The New Volkswagon

I wonder if it can fly, cause that would be so fucking cool.

49 Comments
  • hornet6 September 23, 2006

    Hitler's turning over in his hidden grave right now, after seing what's being done to his beloved little beetle.

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  • niles549822001 September 23, 2006

    All it lacks is a handle on top so you can drive or carry.

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  • September 23, 2006

    Attention: Fathers of teenage girls. Buy this car for them. You know they can not lose there cherry in the back seat of this baby! Shit, VW marketing department owes me big!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    LOL!! ^

    Niles... or one of those keys on the back to wind it up? :)

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  • belarius September 23, 2006

    Well, Brent, what if your daughter is dating a midget? Or even worse! A circus clown! Have you seen how many fucking clowns come out of one tiny car at the circus...OR even WORSE! Forgive me Jesus, for what I am about to say! Naw, just go back to watching the game Jesus, cuz I'm gonna say it anyway, regardless of heaven or hell...Okay Brentwood...WHAT IF....YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER.... IS DATING..... A MEXICAN?!?!?! DUUUUUDE!!!!, THOSE GUYS CAN FIT 3 FAMILIES IN A LIME COLORED PINTO WITH AN ORANGE RACE STRIPE! WITH A TINY CAR LIKE THAT in the Picture there, YOUR SWEET LITTLE DADDY'S GIRL MAY BE SAFE FROM BIG WHITE GUYS....but SHE WILL NEVER EEEEVER BE SAFE FROM THE OTHER GROUPS I MENTIONED! IN that little Hitler Mobile, Your daughter is in for a whole shit load of fun and YOU... YOU better load up on a lot of headache medication, booze, a shotgun and plenty of shells.... CUZ in THAT high school chariot, she will definitely be getting her juicy cherry popped, her fragrant fower chomped, her luscious button licked, her tight little camel humped, her delectable tonsils tickled, her sweet peach cream churned, her pouty dry-lips cured AND her tight little salad tossed. Glad to be of assistance. Have a great weekend. Sweet dreams. And VIVA LA BAM!

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  • eyenbackofhead September 23, 2006

    looks like a golf cart on crack!

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  • September 23, 2006

    Your right belaruis. I guess also she could be a yoga chick or a gymnist. God I hope when I have kids, there all boys. Let them fuck somebody elses daughter in the hitler mobile. LOL

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    check out the license plate. Is that the name of this peice of rolling plastic? Ya vol, ve vant a wobbly 1

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    Belaaaaaaaaaaaaaariussssssssss!

    Once again, you've bent me over with laughter, you artistic languidly blessed mayun lol

    pssssssst Brent.. I only had 2 sons thank GOD!!

    I would have gone insane if I'd had a daughter.

    Worrying about the activity of 2 penises for years had me constantly on edge! lol

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    To the one that posted just before I did here. Is it brentwood or bentwood?

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    Mr Shit! I say..........!

    Now where did I put that bar of Dial soap.. ya need your mouth washed out son! ;)

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  • pnutt September 23, 2006

    Bam is gay

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    Bam is not gay... he is just more probable of fucking your little girlfriend, while she cries out my name. BAM!!! UUHHHH BELARIUS!!! UHHHHHHH

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  • assholistic September 23, 2006

    Those souper up golf carts look cool and all in the mall parking lot. But when I lived in Germany all you had to see was a couple of those smart cars ( Daimler product about that size) that kissed the guard rail at 100 MPH ( seriously people drove those things at that speed). What would be left, wouldn't even be good for the organ donation. Think of all the protective qualities of a motorcycle without the acceleration, turning, braking, or coolness. FYI - the WOB on the plate is the german city code for Wolfsburg ( where VW is headquartered) so all the VW test vehicles will have a WOB plate.

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    Anyway, don't hate the BAM

    That fucker is real.

    Bam and me are like one.... we look like each other... we think alike... and we both lOOOOOVE girls and their sweet juicy treasure. SO VIVA LA BAM AND VIVA BELARIUS!!!!

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    Oh shit, sorry, Jenny didnt sign out., Silly bitch. SHHH! don't tell her I called her that....okay, she knows. Fuck! She was my ex. Even though she denies it! Little bitch. Anyway... the above comment was MINE BELARIUS!!! YEAHHHHHH! Um.... yeah.

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    Wait a minute?! I am now wondering if jenny let that nigga in here to post shit about being all Latrell and shit! Hold up, people. Latrel nigger BETTER NOT be using my apartment pc to vent his Jessie jackson shit!!!! ajfo;sdifoi

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk now I AM confused! ^^

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  • imbetu September 23, 2006

    two much fun^^^

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  • September 23, 2006

    Hey latrel called, he wants his goat back.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    LOL Brent!

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  • dirtbag69 September 24, 2006

    where are you gona put your big gupa from 7 11

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  • diducthat September 24, 2006

    if that car flips over, can the glass dome hold its own weight?

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  • imbetu September 24, 2006

    who cares^^^this place is gettin even more crazy...jenny /bel/ofssssssss///3or4k,s/leftys or leftyzz(i'm betting you...) fuck ...whats this world really comin too..........oh yae which world?...nevermind...jenny just pissed me off...what a nice sweet ...c...go get her guys before she starts to smell like ..uhhh roses...she looks like shit to me.........

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    I wasn't going to log back in here at this hour, now I am glad I did.

    Team..... you have proven that you are REALLY a lost soul, a hateful lonely little ass of a person who can't accept compassion,joking or the attention of one who really wanted to befriend you(what the FUCK was I thinking?)------- and Imbetu...... you haven't liked me since I joined this site, not that I give a flaming fuck about that... pffffffffffffft you are just one in the crowd who shows up on occasion to say stupid shit, sometimes even stupider shit than your bitch lovaaaaaaaaah man Teamshowoff...... go screw each other, smoke a pack of Camels between you, ass bang again, then lay there bathed in the smelly hateful sewer smelling sweat which pigs like you two emit!!

    From now on, I don't see,or read any posts by TeamfuckoffTheMagnificent or ImbettinuIgotTeam'sDickInMyMouth.. fucking lemmings and hateful fuckers who troll this site just waiting to jump out and zing someone whom they know they can't compete with in the brain department.........YEA YEA FUCKING YEA!

    Peace!!

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  • bunniswife September 24, 2006

    Mermaid, don't hold back honey- tell us how you really feel. LMFAO You rock baby!!!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    There once was an asshole named Team:

    Who had a peculiar dream....

    That his shit doesn't stink, well you know what I think?

    He's been covered in Imbetu's boy cream.......

    Now you may say, Hey Mermaid not true!

    What's a poor lost boy to do?

    He can kiss my sweet ass as he chokes on his grass....and sucks the big horse cockie too...........

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  • September 24, 2006

    lol Mermaid

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  • davcommander September 24, 2006

    Legz, you amaze me girl. From erotic to sublime to fuck off. You write all kinds of poems don't ya? And if bel is gonna make you bend over, I just want to be there ready for you to get in that position so I can make you yell out my name. I thought Jen was some sweet young lady that had been hurt by a bf. Then when intoxicated she lets us know she might be bi. Then she tells us she lives with my arch enemy bel (I will win our duel now not just over legz but Jen too). This sounds like it might be a daytime soap or something

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    no autographs plz ;)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    ^ said with a curtsy and bow

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  • markieb September 24, 2006

    i love when you talk dirty mermaid

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  • belarius September 24, 2006

    Stupendous, Superb. Nay! 'tis niether...Legz, your poem about Team and Imbetu's boycream was absolutely Shitmypantuously Funny!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    lol markie!!

    why thank you belarius/ginsberg/shakespeare with a twist!!! :D!

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  • jenny_garcia September 24, 2006

    wow, Mermaid! you really let him have it! Good for you, girl!

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  • jenny_garcia September 24, 2006

    Commander! I am not Bi! Well, maybe a little bi-curious, but I haven't acted on that yet ;) Belarius keeps making me watch porn with him, so its his fault that I am becoming twisted like that! And he is not my arch-enemy. He's actually really sweet, but extremely quirky. He can be a sarcastic pig sometimes, but he has his good moments. Thats kind of why I am living with him right now. I wouldnt trust any other guy. Most guys I have dated are after only one thing. Bel talks a lot of crap, but he's just a teddy bear with a bad attitude. Oh and I agree, Mermaid, your poem was fantastic! And commander, I don't think you can handle both me AND legz at the same time. It might screw up your pace maker! ;) lol. Just kidding. I am sure you are all man, baby! Mermaid is a lucky girl.

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  • belarius September 25, 2006

    What year were you born commander? Not that you have to tell us. But for some reason, Jenny has it in her head that you are some 80 year old army vet in a wheel chair. I am sure you don't have a pacemaker. I'm thinking early 40s. I need to settle this argument with Jen, cuz despite looking incredibly sexy in her short/tank-top pajama combo (*me drooling*), she is overwhelmingly stubborn as well. I think she needs a good spanking.

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  • eyenbackofhead September 25, 2006

    god damn u people have more issues than a fucking can of bait on a fishing trip! ask yourselves is playing on the pc all day really worth my marrige or my house or job??? god damnit quit living of of welfare and posting this stupid ass shit from some library!!! AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE BESIDES ROTT IT AWAY!!!! fucking hell why should anybody on here care about what the fuck somone posts any damn way??? u ever stop and think thats the reason jay takes days off??? CAUSE UR FUCKING MORONIC LIL BITCHES THAT DONT POST SHIT ABOUT THE SITE YOU’D RATHER TALK SHIT AMONGST YOURSELVES!!!!

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  • belarius September 25, 2006

    Wow, dude. You cut and paste your same comment on every page I guess. Okay, we get it. What a lazy bastard. LOL. Okay, I get it. You are probably really tired from working your 8 hour shift at burger king.... I mean, shit, having to take all those orders AND keeping track of who gets extra cheese on their burgars, MUST be exhausting! Well, We understand, Whiney Eyebetween your hair buttcheeks... So... Now, on behalf of every other intelligent, hardworking, non-whiney member of our american workforce here on this depraved site... I will gladly invite you.. to SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH and jump off a bridge already. DAMN! You RETARDED CUT AND PASTE ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!! PS... My apologies to the rest of the crazyshitters for exploding on these little bitches. I just hate un-original-holier-than-thou-loser bitches who come on these site to make everything so fucking sour!!! They can all bury themselves headfirst on a wet beach on high tide, for all I give a shit!

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  • gogelaid September 25, 2006

    belarius!!!!!!!!!!YOU GO jump off a bridge already

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  • davcommander September 25, 2006

    Jen, Jen, Jen... I didn't say Bel was your arch enemy but mine. You see until you came on the scene, Lefty, (may he RIP) Bel and I were all fighting for the love and affection for legz. Lefty went up in a puff of pungent smelling smoke from that wacky tabacky leaving just I to defend all that is good on this site. At that time it was primarialy Legz. Your Bel became my enemy as he represented everything eviel. He even broke out the gold nut cup. But he realized the error of his ways and has since, come over to the light. He and I now stand sholder to sholder protecting the world (or at least this site) from all nair do wells. We stand for truth, justice and the American way. We will fight for the virtous and the down trodden. We will defeat those that mean you and everyone else here harm.

    As far as my pacemaker goes, I am still doing great with the one the Creator gave me at birth. Bel is almost right with the age thing. Before Christmas this year I will have celebrated the 49th year of my birth. At this point in time, I am out of the W/C, but see PT on a regular basis to keep me out. Back, knees, gut, abdomin and my head are what is messed up. Other parts (thank you God) are still in fine working order. So fear not fair maiden, I will defend your honor as I have defended Legz; my little Italian Princess (who is out of this world); attempted with pinky and anyother that may come along. Rest well tonight my dear. I will walk my post with the same integrity that I did on active duty. And before I forget, I was not Army. My Mom and Dad were both Army in WWII. I served in the Navy for 6 years, 18 months of which I had the honor to serve as a Marine corpsman known to those who know as "DOC". Now Bel, should you raise a hand to spank this young lady, I will know that I have failed you in your lessons my Count. You should think back to your lessons on disiplian. It is I that must met out the spankings on the ladies. It is you who must open the woop ass upon the men. As a reminder to yourself as well as your punishment, you must now give yourself 30 lashes with a chocolet chip cookie, and write 122 times "The Commander spanks the girls, I whoop the guys ass." Jen, you need to watch and let me know when he is done. Thank you

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  • count_belarius September 25, 2006

    Commander! I do respectfully salute you, my dearest friend. In terms of being an adversary, you are beyond worthy! However, I must disagree with you in regards to one thing; I have not yet seen the light. No sir. Nor do I wish to. I am still basking in my own sweet darkness and rolling around in the marinating juices of my own misbehavior =) And I am enjoying every second. You, my friend, have chosen to fight evil with good....I, despite being on the same side of the battlefield as yourself, however, shall fight evil with evil; but in a sophisticated and effective manner. It is a shame, Lefty was destroyed at the hands of his sweet mistress, Mary Jane. Perhaps he realized Legz was too much woman for him alone and coming to said conlusion decided to put down his sword and pick up the pipe instead. But fear not, dear Commander. I will still stand at your side, not only defending the honor of your Italian princess, but that of My Feisty Little Princess as well! In the end, however, when you least expect it...I, more of a lover than a fighter, shall have them BOTH! HAHA! And I will bare-butt spank the two fair maidens as they curl their little toes and bite their lower lip! In the meantime, being the well seasoned warrior that you are, shall be in charge of leading the attack on the Twisted Disciples of the Teamshowoff Clan and the Malevolents Mongoloids of the Imbetu Army! Now off you go, brave soldier! I have some sweet loving to do. =) And I think I'll take that chocolate chip cookie you offered and spank Jenny with it instead!

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  • bunniswife September 26, 2006

    LMFARO!!!! Can this shit get any more ridiculous (or hilarious)!!!! The Count and the Commander, united in the fight to protect the virtue of Crazyshit's maidens...HAHAHAHAHA..I LOVE you guys. Don't let the rotten apples spoil the whole barrel. Anger and hate are SO unbecoming. Can't we all just enjoy each other's quirkiness?

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  • count_belarius September 26, 2006

    Bunni's Sweet Maiden...Sweet Princess of the dreaded Count Bunnicula! That horrible bunny who would stalk innocent veggies! I am here, YES, to serve and protect.... not just one or the other, but BOTH! Because I enjoy doing two things at the same time, YES. I am sexy like that. I am Count Belarius, the third Sexus Cyning. And AT THIS PARTICULAR TIME....I can only state the obvious: You are beautiful beyond belief. Your Count knows this. And now, so DO I. Other than that, I am useless but to stand here and comment on the faults of others. You call this "Ridiculous". You call this "Hilarious". Well, I call it... an extenstion of life. An alley way, in which we ALL find ourselves at one point in our lives or another. Anger and hate... DO spoil the barrel.... HOWEVER... comedy, quirkiness, and wit... bring back the crunch and sweetness to your long lost dessert. So in essence... don't hate the unbecoming... hate those who have not brought and are still afraid to bring.

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  • jenny_garcia September 26, 2006

    My smile to ya, homies

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  • jenny_garcia September 26, 2006

    I just woke up and was all sleepy, went to pee, the light of the pc called me, i sat down to type... so HI BABIES!!!! i love you all. I am off to bed now. My sweet Bel is waiting for me,,,, I love the way he holds me all night. hmmm., bye crazyshit. see you tomorrow!

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  • teamshowoff September 26, 2006

    yea i hold her tight in my arms and my woody is stiffing i sence that she feel my trunk digging in her back side , she slowly reaches and grab my branch and rubs it, my leaves are sprouting off, she slowly opens her leggs and places my trunk in her love tunnle yae yea yea yea so now i am spreading my seeds all in her yea yea eya

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    Mongoloid Corky must die. Now. Commander! Arrange the festivities.

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  • jenny_garcia September 28, 2006

    Classy? OMG. You are so full of shit. There is nothing classy about you, little boy.

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