This is one of those times when you wish you had one less piece of cheese cake.
he, he, first faggots. oh oh suck my dick too
that thing is a shit box anyway. let that fucker fall
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someone tell that moron how to look in his mirrors backing up!!
i told you to tell me when to "woaw" dammit!!
I'm surprised he made it up that hill.
looks like the hippy van is done for no more great ful dead concerts for you
That whole hill musta fell away overnight
Check out the tag. It is Europen. They drive worse there that they do here.
Sheep... I never thought a that...possible I guess...
Well if that thing can climb that...I WANT ONE
the asshole in the red is yellen everybody get in the back and push.....
I have a completely innocent question:
I've been seeing this ad on here over and over again for that thing that's supposed to feel like a real... ahem..... pussy..
How can a chunk of plastic feel like "the real thing"?
I mean it may be soft on the inside and feel all ridgey like .. but come ONNNNNNNNN nothing can possibly feel like the real thang babyyyyyyyy~
I've yet to find something that feels like a real red blooded mayun! LOL
So I let my fingers do the walkin' cross the ummmmmm (well we ain't talkin yellow pages)
THERE IMBETU! Was that whorish and skanky enough for you?
Yes I am being provacative.. but only with a purpose... just to show how you can be fun in here and not be taken so seriously,but still make people wonder..... it's all about the fun and mystery that lies within a posted message.
The coolest part is knowing those in here who know me well enough by now......KNOW damn well where I am coming from...... or is that cumming?
Ok, I'll shut up now! LOL
Ya see, I CAN be a sarcastic bitch..... but I truly like you all even when I do scream at ya :)
dont worry mermaid when it can cook and clean and take out the trash it might replace a women
Actually Mermaid, Jenny bought me the fake pussy for my B-day, as a gag or someshit, I guess. And being as close as we are, she kept wanting me to try it. It just looks wrong though, you know? Rubber cunt in a can. Its almost alien like. The first few times,, I couldn't even get my dick up.. Jenny would be there, trying to get me worked up... I don't know legz, she's kinky that way, I guess thats why I love her so much. But anyway, bottomline, besides feeling like a pathetic 13 year old boy trying to fuck his mattress....it DID NOT feel like the real thing. First of all, you need about two tubes of lubricant to make it feel faintly real.... and then, its just too squishy and too, jelly like. The whole excitement and beauty of a pussy is the fact that the muscles inside a woman react according to her mood.... Honestly, the fake vagina is probably, now that I think about it, and subsequently feel like puking, like a dead girls pussy. Very much like a dildo is a dead man's rigamortis affected schlong. YUCK. LEGZ!!! why did you get me to answer this question! I need a bath now. AHG!@
mermaid...touch..no wait ...tuche...tuchey...hmmm...ok you win.
LOL!!!^^ Damn! I knew I'd get replies to that one!
Hey Dirtbag- you crack me up!
Belarius......you know it buddy... nothin' like the real squeezin and teasin' deal (sorry Jen you apparent vixen in the sack!)
and Imbetu.......yeah...... touche indeedy!
Yeah, I prefer Jen's personal squeezin' and teasin', Legz. Oh and Imbetu...you seem like a cool guy too. Rawk on, bro! =P Oh and Jenny says hola!
Oh shit! The pic. I almost forgot about it. You know. That reminds me of the van in which our Shotokan Sensei would take us to tournaments. It was a tiny scooby doo mystery mobile type of deal and he would pack like 10 of us students in there and drive us 3 hours to our destination. Everything was cool except for the fact that he was drinking beer all the way and he kept zig zagging on the highway. Shit, we were kids... we thought it was hella funny. Until one day a cop pulled us over and my Sensei beat the living shit out of him. Drunk. Needless to say, within about 5 minutes, 3 other police units were there to assist officer down. I still remember vividly, my karate instructor doing his best chuck norris impression as he got his drunken ass tazered into next tuesday. Oh, sweet, childhood memories. I wonder what ever happened to that sombitch?
Ok nobody move..... I've got an idea!
Thanx belarius,,for the narritive on the pocket pussy...threw up twice LOL
fuck scooby doo, wilma get the scooby snacks and lets get the fuck out of here yea yea eya ey ayea
Corky, you really ARE special aren't you... Poor sweety. Stick around. I'll eventually hit you with my baseball bat. And you won't even realize it, turdbucket.
Put old Quad Tits up front and the truck will never fall.
Baby, how many times have I told you to be nice to the retarded people? They're just like you and me, only dumber. Okay. You can hit him once with your bat. But only once! And really hard.
how about we just take both our baseball bats and stick them BOTH deep up your psycho ashy black ass. would that be better, LATRINE WATKINS? You hole of shit.
Um, Latrell, I can get some Pond's cream from my grandma, you know, if you wanna get rid of that dry skin on your buttocks. i don't think the bat up the butt will help, Jenny.
Latrel: Man you have some proper issues.
your a bit crazy aint ya
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER THAT WAS TEAMSHOWITOFF TALKING SHIT. SO KEEP YOUR MONKEY LIPS SHUT JOIN THE WHITE RACE SO WE CAN KILL ALL THIS NIGGERS YEA YEA
Yet another reason why old people shoulden't be allowed to drive.