been reading waaayyy too many Edward Lee books. Oh and its Mr. Tripod you dip! But I can't lie there, the boy IS packing. But I only have ONE daddy and you are NOT him. Besides, anyone who calls their lover "daddy" while getting spanked during sex, definitely has issues. You are so gross, Bel. How did you even get me thinking about that!? You see what I have to live with people? You may be good, COUNT, but you're also full of crap...so I guess balance returns to nature afterall. Muah!
The pig is hiding on the goat, the goat's asking those kids "has anyone seen a pig around here? I've looked everywhere and can't find him"
OMG! 1badmofo wrote:
The pig is hiding on the goat, the goat’s asking those kids "has anyone seen a pig around here? I’ve looked everywhere and can’t find him" Coming from a man who calls himself 1badmofo...that is absolutely adorable. Too cute! You're a breath of fresh air, mofo. Everyone here is being all gross and crazy and um, trying to act like Marting Luther King and shit.... Its nice to read a post from someone who is actually trying to find the sense of humor in life. Good for you, mofo! Muah!
Oh and Latrel Jackson or whatever your black ass name is.... how dare you insult me and mermaid and Bel that way. How dare you insult any of us here. You are just a loser. You probably spent your last 10 years in prison for murder or rape, read a few books, became muslim, got raped by the Aryan brotherhood, and came out thinking of yourself almighty and righteous. Well, listen up you Jay Z lipped motherfucker! We are not lesbians and we are not perverts. We are AMERICANS. We have freedom of speech and expression. I YOU, my musky smelling friend, are not happy about that, then go back to Africa where you can run free among the zebras and teach your fellow bruddas how to read the three books that you read in prison. You piece of crap motherfucker! Oh and fuck you for judging hotterthanhell! At least he is brave enough to be himself and proud enough to stand up for his beliefs. YOU? You are just a little parrot repeating the same shit all you reformed ex-cons usually say when you the re-enter the real world after a LONG stay at club buttfuck. Seriously, G? You need to find a woman and spend some time with her. I think all that white boy cock in your ass has got your brain drowning in cum. You can't think straight. So you need a woman to bring you back to your senses. Oh and as far as I remember... we are not supposed to judge our fellow man. That is God's job, Kunta Kinta. So go back, re-do your homework, eat some KFC and Watermellon... and leave us the fuck alone until you find yourself a sense of humor. Oh and in anticipation of your next insult, brotha...my ex/roomate has a bigger dick than most of you black mother fuckers ever dreamed of... AND it doesn't look like a big log of shit when its hanging between his legs. Muah, prison bitch. Have a great day at the Zoo.
god damn u people have more issues than a fucking can of bait on a fishing trip! ask yourselves is playing on the pc all day really worth my marrige or my house or job??? god damnit quit living of of welfare and posting this stupid ass shit from some library!!! AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE BESIDES ROTT IT AWAY!!!! fucking hell why should anybody on here care about what the fuck somone posts any damn way??? u ever stop and think thats the reason jay takes days off??? CAUSE UR FUCKING MORONIC LIL BITCHES THAT DONT POST SHIT ABOUT THE SITE YOU’D RATHER TALK SHIT AMONGST YOURSELVES!!!! god almighty damn grow the fuck up already!!!
Alright... last post for tonight. Somebody axe murder that copy and past artist eyenbackofhead. Seriously. Do it. DO IT!
OK folks, everybody just step bake for a moment. Take a deep breath and realize that this laterl, team, 3rd eyeupmy ass and several other folks here are just trying to stir up shit to keep everyone angry. I think they may all be the same yahoo too. But what do I know? I am here having a duel with a count, over a lady with a fish- like tail that doesn't smell fishy. My best bud here has started to smoke waky tabaky through those toliet paper rolls and has left me high and dry, I think that goat is having an affair, and I have found out that another young fair maiden that has arrived here lives with the count (that she says is hung like the horse that the white chick likes to have fun with)has an ex that needs to be made to look like the guy with the messed up face/neck/head cause he did her wrong and according to another I have no life. I am so depressed now I think I will go abuse (or is it amuse) myself. Fare thee well my friends
Dear Mr. Watkins, I must say that I am offended. All the hard work that I have done to promote your point of veiw, and I only get one mention in your ranting and raving respone. When large amount of efforts is put in to something, a large reward is expected. All I get is a one liner. Please tell me sir, what other crazyshiter, started a congressional campaign for you? In your future response, please make sure to thank me.
I think the funniest part is davcommander calling other people "noobs".
Jenny said nice things to me and I bet you are all jealous...Thankyou Jenny
I thought Explicit and Wizzard were banned.
Sir Mofo! You must now DIE! On guard you giggly bastard!!!!
omg, I am so tired of replying to your stupid insults. but on behalf of mermaid, fuck you! you loser. go back to the ghetto and leave us alone. YOU'RE an EDUCATED BLACK MAN? I seriously doubt it, Latrine Watkins. So far you have come across as a backwards, uncivilized, ignorant bitch boy. So beating a woman, makes you a man? No, honey, it just makes you an asshole loser. Did your daddy beat your mom? If so, that would explain why you came out retarded. Just go back to prison, read some more books, have some more gay sex, and if possible, die. We don't need you here, you poor excuse for a man.
you go pig!!!!!