Game Over

Yeah I think he's done playing this game of life.

64 Comments
  • hornet6 September 23, 2006

    Loser! Next!!

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  • September 23, 2006

    Knocked the fuck out!(I will think of something funny later.)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    looks like either a bad car crash, or something collapsed on him... poor guy :(

    his jaw and neck are completely BROKEN

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  • September 23, 2006

    Pictured above...Teamshowoff at the crazyshit convention.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    that was fuckin funny brent.. sick.. but funny :O

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  • foxdog September 23, 2006

    Cranium!!! I was trying to figure out the name of this board game I played with my family a couple of weeks ago, and forgot. A friend was asking me: Balderdash? No. Trivial Pursuit? No.... Now I see this picture, and I remember we were playing Cranium. True story!

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  • belarius September 23, 2006

    "mommy, mommy! all the kids in school keep calling me peanut head!" "OH Skippy! You pay them NO mind!"

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  • eyenbackofhead September 23, 2006

    call the funeral home! he's done!

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    another suicide by train

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  • davcommander September 23, 2006

    Jenny, just give us the word, and we will make the cur that hurt you look like this. As more guys get to see the side of you that is posted here, you will be asked to become more intiment with them. They will say things like "Hey Jenny, would you please write to me at hotmail. Always looking for new friends" There are a couple of ladies from here that do write to me @ hotmail and know that I really am a nice guy. So won't you be my neighbor too and join me in my neighborhood? Don't worry about my cheating on legz. Just about every guy on here loves her or wants to anyway.

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  • wac301 September 23, 2006

    Ya'll leave team alone man has as much rite to talk as much CRAZYSHIT ashe wants

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    Commander! My GOD! You are so BLUNT! My face is blushing and other parts are well, you know... I don't know what to say... I am just you know, a regular girl. Nothing hot about me. I'll get back to you guys about it though. Offer sounds tempting. ;) Isn't Legz your girl or something? Thats what it seemed like from reading all the posts. I don't want legz to hate me, Commander. OMG! I am in such a deep shit hole right now!

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    btw, despite Bel not wanting to tell you guys, I AM his roommate. He HAS a crush on me... But that is it. We live together. Yeah, he's cute. But um, kinda crazy. We just share the same PC. he looks a bit like J.Depp. But with an attitude like Steve O. Really sad. ANyway, let me think about it commander. I am really new at this. Bel pretty much convinced me to be online. Cuz i have been depressed lately about my old ex. Mother fucker! Anyway.... Im here.,. Keep writing. Dont pressure me. Lets keep it natural and we'll see what happens. Okay Commander? Just keep it natural, okay? Muah! to you and Legz

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    Jenny!!! email Commander darling.. he is a sweety.. I trust ya.. lol

    Don't worry, I got a choke hold on the guy with me thighs (or is that legz?) at all times ;)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    Wac.. you're correct Sir.. Team does have a right to post in here.. he just needs to realize that his shit is largely overlooked by those of us who aren't racist and hateful~ I have sunken to the level of being jokingly nice with him, and he ignores me totally, usually.

    He wants negative feedback from the negativity he spews.. what a waste of fucking space to do that!

    He's proven that he CAN be funny.. those are the times I acknowlege his rant mostly..... otherwise I just see his post and scrollllllll on by!

    He must be busy tonight on that puzzle with the 5 billion pieces. Good Boy Team! Let me know when you're done sweety.. I got a gold star and a cookie waiting for ya! Peanut Butter or Chocolate Chip? :)

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  • jenny_garcia September 23, 2006

    Legz, he is your territory and I will NOT go there. Thanks anyway, girl, You are SO sweet. =)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 23, 2006

    Smooches Jenny my little chaquita ;)

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  • imbetu September 23, 2006

    I'd be embarrssed,bel

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  • September 23, 2006

    crack head

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  • teamshowoff September 24, 2006

    mermaid_w_legz im not trying to make friends on here you are the stupid bitch thats try to suck up to every one on here so you do what you do best yea yea fuck off bitch we are the pure race yea yea fuck all niggers and mexicans yea yea join the ku klux klan yea yea the kkk is getting bigger so aint you glad your not a nigger yea yea bitch you will never get where im at yea yea yea that wet back in the pic thought he could where one of or shirts we took care of his wet back ass no fucking wet back is going to where are aryan nations shirts yea yea yea

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  • diducthat September 24, 2006

    what does his shirt say?____skills_____

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  • imbetu September 24, 2006

    point noted...you silly boy,,,,,, now give her back the crayons... and the puzzle... cuz shes going to be angry now...I think

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  • teamshowoff September 24, 2006

    like i said yea yea fuck you haters yea yea i love the real world yea yea the kkk yea yea we are the white race yea yea

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  • teamshowoff September 24, 2006

    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

    Well, the blonde is so angry, she opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

    The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it."

    The blonde replies:

    "Shut up, you're next."

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  • sheepshagga September 24, 2006

    Wow Team.. You really have a way with the words don't you?????

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  • 2_poor_2_pay September 24, 2006

    no no no... I'M the J. Depp person damnit.. i'm the one who looks like em... i'll prove it at some point in time... whenever i figure out if i can post another picture or some crap............ ok blaw sleep, no caffine tonight

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  • davcommander September 24, 2006

    Hey legz, how can a mermaid have thighs? Does your tail really change into those sexy legs of yours whenever you come (cum) ashore? I think Jenny is afraid of me being her friend:-( But no worry Jen, I didn't mean anything by it. I am just a middle aged guy always looking for a friend to chat with. As I said, there are a couple of ladies here that have found that out. And if you check, your Bel, Lefty and I are all enthralled by the enchantres known as legz. All we want for you hon, is to be happy and have fun. We just let it all out here that we have to keep hidden in real life. You better let me check to make sure you are just blushing. As a medically retired RN/Paramedic I know about those things.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    Hey Commander! Salute darlin' >

    Enchantress? ;) that's a nice word..

    Yup.. my tail changes into legz when uh.. when.. when... hehe

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  • chillidogsb September 24, 2006

    TEAMSHOWOFF you are of limited capabilitys and put all those who are wishing for a purer life to shame having to put up with you constant imature comments or ravings of pure bile do us all a favour and fuck off and go spread your imature shit on someone who cares

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  • youngblood48 September 24, 2006

    damn...we used to come on here and talk about the vids and pics and crack on eachother...now its LOVE CONNECTION CENTRAL...damn people take it to a sex forum and lets get back to CRAZYSHIT....

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  • imbetu September 24, 2006

    "mermaid" ...as soon as you smell the pussy its like flys on shit... in this case... were talkin about maggots...Bottom line I am not empresed with the sleezy shit ...or the girls that post here...go to a full on porn site...post your pics ...masturbate...do your thing on cyber sex ...or post your comments in a way that we don't have to watch you fuck...you girl are starting to sound like teamshowoff..."suck,me here ,slide me there...rub my tits, spread my legs,cum in my mouth ...etc...etc...etc...Mermaid your a bag ...and if you think I'm an ass ,show your mother your skanky mouth. Got any brothers,? show them too...If you were my sis I'd have your ass wooped........take anouther look

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    I try to keep it 90% crazyshit crazy comments and 10% having my legz licked... sorry blood :( smooch

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  • belarius September 24, 2006

    Now why would I be embarrassed Imbetu? Jenny is hot. Not as hot as Bunniswife, but yeah she's cute. Okay, they're both equally hot. What Jen is failing to tell you is that she is not only my roommate, but my ex. So yeah, I still have a thing for her and her little boobies ;) Shit, did that slip out again! Dammit! Anyway, her ex...(i.e., the guys she left me for to begin with,) is a dipshit who can't keep his vienna sausage in his pants. Okay, too much information. Oh and Steve-O? She could have at least compared me to Knoxville, but Steve-O? Okay Imbetu, that IS kinda embarrassing. =/

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  • jenny_garcia September 24, 2006

    HAHA!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 24, 2006

    Imbetu... you apparently take everything you read seriously don't you?

    I'll thank you NOT to call me a bag.. I am a woman who also happens to be a LADY...

    I talk to some of same men I have fun with in here 'outside of the box' and FYI, it's friendship and respect you idiot!

    Yes I have a brother.. he loves me very much.

    I also have 2 grown sons, one who is a cop in one of the largest cities in this state... I was raised in a military family, am a nurse who puts up with a lot when I am working... and look forward to coming on this site to let it all out- most of which YES is me and the way I feel about things.

    What you see is what you get........ if you don't like it.. scrollllll and keep your trap shut!

    Oh and yes, I have a mother... a 72 y/o woman who is the wife of a long serving high ranking Navy man.

    I know respect, I know class....... I also know how to have fun and laugh.

    If you can't take it...... piss off...... if you want to be my crazyshit friend, that's cool too.

    I try to love all people.. :)

    Enuff said now Mermaid..........

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  • belarius September 25, 2006

    I've been here for a while, Imbetu and so far, I haven't witnessed any of the ladies post any crude comments. I think you're hitting the pipe a little too hard, bro. These ladies are here with us on this site for one reason and one reason only: they have a sense of humor good enough to hang with the boys. So maybe, just perhaps, you should stop being such a little whiney bitch, learn how to spell, have more respect for women, and go find another site that better suits your "needs." Oh and take your little brother, Team, with you.

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  • imbetu September 25, 2006

    balarina......For example...you said you havn't seen any of these laidies post any crud comments........ jenny_garcia wrote:

    actually. a cute asian girl shitting all over another cute asian girl while both kissed softly would be quite welcomed right a about now... shiting on each other is normal ...I don't care either way ... i’ll just go and massage oil on mine now.. to keep them soft, firm and ripe for.

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  • count_belarius September 25, 2006

    Okay imbetu...I kind of lost my cool there for a minute. I understand that Crazyshit has become somewhat of a funny soap opera lately, but seriously dude...from one man to another, I just have to ask you to be a bit more respectful towards the ladies here. Us guys can be as crude and obnoxious towards each other, but as gentleman, we should refrain from acting like ill-mannered punks towards women. Flirting is perfectly fine. But offending the opposite sex, is a no-no. The women in your own family can tell you that. In essence, I apologize for exploding on you. However, I have grown to like Legz, bunniswife, yodabitch, and especially my Jenny (wow, I sounded like Forrest Gump for a second), so I took personal offense to your post. I hope we can all be cool and just have fun. Any posts you wish not read, just skip over them. Thats what we all do. Anyway dude. Take care and keep posting. But if you can, and your spare time permits, go ahead and assassinate Team with an M-21 Sniper Rifle, as he's limping out of the gay bar holding his buttcheeks with both hands. He's a lost cause anyway.

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  • imbetu September 25, 2006

    who the fuck are you^^^...fuck not aga...

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  • imbetu September 25, 2006

    what ladies? I know ladies and there are none here...

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  • count_belarius September 25, 2006

    Its me Belarius, imbetu. I just added the Count cuz it sounds sexier with the ladies =) I didn't mean to confuse you. Oh and "balarina" thats pretty funny actually. I think you meant to spell ballerina though. Just thought you'd want to know in case you want to refer to me that way again next time ;) And seriously, I do apologize for exploding on you and calling you a whiney bitch. If we were at a bar and spoke to my lady that way, I would have simply knocked you the fuck out. But its all good. Peace, love, and happiness to everybody. But, seriously, in their defense, the examples you quoted by the ladies here, are no-where near as crude and disgusting as the shit we've guys posted. Legz is just being her sexy self and Jen is just being the sarcastic little hottie that she usually is, so relax dude. Just enjoy the website. I gotta go wash my tutu now. Laters.

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  • eyenbackofhead September 25, 2006

    god damn u people have more issues than a fucking can of bait on a fishing trip! ask yourselves is playing on the pc all day really worth my marrige or my house or job??? god damnit quit living of of welfare and posting this stupid ass shit from some library!!! AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE BESIDES ROTT IT AWAY!!!! fucking hell why should anybody on here care about what the fuck somone posts any damn way??? u ever stop and think thats the reason jay takes days off??? CAUSE UR FUCKING MORONIC LIL BITCHES THAT DONT POST SHIT ABOUT THE SITE YOU'D RATHER TALK SHIT AMONGST YOURSELVES!!!!

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  • belarius September 25, 2006

    GOOD CUT AND PASTE JOB BITCH....what? YOu think we're not going to notice? EyebetweenyourButtCheeks... either you post original shit in every post, or just shut the fuck up. OR. You can always just DIE.

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  • gogelaid September 25, 2006

    GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eyenbackofhead

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  • davcommander September 25, 2006

    Imbetu, sure there are ladies here. Just cause you are able to stand to pee doesn't prove any guy is a man. (that is not a slam meant for you IM) And if any of you guys are in touch with your feminine side right now, stop before you get your kee board all messy and stuff starts to drip down the screen

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  • gogelaid September 25, 2006

    davcommander...as soon as you smell the pussy its like flys on shit...

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 25, 2006

    bullshit gogelaid... as soon as I was new here Commander became my good email friend, and still is.. I think he's a great guy!

    There is nothing disrespectful about him, he's not a weakling who sniffs out pussy at the drop of a hat~ you have no clue about him so shut up please!!

    (Salute > B)

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  • davcommander September 25, 2006

    Wow, thanks legz I am flattered. But if you noticed by his sign in, he has problems in that area himself. See he can't get laid. Poor guy. Something that you may want to try is give yourself a spit shine

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  • belarius September 25, 2006

    Gogelaid, I don't think we've read much from you recently, but from your last few posts, you seem to be eyebetweenbuttcheeks' lackey. Kind of like his cheerleader, or his little parrot, repeating the same things he says, word for word. no wait! You're like that little dog that follows the bigger dog around kissing his ass in those old "Kibbles n Bits" commercials =)

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  • jenny_garcia September 25, 2006

    gogelaid, why don't YOU go get laid and leave the Commander alone. He's a sweet guy and he's done nothing to you. If you don't like what we post, don't read it. Simple as that.

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  • davcommander September 26, 2006

    Go get em Jen. Dang for a young lady you are a feisty one. I like that in a woman

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  • davcommander September 26, 2006

    Hey can't get laid, As Prez Bush would say: If you notice, the ladies here know what type of man I am. In other words that means they know who I am. Yes I am attracted to those with a pussy. I do like them shaved by the way. But you, it is obvious from your own words, you can't get laid because you are attracted to peter puffers like yourself

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 26, 2006

    Shaved? hmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

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  • count_belarius September 26, 2006

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyuuuuuuummmmmm! Commander!!!!! You like the cameltoe smooth and soft then, huh, buddy! Good for you! Jenny keeps her sweet, little cookie soft. Wait. I sound perverted, didn't I? Sorry baby. I'm still learning. Okay let me rePhrase that...My baby...Jenny keeps her tiny, delectable vagina completely nude, as a sweet little girl should. Hope thats better. LEGZ!!! The commander wants smooth poonanny! We must accommodate! I will buy you the BEST razor....Jenny will perform the shaving.... and COmmander will enjoy the after-effects! Unless of course, you Legz are already.... DavCommander compatible, then me and Jen will just go to the other room and and and.... have sex or something! Ungrateful mermaid lady who is so sweet and sexy and who we love so much!!!! Go make "sexy time!" commander! Make a "sweet romance inside her body!" (BORAT.... you have to look him up.. he's got a new movie coming out and he is hilarious...) Bye babies.....

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  • teamshowoff September 26, 2006

    count_belarius can i be in charge of picking up the shave hairs yea yea

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  • count_belarius September 26, 2006

    Team, you can pick up the shave hairs and then throw them at us as we walk out of the church! =) That would be so romantic, huh baby. Jenny Agrees.

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  • teamshowoff September 26, 2006

    yea yea yea yea eya i get to be there yea yea yea eya im so happy you guys thanks a hole lot.

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  • kane September 27, 2006

    Wake that lazy fuck up. Either he gets his ass back to work or he's fired. Last warning, Asshole.

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  • bunniswife September 27, 2006

    Nothing some iodine and a tube of Crazyglue won't fix.

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    iodine, crazyglue.... maybe some masking tape and some kleenex... yup definitely a hammer too. Bunniswife! Quick! Kiss me on the neck and rub my chest while I operate!!!

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  • jenny_garcia September 28, 2006

    Latrine?! back off already. Why are you on our case so much? And leave poor Bunniswife out of your perverted fantasies. I hope her husband finds you and beats the living crap out of you grape ape ass. stupid idiot!

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  • teamshowitoff September 28, 2006

    Jenny i want you baby, you are just so hot honey, come to me now

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  • teamshowoff September 29, 2006

    FUCK ALL YOU WET-BACK BITCHES MEXICANS BITCHES DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCK YEA YEA JOIN THE WHITE RACE YEA EYA, WHITE PUSSY IS THE BEST NICE AND PINK YEA YEA PINK I LOVE TO EAT PINK PUSSY YEA YEA

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  • misslatin215 February 6, 2007

    hey i hope he's ok (HEHEHE)

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